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  • #61
    Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    I see. That's interesting, but... have you tried actually reading the Holy Bible? Instead of accepting everything your family or your church spoon-feed you? I could go on for hours listing the inaccuracies of what people tend to think the Bible says.
    I don't.

    I just read it.

    It sucks.
    Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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    • #62
      Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

      Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
      I don't.

      I just read it.

      It sucks.
      agree

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      • #63
        Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

        Originally posted by AkiraK View Post
        agree
        Adam's read it, so his opinion is valid.


        Yours sucks.

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        • #64
          Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          Adam's read it, so his opinion is valid.


          Yours sucks.
          Hey, be nice now. This little fella has gone to all the trouble to write several multisyllabic words in different posts. This, apparently, has taken a lot out of him. One of his last posts was just a vowel sound. (Consonants are hard.)
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • #65
            Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

            Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
            Hey, be nice now. This little fella has gone to all the trouble to write several multisyllabic words in different posts. This, apparently, has taken a lot out of him. One of his last posts was just a vowel sound. (Consonants are hard.)
            Greetings. My name is Akira and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent your mother joke, I will now begin. Your biological mother is <<<a series of unsubstantiated claims removed by a helpful moderator>>> I hope whoever has just watched this joke enjoyed the humorous your mother joke, thank you for your time and have a blessed day
            Last edited by Basilissa; 08-20-2021, 05:08 PM. Reason: God hates liars (Proverbs 19:9)

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            • #66
              Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

              Originally posted by AkiraK View Post
              Greetings. My name is Akira and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent your mother joke, I will now begin. Your biological mother is <<<a series of unsubstantiated claims removed by a helpful moderator>>> I hope whoever has just watched this joke enjoyed the humorous your mother joke, thank you for your time and have a blessed day
              Huh? Are you a witch?
              Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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              • #67
                Re: Jesus Starting to Kill Gamers

                Yes, I agree with that. Luckily, the only video game I ever played was Exodus, which indeed is a holy game, perhaps the only holy game to have ever existed.
                I also pray that God will kill those who listen to anything else but country music. I used to play bass guitar in a faggish Indie rock band when I was an agnostic. That also involves the listeners of classical music, since most classical musicians where either Catholics like Mozart, sodomites like Tchaikovsky freemasons like Bach or free thinkers like Wagner. Same goes for listeners of "Christian" metal, with the very exception of one band, Killing For Christ. Perhaps I should restart my musical career in case Killing For Christ need a new bass guitarist.
                Ecclesiastes 5:3b "A fool's voice is known by multitude of words."

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