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  • #16
    Re: ALL U.S. Presidents Assessed Based on Their Godliness Index!

    Can we get on to judging the presidents of sh!thole countries yet?

    Canada has had some weird presidents, from the stroke-victim that strangled people, to Rob Ford (before God called him back to heaven) to the smiley guy, they even tried a woman president once.

    But worst is Justin Trudeau, it even turns out he starred in a pornographic occult-yoga promoting music video:



    WARNING: video is so filthy it even made ME want to sacrifice small animals to the yoga-gods:

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    • #17
      Re: ALL U.S. Presidents Assessed Based on Their Godliness Index!

      France. Isn't Trudeau a French linguist?



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      • #18
        Re: ALL U.S. Presidents Assessed Based on Their Godliness Index!

        Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post

        WARNING: video is so filthy it even made ME want to sacrifice small animals to the yoga-gods:

        I showed this video to my husband, and he immediately took to his prayer closet to pray for these poor young misguided women's souls.
        Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
        1 Corinthians 11:13

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        • #19
          Re: ALL U.S. Presidents Assessed Based on Their Godliness Index!

          I was going to inquire about Joe Biden's placement on this list until I remembered that he's not a legitimate president, merely a pretender installed by a Deep State cabal via a STOLEN and FRADULENT election that was won by Donald Trump. So, the old post calling Trump the current and most recent president is still accurate, as of this writing in 2022. We haven't had a 46th president yet.
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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          • #20
            Re: ALL U.S. Presidents Assessed Based on Their Godliness Index!

            Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
            • John Adams 1797-1801: Unitarian and thus suspicious. He helped to establish the Godly Nation but, according to some sources, he also said that "Christianity had originally been revelatory, but was being misinterpreted and misused in the service of superstition, fraud, and unscrupulous power." He was also accused of being a deist and accusations tend to have some Truth™ behind them. GI 35. Likely to be in Hell but avoiding the worst tortures there?
            I have a question. Hell. If there are degrees of torture available, is it possible to be "demoted" as it were, to some more wretched status than one enjoyed previously? If the arrow of time is contiguous with our waking experience here on earth, with or without a timeless interlude at the boundary, doesn't that suggest possible "promotion" to another place where conditions are less repulsive? I was thinking that if there were no place to be repelled to, conditions would not be repulsive at all.

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            • #21
              Re: ALL U.S. Presidents Assessed Based on Their Godliness Index!

              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
              I have a question. Hell. If there are degrees of torture available, is it possible to be "demoted" as it were, to some more wretched status than one enjoyed previously? If the arrow of time is contiguous with our waking experience here on earth, with or without a timeless interlude at the boundary, doesn't that suggest possible "promotion" to another place where conditions are less repulsive? I was thinking that if there were no place to be repelled to, conditions would not be repulsive at all.
              Of course, certainly and indeed, Jesus as God has designed eternal punishments that - while agonizing - can be less agonizing than others. To assess this, we have to first understand that each and every non-True™-Christian sinner has committed an infinite number of sins:

              James 2:10
              For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


              Second, we need to understand that even false Christians/atheists can understand some issues, and a Mathematician called Georg Cantor discovered that not all infinities are of the same size. And size does matter. Countable infinities (real numbers) are less than non-countable infinities (irreal numbers or whatever). Thus, one sinner can have committed fewer sins than another although both have committed infinitely many sins. It's simple and elegant.

              How to punish these somewhat lesser sinners? Jesus has the answer!

              Acts 2:35
              Until I make thy foes thy footstool.


              Being a footstool for a True Christian™ for eternity does not perhaps seem so bad but, imagine this, after a few bezillions of years, your spine will become crooked, your joints become fixed without any relief from the pain and torture. It's probably less agonizing than tungsten enemas administered on a regular basis. It is quite possible that some of the less godless presidents are at this very moment residing in a fetal position with Jesus laughing heartily and resting His elegant legs on their backs.




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              • #22
                Re: ALL U.S. Presidents Assessed Based on Their Godliness Index!

                There are certainly different levels of punishment in Hell and reward in the afterlife. Jesus said in the Book of Revelation:

                And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. Revelation 22:12.

                I don't know about promotion or demotion after you're there.
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                • #23
                  Re: ALL U.S. Presidents Assessed Based on Their Godliness Index!

                  Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                  I don't know about promotion or demotion after you're there.
                  Other so-called Christians do not have a Pastor Zeke making afterlife arrangements for us. Surely, this gives us an inside track to a glorious position in heaven.

                  I think God was talking directly to those of us at LBC when He wrote "...rejoice insofar as you share Christ's suffering, that you may rejoice and be glad when His glory is revealed." (1 Peter 4:13)
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • #24
                    Re: ALL U.S. Presidents Assessed Based on Their Godliness Index!

                    I appreciate all those responses. Hell, it seems, is like lines and rays. From wherever you stand, a ray extends infinitely in one direction only. Lines extend infinitely in both directions. Both are of infinite length. Which (line or ray) contains the most points?

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                    • #25
                      Re: ALL U.S. Presidents Assessed Based on Their Godliness Index!

                      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                      I appreciate all those responses. Hell, it seems, is like lines and rays. From wherever you stand, a ray extends infinitely in one direction only. Lines extend infinitely in both directions. Both are of infinite length. Which (line or ray) contains the most points?

                      Sounds like one of those trick questions formulated by secular scientists to mock the Lord, like "Can God create a stone so heavy that even He can't lift it?" The answer, of course, is to shout in their face that they're going to Hell.
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                      • #26
                        Re: ALL U.S. Presidents Assessed Based on Their Godliness Index!

                        Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                        "Can God create a stone so heavy that even He can't lift it?"
                        Creatures proposing that line of reasoning are often philosophy buffoons. It's worth knowing something of their error, to point out where they're going wrong in terms they can understand, but generally it's like talking to a brick wall. Unlike legitimate brick walls however, these have the additional property of making you feel sick.
                        I Kings 8:27 But will God indeed dwell on the earth? behold, the heaven and heaven of heavens cannot contain thee; how much less this house that I have builded?

                        To lift something, its location needs to change. From on the floor to on the table, say. “But does the universe itself have a location?” I've tried asking them. “Because if it doesn't then how can God have a location? And if God has no location then nothing He ever did could be described as ‘lifting.’” All this is within the three dimensional universe, containing time, but applies equally to any number of dimensions. There could be a trillion dimensions and God would surpass them all in capacity, regardless of whether He has a location in the spiritual realm because a rock is not a spiritual thing. If it were, they wouldn't ask the question in the first place.

                        Then they say, “Yes, but Can God create a stone so heavy that even He can't lift it?” which is about the same as asking How loud is yellow? As I say, it just makes you sick.

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