[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hula Hoops

Poor Brother Hatchet. That whore daughter of yours causes you so much heartache and trouble.

Are you sure she and her husband haven't sinned bad enough to be stoned to death over?

I feel for your plight Brother. Let us know if you need any help with the stoning.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Is it any wonder that the sodomizing, pedophilic, and otherwise thoroughly depraved ancient Greeks had hula hoops?



Friends, if hula hoops are not a sexual device, then why is this man naked? I rest my case. He also appears to be holding some kind of half-man, half-caterpillar creature in his left hand. A demon, no doubt.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

Poor Brother Hatchet. That whore daughter of yours causes you so much heartache and trouble.

Are you sure she and her husband haven't sinned bad enough to be stoned to death over?

I feel for your plight Brother. Let us know if you need any help with the stoning.

Lve, Sister Thumper

I am a patient, loving, and forgiving man. I am giving my shameless hussy of a daughter one more chance.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Hula Hoops




Pictures say it all, don't they?

[Juliette]

Re: Hula Hoops

I discovered evidence of where exactly the hula hoop is leading the innocent young girl to.

Here.

Be aware the image is not suitable for minors and True Christian women.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hula Hoops

Here are a couple of strange toys:

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Hula Hoops

Anything that encourages young women to swirl and gyrate their hips must be evil. Seems like a gateway to sexual perversions to me.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Hula Hoops

Hula hoops are sexy. Ever see a hot woman in leotards with ten hula hoops spinning around her tight body? And then she swallows fire? It creates an explosion in my pants. Old Man Hatchet, you need to learn how to live. Maybe you'll find there's life in those old bones yet, particularly the one between your legs.

[Juliette]

Re: Hula Hoops

Hula hoops are sexy. Ever see a hot woman in leotards with ten hula hoops spinning around her tight body? And then she swallows fire? It creates an explosion in my pants. Old Man Hatchet, you need to learn how to live. Maybe you'll find there's life in those old bones yet, particularly the one between your legs.

Well little ladyboy.

As long as you experience someting as "creates an explosion in my pants" don't tell Old Brother Hatchet that he has to learn about live etc...

You toddler are not even half the man he is.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Hula Hoops

You toddler are not even half the man he is.

Sounds like you know the old man very well. So how many inches are we talking about here?

[SUV]

Re: Hula Hoops

The Rings of Saturn? Nay; THE RINGS OF SATAN!!!!!

[narrowpathy]

Re: Hula Hoops

skip

"We might as well break her hymen right now," I screamed, pinning my granddaughter down. skip
Praise Jesus.

So, did you break her hymen, Mr. Hatchet?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

So, did you break her hymen, Mr. Hatchet?

Are you insinuating that I intended to have sex with my granddaughter? I was going to break her hymen manually, you sick fiend. Never sully one of my threads with your lurid suggestions again.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hula Hoops

Are you insinuating that I intended to have sex with my granddaughter? I was going to break her hymen manually, you sick fiend. Never sully one of my threads with your lurid suggestions again.

So you were going to finger-fuck a child?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Hula Hoops

So you were going to finger-piffle a child?

No, I was going to make a point--that playing with a hula hoop is equivalent to fornication, and she is accordingly no longer a virgin.