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  • #16
    Re: Hula Hoops

    Poor Brother Hatchet. That whore daughter of yours causes you so much heartache and trouble.

    Are you sure she and her husband haven't sinned bad enough to be stoned to death over?

    I feel for your plight Brother. Let us know if you need any help with the stoning.

    Lve, Sister Thumper
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    • #17
      Re: Hula Hoops

      Is it any wonder that the sodomizing, pedophilic, and otherwise thoroughly depraved ancient Greeks had hula hoops?



      Friends, if hula hoops are not a sexual device, then why is this man naked? I rest my case. He also appears to be holding some kind of half-man, half-caterpillar creature in his left hand. A demon, no doubt.

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      • #18
        Re: Hula Hoops

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        Poor Brother Hatchet. That whore daughter of yours causes you so much heartache and trouble.

        Are you sure she and her husband haven't sinned bad enough to be stoned to death over?

        I feel for your plight Brother. Let us know if you need any help with the stoning.

        Lve, Sister Thumper
        I am a patient, loving, and forgiving man. I am giving my shameless hussy of a daughter one more chance.

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        • #19
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          Pictures say it all, don't they?
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • #20
            Re: Hula Hoops

            I discovered evidence of where exactly the hula hoop is leading the innocent young girl to.

            Here.

            Be aware the image is not suitable for minors and True Christian women.


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            • #21
              Re: Hula Hoops

              Here are a couple of strange toys:


              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #22
                Re: Hula Hoops

                Anything that encourages young women to swirl and gyrate their hips must be evil. Seems like a gateway to sexual perversions to me.
                A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                Psalm 139:19-20
                Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hula Hoops

                  Hula hoops are sexy. Ever see a hot woman in leotards with ten hula hoops spinning around her tight body? And then she swallows fire? It creates an explosion in my pants. Old Man Hatchet, you need to learn how to live. Maybe you'll find there's life in those old bones yet, particularly the one between your legs.

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                  • #24
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                    Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
                    Hula hoops are sexy. Ever see a hot woman in leotards with ten hula hoops spinning around her tight body? And then she swallows fire? It creates an explosion in my pants. Old Man Hatchet, you need to learn how to live. Maybe you'll find there's life in those old bones yet, particularly the one between your legs.
                    Well little ladyboy.

                    As long as you experience someting as "creates an explosion in my pants" don't tell Old Brother Hatchet that he has to learn about live etc...

                    You toddler are not even half the man he is.


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                    • #25
                      Re: Hula Hoops

                      Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                      You toddler are not even half the man he is.
                      Sounds like you know the old man very well. So how many inches are we talking about here?

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                      • #26
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                        The Rings of Saturn? Nay; THE RINGS OF SATAN!!!!!

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                        • #27
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                          Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
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                          "We might as well break her hymen right now," I screamed, pinning my granddaughter down. skip
                          Praise Jesus.
                          So, did you break her hymen, Mr. Hatchet?
                          "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                          • #28
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                            Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                            So, did you break her hymen, Mr. Hatchet?
                            Are you insinuating that I intended to have sex with my granddaughter? I was going to break her hymen manually, you sick fiend. Never sully one of my threads with your lurid suggestions again.

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                            • #29
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                              Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                              Are you insinuating that I intended to have sex with my granddaughter? I was going to break her hymen manually, you sick fiend. Never sully one of my threads with your lurid suggestions again.

                              So you were going to finger-fuck a child?
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Hula Hoops

                                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                                So you were going to finger-piffle a child?
                                No, I was going to make a point--that playing with a hula hoop is equivalent to fornication, and she is accordingly no longer a virgin.

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