Re: God Hates Italy, Smites Them Some More!
My dear (but burning in hell anyway) departed father--who was born Italian and consciously chose to stay that way--used to insist that garlic was an ancient cure all for all manner of illness.
If this were true, then the Italians would be the least affected population in Europe. Of course, the fact that they pray to plaster statues and entreat Jesus' mother for help in their time of need is the reason why God has given them over to this disease--no matter how badly their breath reeks of garlic.
Anyone who has read the story of the wedding at Cana knows that Jesus doesn't just do things because His mother asks Him.
I guess Italian men are just so used to be ordered around by their mothers that they thought Jesus was the same way, too.
Originally posted by Basilissa
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If this were true, then the Italians would be the least affected population in Europe. Of course, the fact that they pray to plaster statues and entreat Jesus' mother for help in their time of need is the reason why God has given them over to this disease--no matter how badly their breath reeks of garlic.
Anyone who has read the story of the wedding at Cana knows that Jesus doesn't just do things because His mother asks Him.
I guess Italian men are just so used to be ordered around by their mothers that they thought Jesus was the same way, too.
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