hello people

[Zaphiel the one trick pony (On Moderation)]

praise the sky dragon


how are you all today?

[Elmer G. White]

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...sky dragon...
?

How boring! I surmise this sinner is referring to himself as described in Micah, as follows:

Micah 1:8
Therefore I will wail and howl, I will go stripped and naked: I will make a wailing like the dragons, and mourning as the owls.

Brethren: my recommendation is to refrain from discussing anything even remotely intellectual with this person until she produces a post with some actual content.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Zaphiel the one trick pony (On Moderation)]

Re: hello people

the great sky dragon will lead us to salvation


praise

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Brethren: my recommendation is to refrain from discussing anything even remotely intellectual with this person until she produces a post with some actual content.

Thank you for your advice, Brother Professor Dr White, Sir. This person's style, (or lack thereof) reminds me very much of someone else who was recently banned/quarantined/shunned - as all these people are pretty much the same, it doesn't matter which one.

I hope you are well, Brother, both spiritually and physically, and enjoying the gloriously cool summer weather with which God has blessed His northern areas? James 1:17 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.

YiC
Joanna

[MitzaLizalor]

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Thank you for your advice, Brother Professor Dr White.….all these people are pretty much the same

What – they think they're owls?

[Elmer G. White]

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I hope you are well, Brother, both spiritually and physically, and enjoying the gloriously cool summer weather with which God has blessed His northern areas? James 1:17 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.

YiC
Joanna

Sister Joanna, it is indeed a blessing to spread the Gospel among the Northern Eurotrash as a part of my present mission. It is most comfortable here at 59 F compared to the scorching heat that the Mediterranean Papist scum has been receiving as an official prequel of the things to come (Revelation 16:9).

What – they think they're owls?

Sister Mitza, we can only assume that the problem is that they don't think at all. For instance, if we look at our present interlocutor, we can see that the intellectual capacity for discussion is for this person even lower than that of a common spambot, including the inability to modify her approach once she has (she must have ) noticed that her current approach of attempting to cause mild irritation in True Christians™ by unimaginative trolling is failing Big Time. Basically, at the moment it is as worthless as an owl (Leviticus 11:16-17) or the Biblically common and wide-spread but nowadays rare dragon (Isaiah 43:20, but let us not forget Job 30:29). Of course, Jesus says it all in a much more eloquent manner, as always, as follows:

Psalms 5:5
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Isabella White]

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praise the sky dragon

how are you all today?

Hello Miss Zaphiel: It appears that you have missed (intentionally) the request that we've made at the top of our Information Forum page, which is:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

You will find that we are a no-nonsense group of believers in the . We do not sugar-coat the Truth, which is that you deserve to go to HELL unless you repent of your disgusting sins. Nor do we play silly games, such as Dragons & Door Knobs, or Snakes & Ladders, or any of those time-wasters.

Instead of frittering your time worrying about such things, you need to focus on getting true Salvation through being washed in the of :

I John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."

Sincerely, Isabella W.

P.S. Now, don't forget: Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Isabella White]

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Thank you for your advice, Brother Professor Dr White, Sir. This person's style, (or lack thereof) reminds me very much of someone else who was recently banned/quarantined/shunned - as all these people are pretty much the same, it doesn't matter which one.

YiC
Joanna

Oh, dear Sister Joanna: Yes, I do think you are onto something there. Dear ol' Chubbsy is no doubt trying his best to get back at the sanctified servants of the . I wonder if he's been able to put his first noun and verb together yet, for his 500-word essay?

A blessed day to you, dear Sister Joanna,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[DolliMoans]

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I suppose this troll has been smoking the reefer and thinks we are the local dispensary. Sorry pal, the only high you can get here, is high off of God! Of course, the road to salvation isn't a stoner's stroll in the park.

Matthew 7:14


Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, whichleadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

[VictoryOS]

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Mr Dragon Warrior, do you think we are shocked so easily? We have been here for many years and have seen better trollers than you with your incomplete sentences about dragons of all things. Jesus will not be mocked by a bored school child on summer vacation.

[handmaiden]

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praise the sky dragon

You're funny.*

how are you all today?

Blessed with a True Knowledge of the Bible.




* In a silly, I-want-to-tell-the-same-knock-knock-joke-a-dozen-times sort of way. I recently dealt with two bright little four-year-olds who were of the same mind. They--and you--are still going to hell according to God's Holy Word, though.

[Vengeance Puriel]

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the great sky dragon will lead us to salvation


praise

No but the Bible will

[Didymus Much]

Re: hello people

No but the Bible will

Trick is, to get this numbnutz to read the thing.

Or anything without explanatory pictures.

Yeah, I know you're reading this, Zap. Try to impress me.

[Zaphiel the one trick pony (On Moderation)]

Re: hello people

The sky dragon will lead us to another world in another time.

Praise the all knowing beast!


The Bible is a very fancy book.

[Zaphiel the one trick pony (On Moderation)]

Re: hello people

I realize my introduction probably didn't go well.

I'm Zaphiel, a member of the Sky Dragon building. I believe he can light the fires in our heart.


My favorite piece is "Love that which be loved".


My hobbies include underwater stamp collecting and activism.