I was out at the grocery store stocking up on toilet paper and buying all the food I could get my hands on including bananas and watermelon (I know. Buying watermelon may make me a stereotype but I promise it’s eaten in cutlets like fine white folk eat it. I’m no bugaboo nigra). Anyway, I saw a parent yelling at his doomed retarded child. One look at his face told me he was a downie. He was trying to hug everyone during the Kung fu virus pandemic. I could only read this as the parent being upset at his son being a possible homer by hugging people indiscriminately. I offered the parent my belt out of the nice Christian nature I have to whip the gay out of him. Could you believe he yelled at me when I recited loudly Leviticus 18:22 and 1 Timothy 1:10 in his face? How ungrateful!!
I wanted to share this story to bring much needed attention to this issue during these tough times. If it were my kid, I’d disown him and leave him at the nearest orphanage.
I wanted to share this story to bring much needed attention to this issue during these tough times. If it were my kid, I’d disown him and leave him at the nearest orphanage.
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