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  • Bill Clinton Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

    Bill Clinton has been in a California hospital for several days. The reports about his disease of condition have been cleverly managed.

    Yesterday, an anonymous source said Clinton has a "urinary tract infection." We know Chilton's history of sex at every opportunity. What else could a report like that mean except Clinton has one of those diseases a man gets from women off the street? We at Landover Baptist are experienced at reading between the lines.

    Former President Clinton discharged from hospital | TheHill
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Re: Bill Clinton Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

    I didn't read any further than the headline, but there was something about a "discharge." Gonorrhea?
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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      Re: Bill Clinton Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

      Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
      I didn't read any further than the headline, but there was something about a "discharge." Gonorrhea?
      I hesitated and did not use the work, gonorrhea, Brother Lukes. But, that is what I'm thinking as well.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        Re: Bill Clinton Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

        Does anyone know the whereabouts of Bill Clinton between December 2019 and January of 2020?
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        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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          Re: Bill Clinton Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
          Does anyone know the whereabouts of Bill Clinton between December 2019 and January of 2020?
          No. And we still don't know where he was on August 10, 2019 either.
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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            Re: Bill Clinton Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

            Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
            No. And we still don't know where he was on August 10, 2019 either.
            Are you referring to the Clear Plastic Shorts scandal reported on that day, Brother Lukes?
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              Re: Bill Clinton Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

              Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
              Are you referring to the Clear Plastic Shorts scandal reported on that day, Brother Lukes?
              I believe that Brother Lukes was referring to Jeffrey Epstein - who didn't kill himself on that date.

              There are many conspiracy theories about, and there has been a phenomenon known as "Arkancide" - but it's just been correlation having to do with the Clintons, no real "proof" as they say.

              There has been a grainy photograph emerge that bears some resemblance to Hillary, but no positive identification has been made.

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                Re: Bill Clinton Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

                Did we really need a thread to tell us this?


                READ THE BIBLE

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                  Re: Bill Clinton Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

                  Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                  Did we really need a thread to tell us this?
                  We like to keep tabs on all of our enemies' doings. No, it's not a big shock that Slick Willy has an STD (though it would be a tremendous surprise if it spread to Hellary) but it's important to know the specifics. This information may prove critical for future prosecutors.

                  Has anybody forwarded this to Ken Starr?
                  I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                  Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                  But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                  From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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