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  • #16
    Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

    I was excited to read that our work here at Landover Baptist is having an impact at Liberty University.

    If you have been following events, several alumni and about 100 preachers from Liberty have signed petitions telling the Board of Directors to dump Brother Jerry permanently. We here at Landover pushed back. We told the Board the little issues raised about Jerry were Satan inspired. Jerry has brought in millions of dollars by offering accelerated degrees on line.

    Praise Jesus, today the Board announced it has made no decision about Jerry's future. He remains on full salary. No doubt the Board members are reminding each other they were appointed by Jerry and owe him something for holding this prestigious Christian position.

    As soon as he is reinstated lets all send him our best wishes for continued success.

    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #17
      Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

      There is a rumor Brother Jerry resigned permanently. He says this is not true so we know it is not. This involves a pool attendant who had sex with Jerry's wife.

      Friends, it is time to stop this gossiping about Jerry and his private life. Pictures of him on his yacht and sex by the pool does not help Jerry get back to his job. He needs to be giving a pass on all of this, it's called redemption, so he can get back to preventing cohabitation, gay sex and provocative female dresses at Liberty University.

      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • #18
        Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        There is a rumor Brother Jerry resigned permanently. He says this is not true so we know it is not. This involves a pool attendant who had sex with Jerry's wife.

        Friends, it is time to stop this gossiping about Jerry and his private life. Pictures of him on his yacht and sex by the pool does not help Jerry get back to his job. He needs to be giving a pass on all of this, it's called redemption, so he can get back to preventing cohabitation, gay sex and provocative female dresses at Liberty University.

        https://www.npr.org/2020/08/24/90560...jAWLAlyC7m8L40
        Oh, you are absolutely right here, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I must say, that this endless fascination with gossip about Mr. Falwell is just another part of the Demonrat agenda: they are trying to disgrace anybody who is supportive of the very fine work that is being done by our -blessed President Trump.

        So, all of this tittle-tattle should come as no surprise to us, as we have seen so much of it for years now. Why, not only does the gossip go beyond things that they write in those LIE-beral newspapers, but now they're also using computerized gimmickry to make suggestive photographs of dear Mr. Falwell, as you will see here:
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        • #19
          Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

          Dr. Falwell is proving he is a bigger man by forgiving his wifes sexual relations with some Florida pool boy. God would not want a man like him to stop spreading His Word(tm) just because his wife is a whore. Just think of how she could be shamed every Sunday, displaying with the Finest Stories Ever Told from the Bible(r) regarding sluttery.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #20
            Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Dr. Falwell is proving he is a bigger man by forgiving his wifes sexual relations with some Florida pool boy. God would not want a man like him to stop spreading His Word™ just because his wife is a whore. Just think of how she could be shamed every Sunday, displaying with the Finest Stories Ever Told from the Bible® regarding sluttery.
            Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchberg, VA, Jerry Jr.s' church, is sitting on a gold mine. Think of the crowds who would attend a SHAME service about Jerry Jr.'s wife. Maybe we could even charter a bus from Freehold so all of us could shout, "Shame, Shame."

            I agree, Brother James, Jerry Jr. is handling this perfectly. He has resigned from Liberty University. But, he will soon make a triumphant return surrounded by beautiful women. A winner takes everything is sight.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • #21
              Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.
              Hosea 12:9-10 I that am the LORD thy God from the land of Egypt will yet make thee to dwell in tabernacles, as in the days of the solemn feast. I have also spoken by the prophets, and I have multiplied visions, and used similitudes, by the ministry of the prophets.

              excerpt from..The Pilgrim's Progress..https://www.gutenberg.org/files/131/131-h/131-h.htm

              §103 The hill, though high, I covet to ascend,
              §103 The difficulty will not me offend;
              §103 For I perceive the way to life lies here.
              §103 Come, pluck up heart, let's neither faint nor fear;
              §103 Better, though difficult, the right way to go,
              §103 Than wrong, though easy, where the end is woe.
              Clearly, like Pilgrim, he has chosen the difficult path where others would look for easy alternatives. God understands as He always does and knows that obstacles He places before the ones He loves are placed there for a reason. Hosea knew this and God's standard is so clear in The Bible that it's not difficult to draw parallels.

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              • #22
                Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

                It's possible he has slipped in his faith.

                "You can't go by who's sinned and who hasn't, because we all have," Falwell said. "The ones that you think are so perfect and sinless – it's just you don't know about it. They're all just as bad. We all are. And that's the bottom line."
                I do not recall reading in the Bible that I'm as bad as the Unsaved Trash. At least, if that's Jerry's reading of it then he perhaps does need to spend time on the yacht and come back in a few months as President of some other Bible-themed college, or as a senior advisor at the White House. Something appropriate.
                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                • #23
                  Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

                  Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                  I do not recall reading in the Bible that I'm as bad as the Unsaved Trash.
                  Yes, Dr. Toole, I'm as disappointed as you he would say something like that about those of us here at Landover Baptist. We're trying to help him. Then he says we all have sinned. He needs a little more education about Landover and Christianity in general. We have to cut him a little slack because his father, Jerry Sr., was not the brightest porchlight on the block.

                  Some of Jerry Jr.'s problems began when he lifted a strict dress code at Liberty. In 2005 he allowed flip flops. Sin always follows sexual temptation.

                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

                    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                    It's possible he has slipped in his faith.

                    I do not recall reading in the Bible that I'm as bad as the Unsaved Trash. At least, if that's Jerry's reading of it then he perhaps does need to spend time on the yacht and come back in a few months as President of some other Bible-themed college, or as a senior advisor at the White House. Something appropriate.
                    Obviously, he is telling the worthless and the dregs of humanity that way down deep inside, we are all Gods' flesh. Just some are better than others of course. The point being is to give hope, however thin and far from reach. In the counting room, a Tithe is a Tithe.
                    It is the classic "I know just how you feel." bit.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

                      The forces of Satan keep pouring it on.

                      First we have the revelation that Jerry Falwell had a 20 year affair in which he had sex with a woman in front of her husband. Of course, nobody focuses on the fact that he did the right thing by marrying her. And who among us hasn't had minor, youthful indiscretions like this in our 30's and 40's? The Bible tells us that he who is without sin should cast the first stone.

                      Now we learn that Falwell was intoxicated and fell, with blood everywhere, requiring hospitalization. I don't for a second think he was drinking--Falwell is a strong proponent of abstinence from alcohol, even requiring it of his (former) students at Liberty. I believe that he was poisoned by Hillary Clinton or one of her minions. If the police in Virginia won't investigate this theory, then Bill Barr should direct the FBI to look into it. (And please, no jokes about how Jerry Falwell fell badly! That thought is unworthy.)
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                      • #26
                        Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

                        Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                        The forces of Satan keep pouring it on. First we have the revelation that Jerry Falwell had a 20 year affair in which he had sex with a woman in front of her husband. Now we learn that Falwell was intoxicated and fell, with blood everywhere, requiring hospitalization. I believe that he was poisoned by Hillary Clinton or one of her minions. If the police in Virginia won't investigate this theory, then Bill Barr should direct the FBI to look into it.
                        Oh, I don't believe any of that nonsense, either, Dear. And, I think anybody who knows the can see through this plot by the Clinton News Network. Why, they will do anything to attack the good people who continually support our beloved, -sent President Donald Trump as he seeks his next term in the White House!

                        Mark my words; this is all a big attack from the pit of : Satan is working overtime to smear supporters of the President with horrible scandals. Oh, I know that we have all seen the photos, and the interwebs is buzzing with lots of activity about what Brother Falwell has been doing. But, we also know that Satan is the father of lies, as declared within the glorious :

                        John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."

                        And, a perfectly good example of the lies that people are making up is found in fake photos that are going around the world, such as the two that I shall include below, which suggest that Mr. Falwell has an "interest" in other men. Yes, let's hope that that wonderful William Barr gets involved and puts a stop to this disgraceful rumor mill immediately!




                        (Mrs.) Isabella White

                        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                        • #27
                          Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

                          Oh, how our dear Brother Falwell needs the prayers of the believers, here at , dear brothers and sisters. It's been reported that Brother Jerry has been hospitalized, and is undergoing treatment for blockages in his lungs -- pulmonary emboli. I'm certainly no medical expert, but I have heard that this means he is dealing with blood clots. Goodness knows that the dear man could use a break from the bad news he's had over the past year, what with those silly made-up scandals about him having naughty affairs, drinking alcoholic beverages in excess, having some sort of relationship with a pool boy, etc. We all know that the devil will stop at nothing when he wants to embarrass a man of !

                          Here is a recent photo of dear Mr. Falwell -- may we keep him in our prayers.



                          Jerry Falwell, Jr., announced he's been hospitalized for pulmonary emboli, but signaled he plans to stay connected at Liberty University.
                          (Mrs.) Isabella White

                          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                          • #28
                            Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                            Meh... Falwell was always a liberal and supports the globe earth heresy. This could be God's way of telling him that he should abandon those conspiracies. And the fornication, capische Jerry-boy. Anyways, I'll be praying that God do with him as he sees fit. And my prayers are always answered.
                            Oh, my; that's so very kind and generous of you, dear , and may the bless you richly for such a charitable act.

                            As for dear Brother Falwell being a liberal, well, I had heard some rumblings about double standards, but I just assumed that it was the devil's interference, once again, with the spreading of nasty rumors. And, Brother Jerry did get along famously with our beloved President Trump -- one cannot help but to rejoice -- helping him in any way that he could during the campaigns, even though the disgusting Demonrats made fun of a photo of them together!
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                            • #29
                              Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

                              If Mr. Falwell is now coughing up his lungs, this would be the perfect time to come to Jesus. Any liberal thoughts can be expelled with help from Jesus and will power. For a full recovery, he might need a visit from one of our fire breathing sin hating Landover Baptist preachers.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Let's Help Jerry Falwell Jr. Keep His Job at Liberty Un.

                                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                If Mr. Falwell is now coughing up his lungs, this would be the perfect time to come to Jesus. Any liberal thoughts can be expelled with help from Jesus and will power. For a full recovery, he might need a visit from one of our fire breathing sin hating Landover Baptist preachers.
                                Oh, goodness gracious, yes, dear Brother Mayor Hold. There is not a moment to lose. If Brother Falwell ever wishes to forsake his backsliding ways, then now is the time for him to get right with the , before it's too late!

                                And, having a visitation from our beloved preachers, notably our beloved , should help Brother Jerry to get on the right track (the only one) to salvation, and to stay true to his commitment.

                                And, in order for this to be truly sincere, and to eliminate the risk for swaying back to previous sin -- and as a token of Brother Jerry's gratitude -- I think it would be only appropriate if he were to give a very large portion of his assets to . This will ensure that he has the love of Almighty surrounding him, in his hour of need!

                                II Corinthians 9:7 'Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver."
                                (Mrs.) Isabella White

                                Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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