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Default Re: Found a new cult - 04-24-2008, 09:54 PM
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I cannot revel my secret identity to mere morals, Miss Oregano! U should kno that about superheros.

U think Spideyman goes aroun tellin' everyon his real nam is Bruce Wayne Gacey or tha Hulk tells all his buddies he's really David Spanner Banner??? Ur funny, crazy monkey-lady!
Chucklegirl, are you really that dumb? I'm not into comics, and even I know more about them than you!
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Default Re: Found a new cult - 04-24-2008, 10:21 PM
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Do you by chance mean mortals, Mr. Sperm Man?
No, MORALS - as in people who liv forevar! Duuuu... what planetoid u come from, asshat? Ain't u never seen 'Highlander' befor???

I can be only one! Yea baby, that's what am talkin' about!
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Default Re: Found a new cult - 04-24-2008, 10:36 PM
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No, MORALS - as in people who liv forevar! Duuuu... what planetoid u come from, asshat? Ain't u never seen 'Highlander' befor???

I can be only one! Yea baby, that's what am talkin' about!
Have you been inhaling krypton again, Chucklegirl?
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Default Re: Found a new cult - 04-26-2008, 05:51 AM
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Damn... Do you all actually read what you are writing? You're so freakin' stupid! It actually hurts! You are so repressed! I think that if you WOULD just LOOK into some other religions, you would find so much more love and acceptance than you offer here. Even in the satanic bible, I would be willing to bet!
Do tell, Miss 600 & 66066, how stupid ARE we to follow the Word of the Creator of the Universe?

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