Girls, Sending Out A Valentine's Day Card Is Like ASKING TO GET RAPED! - Page 5

Marko Loimaan-Aho

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Originally Posted by Pepper12

One last question. Is it okay for a married man to send his wife a Valentine's card?

Why would any man waste his time to something like that?
That time is out of BIBLE STUDIES!!!

Ephesians 5:15

amy14md

I'm really confused about this ... there are 3 valentine cards I want to send, but you're saying here that it's bad, it's not fair when all the other girls are allowed to? Can you explain?

Basilissa

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Originally Posted by amy14md

I'm really confused about this ... there are 3 valentine cards I want to send, but you're saying here that it's bad, it's not fair when all the other girls are allowed to? Can you explain?

Of course, dear. You see, everybody is allowed to go to

. The question is, do you really want to do so?

amy14md

Of course I don't want to.... but the guys that I like are ignoring me, and I want them to know I like them. They are good Christian guys not too much older than me, that wouldn't do anything wrong.

Very confused

~~Jim C. Lombardo~~

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Originally Posted by amy14md

Of course I don't want to.... but the guys that I like are ignoring me, and I want them to know I like them. They are good Christian guys not too much older than me, that wouldn't do anything wrong.

Very confused

Hello Amy,

I want to tell you, being a good Christian guy, that we are not interested in confused trollops like yourself.

Good day.

BrotherLarry

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Originally Posted by amy14md

Of course I don't want to.... but the guys that I like are ignoring me, and I want them to know I like them. They are good Christian guys not too much older than me, that wouldn't do anything wrong.

Very confused

If I receive a Valentine from the weaker s-e-c-k-s, It is immediately a red flag for me. Without fail, I will assume the person has a less than moral interest in my special man-parts and I will feel violated. With prayer, of course, the LORD will restore my manly confidence, but if I were not a True Christian™ my thoughts would likely turn to rape.

I urge you not to be too lax when it comes to protecting your virtue. Most men have strong desires to take it from you. You've been warned.

Faith_Machine

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Originally Posted by amy14md

Of course I don't want to.... but the guys that I like are ignoring me, and I want them to know I like them. They are good Christian guys not too much older than me, that wouldn't do anything wrong.

Very confused

Yes, my dear, you seem like you have a real hunger for answers.

That is certainly a good quality for a young lady to have.

How old did you say you were?

My, my, my, so nice to see young people here, trying to learn about the Lord.

Yes indeedy.

amy14md

Thank you everyone for your answers, and Faith_Machine for your kindness.

I'm 14 and looking to lead a true Christian life guided by the Bible, my Father and future husband.

I am understanding that valentine's day isn't a godly thing, and that I should not partake.

Thank you

Amy

James Hutchins

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Originally Posted by amy14md

I'm really confused about this ... there are 3 valentine cards I want to send, but you're saying here that it's bad, it's not fair when all the other girls are allowed to? Can you explain?

Life is not fair, it is not supposed to be. Pretty girls get men, ugly ones do not. This is to ensure attractive Soldiers for Jesus. No one wants an ugly army now, do they?

Do not be a whore. Sending out cards to entice a man is akin to sitting on a law chair buck naked with your roast beef cooter exposed to all passers and flies swarming.

Go to Church. Tell the Pastor you are ready to be married and have as many babies as God deems suitable. The Church elders will examine you and select a man for you, if you are passable.

Faith_Machine

Fourteen, you say? That is such a lovely age to be! Uncorrupted, your whole life ahead of you, all the energy in the world.

Yes, yes, yes. Yes indeedy.

BrotherLarry

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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Fourteen, you say? That is such a lovely age to be! Uncorrupted, your whole life ahead of you, all the energy in the world.

Yes, yes, yes. Yes indeedy.

I suppose it's a matter of opinion. I could have sworn Pastor Zeke said something about 14 being the "age of discardability" or something like that. It seems that's about the age when he gets rid of his houseboys and sends them into the world to be good husbands and fathers.

Perhaps the difference is the gender?

Faith_Machine

Quite so, Brother Larry. Pastor Ezekiel Flint is not in the business of running a flophouse for teenaged boys who don't want to do something with their lives.

That said, his houseboys tend to come from places like Laos and the Philippines, so I don't think we need to necessarily encourage them to go out there and reproduce.

I think they are best suited to becoming washroom attendants for nice restaurants, or perhaps working in skilled nursing facilities.

amy14md

I'm not ugly, but I'm not a cheerleader either. My pastor says I'm ready to date, but I'm nervous about it, cause the men are a lot older.

I'll just ask him again and go on some dates.

Thank you

Amy

1 Corinthians 7:2 - Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.