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  • #91
    Re: Girls, Sending Out A Valentine's Day Card Is Like ASKING TO GET RAPED!

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Fourteen, you say? That is such a lovely age to be! Uncorrupted, your whole life ahead of you, all the energy in the world.

    Yes, yes, yes. Yes indeedy.

    I suppose it's a matter of opinion. I could have sworn Pastor Zeke said something about 14 being the "age of discardability" or something like that. It seems that's about the age when he gets rid of his houseboys and sends them into the world to be good husbands and fathers.


    Perhaps the difference is the gender?
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    • #92
      Re: Girls, Sending Out A Valentine's Day Card Is Like ASKING TO GET RAPED!

      Quite so, Brother Larry. Pastor Ezekiel Flint is not in the business of running a flophouse for teenaged boys who don't want to do something with their lives.

      That said, his houseboys tend to come from places like Laos and the Philippines, so I don't think we need to necessarily encourage them to go out there and reproduce.

      I think they are best suited to becoming washroom attendants for nice restaurants, or perhaps working in skilled nursing facilities.
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      • #93
        Re: Girls, Sending Out A Valentine's Day Card Is Like ASKING TO GET RAPED!

        I'm not ugly, but I'm not a cheerleader either. My pastor says I'm ready to date, but I'm nervous about it, cause the men are a lot older.

        I'll just ask him again and go on some dates.


        Thank you


        Amy


        1 Corinthians 7:2 - Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

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