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Red face 100 little tips for looking ladylike - 05-18-2010, 02:01 AM

Ladies,

I've noticed many of you are failing to live up to God's expectations regarding ladylike appearance. While there are some discussions of fashion and grooming in this forum, most of them are about what NOT to wear. I understand that as females you love to cattishly swipe at each other in that hen-like pecking order that seems so important in your little world, but there's a generation of young ladies out there who don't know how to dress and they need you to set an example.

I'll get the ball rolling with something my mother taught my sisters:

1. Instead of makeup, pinch your cheeks. God likes the ruddy look, but also wants you to comply with the Biblical commandment to avoid costly array (which your husband has to pay for, after all). 1 Timothy 2:8-15: In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array

2. This is a product my mother used. I'm not sure if it's still being made, but you can find everything on Ebay:



3. Another product my mother used, and I know for a fact that they still sell this:



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Default Re: 100 little tips for looking ladylike - 05-18-2010, 03:01 AM

Thank you. Brother Jeb!


I , too, have an advertisment for Lysol Brand douche. I cannot find it at the moment. It contains different copy and images, but the message is the same. Lysol is "gentle enough for delicate tissues". And a woman who neglects proper hygiene "down there" by refusing to use it should not be surprised if her husband is "not that way" about her.

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Default Re: 100 little tips for looking ladylike - 05-18-2010, 04:27 AM

Is the good old fashioned Lysol available anymore? I'm not going to use any of this febreeze, lavander, who knows what has been added down there.

There is always good old fashioned Dettol although it has a real medicine smell to it.
Personally I prefer vinegar.


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