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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-25-2010, 03:50 AM
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Then my post and all posts would have to look like this:

I, praise Jesus, ate, praise Jesus, a, praise Jesus, piece, praise Jesus, or, praise Jesus, delicious, praise Jesus, cake, praise Jesus, today, praise Jesus.

My post would be right and yours would be wrong. I'm sorry.

Praise Jesus

And where it says "or" it should say "of". I like to be as correct as possible with spelling. I'd hate to look ignorant.
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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-25-2010, 03:55 AM
what u are doing is not preaching...its hurtful to all the real true christians in the world...now i dont follow a religion at all but from my understanding god loves everyone from every walk of life...black, white, hispanic, mexican,gay , lesbian, bisexual or straight no matter what their sins...he always forgives and thats what makes him who he is...u are just a biggot who know nothing about the bible...ur hatred is hurtful and un-neccesary...
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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-25-2010, 04:44 AM
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what u are doing is not preaching...its hurtful to all the real true christians in the world...now i dont follow a religion at all but from my understanding god loves everyone from every walk of life...black, white, hispanic, mexican,gay , lesbian, bisexual or straight no matter what their sins...he always forgives and thats what makes him who he is...u are just a biggot who know nothing about the bible...ur hatred is hurtful and un-neccesary...
Jesus will indeed forgive the sins of perversion, but ONLY IF THE PERVERT REPENTS SINCERELY. That's the point you false Christians gloss over.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-31-2010, 02:14 AM
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Rev Osborn is right about the gays and men's room You should see them in the I-80 rest stops at Waukee and Ankerry after sundown. Rome must have been like that will all the nonstop sex. Someone I know, call him Bruce Jim, was there one night and did it with three guys. Just stick and we need to do something about it.
Bobby-Joe, this Bob-Joseph, what's he look like? I may have run across him on one of my truck stop witnessing tours.
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Oh, I meant their actions. And sins and stuff. I meant what they DO. You took my post out of context.
Yes, he took your ENTIRE post out of context.
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I'd hate to look ignorant.
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what u are doing is not preaching...its hurtful to all the real true christians in the world...now i dont follow a religion at all
Well, that should make you an expert on Christianity and the Bible. I can't wait to hear your scholarly assessments.

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but from my understanding god loves everyone from every walk of life...black, white, hispanic, mexican,gay , lesbian, bisexual or straight no matter what their sins...he always forgives and thats what makes him who he is...
Could you please demonstrate using the Bible how you have arrived at this "understanding"?

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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Wink Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Description) - 05-07-2012, 01:44 PM
Farming? OK, I'm a gay man in my late-thirties, so I feel I can say I've seen a lot, but I have never heard of such a ridiculous fetish. Why on earth would anyone do what is being described in the video above?
Plus the credibility of the video guy has be in question as he appears to be at the beginning of some sort of breakdown.
You americans make me laugh with your outdated, ignorant view of what it means to be gay.
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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Description) - 05-07-2012, 01:49 PM
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Farming? OK, I'm a gay man in my late-thirties, so I feel I can say I've seen a lot, but I have never heard of such a ridiculous fetish. Why on earth would anyone do what is being described in the video above?
Plus the credibility of the video guy has be in question as he appears to be at the beginning of some sort of breakdown.
You americans make me laugh with your outdated, ignorant view of what it means to be gay.
Friend our 'outdated, ignorant view' means that you are still alive. The Bible says:

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with MANKIND, as hee lyeth with a woman, both of them haue committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shalbe vpon them.

If you were living in the good old Biblical times you would be lying dead under a pile of stones by now.

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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Description) - 05-07-2012, 04:31 PM
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Farming? OK, I'm a gay man in my late-thirties, so I feel I can say I've seen a lot, but I have never heard of such a ridiculous fetish. Why on earth would anyone do what is being described in the video above?
Plus the credibility of the video guy has be in question as he appears to be at the beginning of some sort of breakdown.
You americans make me laugh with your outdated, ignorant view of what it means to be gay.
Dear friend:

The Bible tells us that sodomites are filled with all unrighteousness:

Romans 1:27-32 (emphasis added): And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in [their] knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Are you calling God's Word outdated and ignorant?

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