[WomanPerson]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Well played so far, sir. In time, she will return like the lost, little dumb sheep that she is. If not, however, you may need to take things up a notch, just to send her a clear message. With my first wife, who has since gone home to be with the Lord, beatings lost their impact over time. I had to get creative whenever she disobeyed. Near the end of her life, she had a problem with being ungrateful for anything I did for our family. This included my paycheck, home repair, the time I let her see her parents, you know, things of that sort. I made a real breakthrough when I filled the bathtub full of water. Once it was full, I stunned her with a tazer and dragged her into the bathroom. When she regained her senses, I had her by the hair, with her face about an inch above the water in the tub. I then explained to her that everything she had in this world, including the ability to breathe air, was a gift from not only me, but God Almighty. With that, I dunked her head underwater for about 45 seconds before pulling her back out by the hair for about 5 seconds or so, before putting her back under. I repeated this process for about 15 minutes, at which point I felt that she had learned her lesson. I finished with a scripture reading, and forced her to give herself to me before having her make my lunch for work the next day.

Remember, simple hitting is effective, but sometimes you need to take things a step further in order to send the right message.
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Is this supposed to be a church website, or some sick deviant fetish fantasy roleplay site?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Is this supposed to be a church website, or some sick deviant fetish fantasy roleplay site?

Kent Hovind takes the Bible literally and is being targeted by feminists who brainwashed his wife because she refused to listen the first time. Do you think he is a joke? Do you think the Bible is a joke? This is a serious problem in America when women think they know better than Christ the Lord Himself about how things work.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Is this supposed to be a church website, or some sick deviant fetish fantasy roleplay site?

We are real people reading a real Bible written by a real God. As Sister Mary patiently explained, God intended for us to live orderly lives.

Were you looking for a site that discussed "equality of the genders?" You've dialed the wrong number.

[Gable Ballunder]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

For what its worth, I hit my fiancee when she raised her voice at me and she chipped a tooth on the brass door knob to the den. It left a distracting scratch and obviously between clean door knobs or her, I want my doors unblemished, thanks. So... she's out the picture.