Eggs-ceptional, Angelic Breakfasts or DEVILed Eggs?

[Isabella White]

Yes, ladies of Landover, that’s the choice that we, as God's housewives and homemakers face when we are preparing our morning meal for our beloved husbands. Knowing that it is the duty of the man of the house to rise early (and often, we hope), and to be out the door to earn his keep so that he can provide for his family, it is the “women folk” who are left with the job of ensuring that our husbands are well fed, nourished and satisfied before they leave for work.
Normally, our best breakfast plans will go as arranged, praise be to God — unless we have a dastardly attack from the devil himself! Oh, it can happen, Dear Housewife, but we must remember that we serve a mighty God and that He will defeat the adversary when we call out to Him in our hour of need.
But, for the woman in the article below, it seems that this housewife had a terrible spiritual battle on her hands one morning when the devil taunted her in her Godly home! Thanks to the Glory of God, the devil was defeated, and the Lord was praised! This is well worth reading, and you might like to share it with your husbands, too, just to let them know that you’re prepared for any challenge that you encounter in your kitchen!

Ephesians 6:11 "Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.”

https://www.charismanews.com/opinion/75172-why-something-as-simple-as-burnt-eggs-can-summon-a-demon

[DolliMoans]

Re: Eggs-ceptional, Angelic Breakfasts or DEVILed Eggs?

I find us American ladies more vigilant in this regard, unlike those slags across the pond.

Would you like look at this instance of an over-sexed English bulldog inserting a cooked weiner up her pee-pee place.

What in the Devil came over her? Is this how they service man food all the time there?

[Isabella White]

Re: Eggs-ceptional, Angelic Breakfasts or DEVILed Eggs?

I find us American ladies more vigilant in this regard, unlike those slags across the pond.

Would you like look at this instance of an over-sexed English bulldog inserting a cooked weiner up her pee-pee place.

What in the Devil came over her? Is this how they service man food all the time there?

Oh, Dear Sister Dolli, I do think you are correct in that regard. Yes, yes, we American women must be on guard, ever ready to drive the devil from our domesticity domain, and also to be a witness to the rest of the world in such matters. And that is just disgusting what that English harlot has done to those poor wieners. It was the devil himself that made her do that. And have you noticed that Satan often uses food to do his dirty work, starting with Eve and that apple, and now this? But I hear it's not uncommon for that sort of thing to happen over there, especially when they use such perverse names for some of their foods, such as "bangers". Here is a video clip of another trollop over there, doing something similarly disgusting. May we always praise God that we are blessed with His Righteousness and not mixed in with those common sinners. Hold high the Blood-stained banner, Sister and give Glory to God! A blessed evening to you, Dear. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Scoutman03]

Re: Eggs-ceptional, Angelic Breakfasts or DEVILed Eggs?

That was an interesting read, thanks!

[Isabella White]

Re: Eggs-ceptional, Angelic Breakfasts or DEVILed Eggs?

That was an interesting read, thanks!

You are very welcome, young lady. I hope you will remember to be faithful to the Lord always, to ensure that your breakfasts come out sunny side up. A blessed day to you, Dear. Sincerely, Isabella W.