Them Chinese and their Coronavirus

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

When them Chinese gonna learn that eating bats is a sure fire way to bring down the Big Man’s wroth with a plague somethin’ Biblical?

Maybe we can put it in terms theys would understand: “A-Ching chong, Mao Zedong, a chow ching Chia pet, Yangtze, a chong a-chong Tommy Chong, Red Dragon Harold and Kumar. Chiggity chong chang diggity Xiao, Confuscious motherfuckin’ Say, a ching a ching a chong. Tai Chi, Kung Fu, Jackie Chan, Chaing Kai-Shek Mr. Shrek Mr. Spock, a Chan Chang shields at 30 percent Captain, He Kexin, Michelle Lee Carrie Lam a Hong Kong a chong dong Chang! With broccoli beef!”

Stop eating them bats, you dog-eating, cat-eating, IP-stealing mothercrackers, or Perish in President Trump’s righteous fury! Gumpzilla!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Them Chinese and their Coronavirus

Don't they also eat live snakes? or their ripped out hearts still beating? What a mockery of the things Jesus suffered for us.

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

Re: Them Chinese and their Coronavirus

Don't they also eat live snakes? or their ripped out hearts still beating? What a mockery of the things Jesus suffered for us.

That there China is a godless land infested with all sorts of them Chinese people. We should have bombed it years ago, but our leaders are a bunch of liberalized pansies who ain’t know how to use good old American firepower to do what it’s meant for, which is punishing lesser countries whose leaders get ideas in their heads.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Them Chinese and their Coronavirus

Luke 22:36-37 Then said he [Jesus] unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one. For I say unto you, that this that is written must yet be accomplished in me, And he was reckoned among the transgressors: for the things concerning me have an end.