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    The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me

    Gotcha to look!


    As if there were virgins in godless New York City. No, I didn't have a fake apparition of our Lord's mother, but on the local news this morning they interviewed a Hispanic woman (naturally) who said a beautiful woman appeared to her while she was at her job (cleaning a bank after hours) who called herself "Our Lady of Prosperity." She told the woman that financial ruin was about to befall the United States because of Donald Trump's policies.


    Hispanic AND democrap, I would imagine. They didn't say. Anyway, she was to tell the mayor that he should run for president because the lady had anointed NYC Mayor DiBlasphemy as successor to Trump in order to "save NYC and the USA from ruin."


    Woman please.


    The Mayor has had no comment but he IS running for president, which the woman claims she didn't know. It's only been on every radio station and TV outlet in the Tri State area since he made the announcement, but she insists she knew nothing about it.


    Democraps, Catholicks, and Hispanics. The trifecta of reasons for Trump to remain in office for at least 4 terms.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
    Tags: virgin mary
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    Re: The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me

    Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
    Gotcha to look!


    As if there were virgins in godless New York City. No, I didn't have a fake apparition of our Lord's mother, but on the local news this morning they interviewed a Hispanic woman (naturally) who said a beautiful woman appeared to her while she was at her job (cleaning a bank after hours) who called herself "Our Lady of Prosperity." She told the woman that financial ruin was about to befall the United States because of Donald Trump's policies.


    Hispanic AND democrap, I would imagine. They didn't say. Anyway, she was to tell the mayor that he should run for president because the lady had anointed NYC Mayor DiBlasphemy as successor to Trump in order to "save NYC and the USA from ruin."


    Woman please.


    The Mayor has had no comment but he IS running for president, which the woman claims she didn't know. It's only been on every radio station and TV outlet in the Tri State area since he made the announcement, but she insists she knew nothing about it.


    Democraps, Catholicks, and Hispanics. The trifecta of reasons for Trump to remain in office for at least 4 terms.
    I don't see why he should be limited to four terms.
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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    • #3
      Re: The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me

      I was about to go on a strongly worded rant until I opened this topic. Why hasn’t our Godly President made an executive order making him president for life much like the president of China Xi XinpeepeePing has?
      My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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      • #4
        Re: The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me

        Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
        I was about to go on a strongly worded rant until I opened this topic. Why hasn’t our Godly President made an executive order making him president for life much like the president of China Xi XinpeepeePing has?
        it would violate the Constitution, that was written to ensure that the president doesn't hold office too long, or die of old age while in office.
        -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
        -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
        -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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        • #5
          Re: The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me

          He’s just so Godly and seems like the only president to ever do anything right. I get all giggly inside whenever his name is uttered
          My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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          • #6
            Re: The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me

            Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
            He’s just so Godly and seems like the only president to ever do anything right. I get all giggly inside whenever his name is uttered
            There is a reason for that, but I'm afraid you're still too young to know. Perhaps your Pa can explain it to you once you're older.
            Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
            1 Corinthians 11:13

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            • #7
              Re: The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me

              Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel View Post
              to ensure that the president doesn't hold office too long
              Well, it clearly doesn't work too well, or else Obummer would've been out on his ass back in January 2009. And, if anything, eight years on the Trump train is far too short. Don't you want America to be great again?
              I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
              Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
              But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
              From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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