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  • Oh, For The Good Old Days!

    In these modern days of strife and nigras infesting the Whitehouse, I find myself recalling a simpler time. The way my father, Pastor Lamentations Flint, used to descibe it, 1955 was the perfect era to be alive in America. Jesus loved us so very much in those days! Men were men, and women were girls and the darkies knew their place.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Oh, For The Good Old Days!

    That's another thing that the liberals ruined for us all. The pleasures of a good smoke.
    "Hear this, you kings! Listen, you rulers!
    I will sing to the LORD, I will sing;
    I will make music to the LORD, the God of Israel." - Judges 5:3

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    • #3
      Re: Oh, For The Good Old Days!

      Greater length is only half the story.

      Yours in Christ
      Brother Lazarus
      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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      • #4
        Re: Oh, For The Good Old Days!

        If it wasn't for the liberal health nuts, we'd still have cigarette commercials driving the tobacco companies' profits sky high! But no, nothing can remain the same.

        That commercial really took me back to when I was a young man, and my mother and father would send me to the store with a note giving me permission to pick up their Lucky Strikes for them.
        A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

        Psalm 139:19-20
        Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
        For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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          Re: Oh, For The Good Old Days!

          nigras!?!?...I'm sorry I thought this was a chrsitian website, not a KKK recruitement center! So you lost your tobacco! BOOHOO! Are you telling me that there is nothing, NOTHING else in your life that can give you pleasure. Then if so, you truely have such a little life. Another thing is that know their place. I will admit that plenty of blacks out there support a ridiculous and pyschotic culture, but their are actual blacks also who know how to say negro or nigger and can actually spell it! And just so you know...Jesus was a palestinian, not a white guy born in Germany!
          Last edited by Talitha; 04-27-2009, 05:36 PM. Reason: Improper language

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            Re: Oh, For The Good Old Days!

            Friend, we are not racists here and we DO NOT use that "N" word.

            For your information, Jesus was white, had baby blue eyes and blond hair styled in a Mullet.

            Please introduce yourself in the INTRODUCTION area before spouting your hatred.
            Thank you.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • #7
              Re: Oh, For The Good Old Days!

              Originally posted by Bountyrex View Post
              I'm sorry I thought this was a chrsitian website, not a KKK recruitement center!
              This is a Christian site. If you think that we're wrong about anything, then feel free to show us — book, chapter, and verse from the King James Bible — just how we're wrong.
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              • #8
                Re: Oh, For The Good Old Days!

                Yes indeed, the good old days! My favorite actor and my favorite President!



                Yours in Christ
                Brother Lazarus
                In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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                • #9
                  Re: Oh, For The Good Old Days!

                  Originally posted by Bountyrex View Post
                  nigras!?!?...I'm sorry I thought this was a chrsitian website, not a KKK recruitement center! So you lost your tobacco! BOOHOO! Are you telling me that there is nothing, NOTHING else in your life that can give you pleasure. Then if so, you truely have such a little life. Another thing is that know their place. I will admit that plenty of blacks out there support a ridiculous and pyschotic culture, but their are actual blacks also who know how to say negro or nigger and can actually spell it!
                  Have you heard that Jesus recommended removing the beam from your own eye, before attempting to pick the speck out of your brother's? I've noted your numerous spelling errors for your edification. (I didn't bother with the grammar.)

                  Now, a lesson for you: "Nigra" is a regional spelling/pronunciation of "Negro", which is the formal race of black Africans.

                  I suggest you wander over to YouTube and watch some of Martin Luther King, Jr.'s speeches. He referred to himself and his people as "Nigras" all the time. Are you calling him a racist, friend?

                  And just so you know...Jesus was a palestinian, not a white guy born in Germany!
                  Wrong. Jesus IS God.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Oh, For The Good Old Days!

                    Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post

                    How I love that girl and her tranquil, mellow eyes. If you think it's because she's been drinking the botox, you're wrong. Close, but wrong:
                    In 1957 there were seventy-three brands of tranquilizers, marketed by thirty-six drug companies, available to Americans by prescription. Most of them were derivatives of the same small group of chemicals that slow down the action of the central nervous system and thus reduce nervous tension and anxiety. In 1956 physicians and psychiatrists wrote thirty-five million prescriptions for tranquilizers—a rate of one every second...

                    By taking tranquilizers, women's natural tendency towards hysteria was countered, resulting in the Golden Age of the Housewife.

                    In the 1960's, women stopped taking their pills, resulting in hysterical acts like murdering their children/feminism.

                    Why on earth did women stop taking their pills?
                    A controversy resulted when it was discovered that thalidomide caused birth defects when pregnant women took the drug.
                    What a fraud! God intelligently designs each and every one of us - every wrinkle and zit, every birthmark and beauty spot, the LORD creates them all. If some baby has a "defect" it is God's will, and there is nothing defective about the LORD!
                    These drugs may now be seen as a symptom of social decay more than a cure for disorder. In such a perspective, it may be seen that thorazine has been used to ensure "coping," by individuals (Read: Women in general) who found it difficult to fit into (Christian) society. If (typical female) emotions and behaviors were not conductive to the environment, then a chemical aid was needed to correct that deficiency (Breggin, 1991).
                    Well duh, way to state the obvious Mr. Ivory tower. Women in general have emotions and behaviors that get in the way of their husbands. We call it "hysteria" and you call it "not conductive to the environment". It's all the same - women need pills to keep their hysteria in check. But I guess by the 1970's standards were so low that burning bras and murdering babies was "conductive to the environment"
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                    • #11
                      Re: Oh, For The Good Old Days!

                      Originally posted by Bountyrex View Post
                      Jesus was a palestinian, not a white guy born in Germany!
                      Jesus a Palestinian! You mock God with such an outrageous statement.

                      Jesus most definitely was not a foreigner. He was an American. How else could he have spoken such fluent English? You read the Bible, and it's obvious that Jesus wrote it in English.

                      You Palestinian-loving liberals had better stop the lies. Next thing you know, you'll be telling us that the Bible was written in Greek or Hebrew.

                      Praise the Lord!
                      Brother Buford
                      yours in Christ,
                      Brother Buford

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