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  • #61
    Re: Why can't the English type?

    Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
    I am an expert translator. I understand Gullah in it's most obscure forms. I can translate early gibberish in its variations from the 6th century all the way to modern gibberish into understandable modern American English. I have to admit I have no idea what this failed machine is saying. Perhaps this is some sort of 1972 Pinto wannabe?

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    Not even these translators can make sense of his posts.
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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    • #62
      Re: Why can't the English type?

      Seriously? Do you think the diciples sat around wondering RUDE, nitpicky little things about their fellow believers who were "foreign"? I just...you PEOPLE calling yourselves Christians makes me wanna throw up. Honestly. Grow UP! No no, CHRIST UP!
      "Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the mornin' the devil says 'Oh %#$@!!! She's awake!' "

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      • #63
        Re: Why can't the English type?

        Originally posted by *Rain* View Post
        Seriously? Do you think the diciples sat around wondering RUDE, nitpicky little things about their fellow believers who were "foreign"? I just...you PEOPLE calling yourselves Christians makes me wanna throw up. Honestly. Grow UP! No no, CHRIST UP!
        SHUT UP!
        Seriously, who are you to come here and yap at us?
        Luke 5:31
        And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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        • #64
          Re: Why can't the English type?

          I am hardly yapping, unless you consider me quoting the word of God yapping.
          "Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the mornin' the devil says 'Oh %#$@!!! She's awake!' "

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          • #65
            Re: Why can't the English type?

            Originally posted by *Rain* View Post
            I am hardly yapping, unless you consider me quoting the word of God yapping.
            I haven't seen you quote from the Word of God even once yet.

            Do you even have your husband's permission to be here?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #66
              Re: Why can't the English type?

              I am honestly cracking up. Of COURSE I have his permission. (And he wanted me to tell you I don't need his permission to be here, debating my faith as a Christian with others.) And I have quoted scripture numerous times. Just not on this thread.
              "Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the mornin' the devil says 'Oh %#$@!!! She's awake!' "

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              • #67
                Re: Why can't the English type?

                Originally posted by *Rain* View Post
                I am honestly cracking up. Of COURSE I have his permission. (And he wanted me to tell you I don't need his permission to be here, debating my faith as a Christian with others.) And I have quoted scripture numerous times. Just not on this thread.
                I take it your husband is unsaved.

                1 Corinthians 14:34-36
                Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

                Ephesians 5:22-24
                Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #68
                  Re: Why can't the English type?

                  Can someone please explain to me the custom of placing a space before the period (full stop), and not after it, despite every book and newspaper in the world doing it the other way? Why can't they just see that they're doing it wrong?
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Why can't the English type?

                    Who are you people to judge others?

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                    • #70
                      Re: Why can't the English type?

                      Originally posted by Sarcolia View Post
                      Who are you people to judge others?
                      Just some True Christians(tm) who do as God ordered us to do.
                      2 Timothy 4:1-2
                      I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
                      Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
                      Psalm 37:30
                      The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
                      Leviticus 26:15-16
                      And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                      • #71
                        Re: Why can't the English type?

                        Originally posted by Sarcolia View Post
                        Who are you people to judge others?
                        Please see my sermon on the subject HERE.

                        Who are you to be spewing hatred on God's favorite forum?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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