[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

4 Mayors are currently running for President. Pete Buttigieg, Corey Booker, Julian Castro, and Bill de Blasio.

What does the Bible tell us about Mayors?

Genesis 4:17 tells us that Cain, the inventor of murder, also invented cities. Cain was the first mayor.

Nehemiah 13:19 says that cities should have trump-style walls, and the gates should be shut on Sunday, the sabbath. Yet not only to America's sinful mayors have no walls, gates or even checkpoints around their cities, they don't put so much as spikestrips down on Sunday. Trucks just drive right in, mocking the LORD!

Acts 17:16 says that people who live in towns called Athens are idolaters. There are towns called Athens in: Alabama, Arkansas, California, Ohio, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, New York, Ohio (they're so sinful they built two), Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, West Virginia, Wisconsin. That's a lot of idolater-tolerating mayors.

So we know that mayors were bad from the start and keep defying God to this day. No wonder than that only two mayors have ever made it to the White House.

The History of Mayors in the White House

Grover Cleveland, mayor of Buffalo New York, won the popular vote 3 times, but lost a term because God uses the electoral college to keep out sinners.

He opposed tariffs, appointed black people to positions, called the treatment of Chinese immigrants "outrages", and failed to invade Canada even though a fishing dispute giving him a perfectly good excuse.

In short he was the rest of the world's president. Historians remember him as one of the best presidents, but of course historians are liberals.

Calvin Coolidge Mayor of Northampton, Massachusetts.

Known as "Silent Cal" because he was quiet, meaning he was probably an introvert, meaning he was definitely an autistic retard. He even gave the nation's first presidential radio address, and we all know about how the autists love tech gizmos. Probably shot up with vaccines when nobody was looking.

Like all nerds he had yellow fever: he "appended a signing statement expressing his unhappiness with the [immigration] bill's specific exclusion of Japanese immigrants".

He also made all Native Americans into US Citizens, proving he had teepee fever also. As for jungle fever:

Coolidge was "devoid of racial prejudice,"...spoke in favor of the civil rights of African-Americans, saying in his first State of the Union address that their rights were "just as sacred as those of any other citizen" under the U.S. Constitution and that it was a "public and a private duty to protect those rights."...Coolidge repeatedly called for laws to make lynching a federal crime...he thanked and commended African-Americans for their rapid advances in education and their contributions to US society...Coolidge stressed tolerance of differences as an American value and thanked immigrants for their contributions to U.S. society...

In foreign policy he was a cut-and-runner who spat on the troops by ending the occupation of the Dominican Republic and Nicaragua.

Conclusion:

Because cities are such melting-pots (drug cocktails?) mayors tend to be more cosmopolitan than other candidates. Because their problems involve people a few blocks away, and can't be solved with bombing raids, mayors tend to be pacifistic and overly nice. Here's Cory Booker, refusing to hate Donald Trump, even professing Christian love for him:

And here's Pete Buttigieg giving an hour-long surrender ceremony to every enemy foreign and domestic, real and imagined, from the Klingon Empire down to termites and the bugs that cause armpit odor:

See Also: Young Presidents are Bad Presidents.

[Dennis Lukes]

Cleveland also fathered a bastard child out of wedlock. Typical Democrat, sexing it up for Satan a century before Bill Clinton took gross advantage of an intern.

It seems to me that the scripture you cited condemns liberal mayors. Personally, I would have no problem endorsing Johny Joe Hold for President in 2024, assuming that pesky 22nd Amendment is still in place.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Cleveland also fathered a bastard child out of wedlock. Typical Democrat, sexing it up for Satan a century before Bill Clinton took gross advantage of an intern.
It seems to me that the scripture you cited condemns liberal mayors. Personally, I would have no problem endorsing Johny Joe Hold for President in 2024, assuming that pesky 22nd Amendment is still in place.

Thank you for that thought, Brother Lukes. The problems of my fellow Mayors is that local government is ripe with local and sinful temptations. Licenses for strong drink and lewd entertainment are signed by Mayors. Since Democrats endorse so many sins it's easy to see why there are several advocating sin and running for the Presidency.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

I'm very glad that Brother Lukes raised the question of Mayor Hold. My view is that if Pastor Zeke doesn't choose to make himself available when President Trump feels it appropriate to hand on the baton of global authority, then our Mayor would be a worthy candidate. Here is why:

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond

4 Mayors are currently running for President. Pete Buttigieg, Corey Booker, Julian Castro, and Bill de Blasio.

No part of Johny Joe Hold is some sort of weird made-up or foreign name.

Genesis 4:17 tells us that Cain, the inventor of murder, also invented cities. Cain was the first mayor.

Our Brother the Mayor very definitely did not invent murder! There is not even any actual forensic evidence that he ever committed it.

Nehemiah 13:19 says that cities should have trump-style walls, and the gates should be shut on Sunday, the sabbath.

Freehold is a gated city.

Acts 17:16 says that people who live in towns called Athens are idolaters.

Freehold is not called Athens. The clue is in the name Freehold.

If Pastor Zeke chooses not to run, and if he authorizes Mayor Hold's candidacy, then - subject to my husband's instructions - I for one will be supporting him.

[gamer4Christ]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Cleveland also fathered a bastard child out of wedlock.

This caught my interest, so I googled "grover gay gangbang" and this is the least obscene image that came up:

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by gamer4Christ

This caught my interest, so I googled "grover gay gangbang"

Yes, you would do that, wouldn't you?

Originally Posted by gamer4Christ

and this is the least obscene image that came up:

What is this vile beast? Some kind of evil demon?

[Dana723]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Yes, you would do that, wouldn't you?





What is this vile beast? Some kind of evil demon?

Looks to me to be one of those horrid furries. Ugh.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Dana723

Looks to me to be one of those horrid furries. Ugh.

And we know what Jesus says about them (Zephaniah 1:8, Romans 1:22-24, Leviticus 18:23, Leviticus 20:15). We shouldn't be surprised; he's a self-confessed video game player, and most of those awful people are furries.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Mayor Hold is serious about how hard is is to walk the straight and narrow path as a mayor, and how hard is is to find people as good as him. If he went to Washington, I fear who would take his place. Also, while he is on the list of Trump replacements, there's a long list of other real-estate scions, TV stars, and con artists in front of him. Also Kanye West, of course.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond

Also Kanye West, of course.

I'll never forgive that boy for claiming that our Godly, Compassionate Conservative™ President George W. Bush " doesn't care about black people." Surely all the evidence to the contrary that would've been rolled out in a slander lawsuit would've vindicated poor W, so I don't know why he didn't sue.


Still, the fact that Coonye wants to Make America Great Again™ is a testament to the ability of The Donald™ to unify Americans from all walks of life. Truly, this country has never been more unified under God than it is right now, shout glory!