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  • History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

    I just got the latest Republican memo regarding Barack Obama. It has 5 bullet points, the last two being:
    • undisciplined messaging carries great risk [Resist the urge to use the N-word]
    • His greatest weakness is inexperience. He is not ready to be commander in chief. He is not ready to be president. [Young presidents are bad presidents, just like young people are bad people.]
    So, I'll be using the historical record to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt the truthfulness of the central theme of the 2008 election.

    Young Presidents are Bad Presidents:

    President: Age when he took office

    Theodore Roosevelt: 42

    Teddy Roosevelt, the youngest commander-in-chief of the USA, is also widely regarded as the second worst president. His nickname, "teddy" refers to the fact that he still slept with a teddy bear, even while president.

    Roosevelt's many disasters included national parks, which elevate animals to a status above human beings. We all know kids love animals, so voters should have predicted this.

    He also introduced antitrust legislation, which paves the way for a command economy by breaking up corporations, and interfered with the right of consumers to buy inexpensive meat, when we all know "food poisoning" is God punishing people for sin.

    John F. Kennedy: 43

    This inexperienced baby messed up the Cuban missile crisis, squandering a perfect opportunity to nuke the USSR. He also convinced China to pull back from its invasion of India, squandering an opportunity to nuke China. And let's not forget that God showed his disapproval for young presidents by allowing him to be assassinated. It was not the first time.

    Bill Clinton: 46

    Being young doesn't just mean inexperience: it means hormones. Clinton was a sex-maniac by caucasian standards, but just wait until there's a black molestor-in-chief. Forget Monica's blue dress with white blobs on it: Obama's interns will look like they have white dresses with a blue bit here and there.

    Expect foreign relations to be a mess, as our allied heads of state start becoming fathers of brown babies.

    And look at the state of the economy today to see what happens when you let an inexperienced kid run the economy. Are you better off than you were 16 years ago?

    Barack Obama: 47 (as of January 20th 2009)

    Of course the democrats will say "Nuh-uh! He's 47 and a half!" Well, he's still hardly any older than the 3 most disasterous presidencies the USA has had to survive. And the rest of the under-50 club aren't much better:

    James A. Garfield: 49

    Never heard of him? Maybe that's because he was assassinated by God. Yes, God makes clear what He thinks of young presidents.

    James K. Polk: 49

    Inexperience in a commander-in-chief means defeats on the battlefield. Polk's legacy is the long, straight border between the US and Canada. A more experienced presidient, like McCain, would have conquered Canada, and probably Britain too.

    He also "won" the Mexican-American war, if by "won" you mean "failed to conquer Mexico and treat it as the Bible demands we treat conquered nations".

    Conclusion:

    I think I've made the Republican Party's point clear. Now all we have to do is keep repeating these points over and over until November.
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 05-11-2019, 03:46 PM.
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    Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

    JFK was also a papist, which meant that America bent over and took it from the Pope for the 3 years he was in power. Let us never forget that.
    READ THE BIBLE

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    • #3
      Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

      Well said, brother Jeb.
      BTW history also teaches us that negro presidents are bad presidents. Just look at Africa!
      I ask: Do we really want another Idi Amin? But this time on AMERICAN soil?
      Jesus weeps!
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • #4
        Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

        By judging the remainder of the presidents, do you think it is possible to determine the optimum age for a president?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

          But there were young kings, emperors, czars, and some of them were very good!
          "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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          • #6
            Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

            Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
            But there were young kings, emperors, czars, and some of them were very good!
            Name them.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Name them.
              Peter I of Russia
              "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

                Jesus, King of the Jews
                King David
                "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                  Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

                  Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                  Jesus, King of the Jews
                  King David
                  What was so wonderful about a commie king from russia?

                  Jesus doesn't count in this discussion, because He is God.

                  How old was King David when he became king, mr. narrowbrain?

                  Is that the best you can do?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    What was so wonderful about a commie king from russia?

                    Jesus doesn't count in this discussion, because He is God.

                    How old was King David when he became king, mr. narrowbrain?

                    Is that the best you can do?
                    How can a king be a commie? Besides he was an autocrat. In other words, King of England was a democratic wuss in comparison to Peter.
                    What he did? He had a weak, backward army, he made that army good and modern and then he beat Swedes (who were too afraid to fight with anybody else afterwards). Then he greatly increased Russian territores.
                    Have you achieved something like that Pa Zeke?

                    King David was younger than those "young" presidents.

                    Last but not least, Mr. Narrowpathy
                    or if you want Pathy.
                    "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                    • #11
                      Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      How old was King David when he became king, mr. narrowbrain?
                      Excellent, Pastor Ezekiel, excellent indeed! This nancypatty keeps criticizing the Bible, so let's see if he even bothered to read it, first.

                      Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                      King David was younger than those "young" presidents.
                      Narrowminded, I'm glad that at least you agree with us that King David was a real person (how athiests can dispute that is beyond my ability to comprehend). Nevertheless, you failed the test. it's not that hard a question to answer. No trick or anything. Just two digits. There, in the Bible, in plain site. Really:

                      David was thirty years old when he began to reign, and he reigned forty years. In Hebron he reigned over Judah seven years and six months: and in Jerusalem he reigned thirty and three years over all Israel and Judah.2 Samuel 5

                      So, please refrain from attacking the Bible until you've read it at least once.

                      Of course, unlike the coward Bill Clinton, who weaseled his way out of the righteous Vietnam war by lying and running to England to hide, David actually fought when his country called upon him, so he was wise beyond his years. And let us not forget, David was annointed king (and what a great King he was, truly a man worthy of the confidence of our just and merciful God!), which means the biased liberal Jewish elitist Ivy League media didn't control who got picked like they do all too often in US politics today.

                      Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                      • #12
                        Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

                        Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                        Peter I of Russia
                        His daughter was the infamous nymphomaniac Catherine the Great, who, like Chelsea Clinton, was raping her pillows from the age of 12. Peter, like Bill Clinton, decided to spare the rod and spoil the child.

                        So you've proved that young leaders are also bad parents.
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                        • #13
                          Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

                          Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                          His daughter was the infamous nymphomaniac Catherine the Great, who, like Chelsea Clinton, was raping her pillows from the age of 12. Peter, like Bill Clinton, decided to spare the rod and spoil the child.

                          So you've proved that young leaders are also bad parents.
                          A. Two examples are not proof against a group, especially if the group as a whole is not present at the event being used as "proof"
                          B. I have seen no proof that either Catherine or Chelsea was "raping pillows" at 12. Catherine had quite an active sex life with several partners after the death of her husband but I have yet to find any information that she had any before her marriage at the age of 16 (even 13 wouldn't have been considered entirely inappropriate at the time). Also, to the best of my knowledge you are unable to prove that Chelsea Clinton has had sex at all. By all means feel free to enlighten everyone with your knowledge but please don't expect anyone to take your assertions seriously without a smoking gun (or semen-stained dress... I couldn't avoid the cheap-shot at Bill). If you produce the name of at least one reputable historian that shares your view or perhaps a couple of first-person accounts then you might have a leg to stand on.

                          Anyway, if I'm wrong about A then the Bush twins would also "prove" Republicans are bad parents whose children become alcoholics:

                          Jenna Bush fined for Alcohol Possession by a minor http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/04/27/bush.daughter/

                          I also know that both the twins, Jenna and Barb, were arrested in another incident for underage drinking though I can't find a link to a source ATM.
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                          --Atheist_Sinner

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                          • #14
                            Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

                            Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                            How can a king be a commie? Besides he was an autocrat. In other words, King of England was a democratic wuss in comparison to Peter.
                            Oh, so you hate Freedom now, Mr. Sociopathy?
                            Originally posted by Atheist_Sinner View Post
                            B. I have seen no proof that either Catherine or Chelsea was "raping pillows" at 12. Catherine had quite an active sex life with several partners after the death of her husband but I have yet to find any information that she had any before her marriage at the age of 16 (even 13 wouldn't have been considered entirely inappropriate at the time). Also, to the best of my knowledge you are unable to prove that Chelsea Clinton has had sex at all. By all means feel free to enlighten everyone with your knowledge but please don't expect anyone to take your assertions seriously without a smoking gun (or semen-stained dress... I couldn't avoid the cheap-shot at Bill). If you produce the name of at least one reputable historian that shares your view or perhaps a couple of first-person accounts then you might have a leg to stand on.
                            Nice try, but we are not going to pollute these boards by posting perverted Chelsea Clinton erotica for your sick pleasure.
                            Anyway, if I'm wrong about A then the Bush twins would also "prove" Republicans are bad parents whose children become alcoholics:

                            Jenna Bush fined for Alcohol Possession by a minor http://archives.cnn.com/2001/US/04/27/bush.daughter/

                            I also know that both the twins, Jenna and Barb, were arrested in another incident for underage drinking though I can't find a link to a source ATM.
                            They were framed. It's all a liberal conspiracy.
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                              Re: History teaches us: Young Presidents are BAD PRESIDENTS!

                              The reason why James K. Polk did not conquer Canada was because he was more loyal to the South. He wanted all of Mexico, but he screwed up somewhere along the way, even though American troops occupied Mexico City.

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