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    This Day in History: January 19th


    1807 - The great Robert E. Lee is born. This date is celebrated as Robert E. Lee Day in Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, and Mississippi, and as Confederate Heroes Day in Texas. However, the federal government STILL refuses to make it a national holiday. For shame.


    1920 - The ACLU is founded to undermine the word of God and further the aims of Global Jewry.


    1946 - Disgusting harlot Dolly Parton is born.



    1947 - Godly Christian, master chef, and exemplar of white southern womanhood Paula Deen is born. The SJWs may have gotten her show cancelled, but they can't stop my wife from using her cookbooks! In her honor:


    1983 - Apple releases the Lisa computer, which is the first of its kind to have a mouse and graphics. Pornographers and masturbators rejoice.
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!
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    Re: This Day in History: January 19th

    1607 – San Agustin Church in Manila is officially completed; it is the oldest church still standing in the Philippines.
    Never heard of it - no surprise, Catholics don't pay much attention to anything older than 13.
    1661 – Thomas Venner is hanged, drawn and quartered in London.
    Was he the inventor of those stupid "Venn Diagram" memes I keep seeing? If so, thank the LORD for London's tough on crime policy.



    Above: a Venn Diagram claiming to prove evolution.
    1764 – The world's first mail bomb severely injures the Danish Colonel Poulsen, residing at Børglum Abbey.
    World's first FAKE BOMB, you mean. It didn't even kill anybody! FAKE NEWS!
    1806 – Britain occupies the Dutch Cape Colony after the Battle of Blaauwberg.
    So they fight a battle over a place that was named by a guy so drunk he vomited white naming it, just as capes went out of fashion. And people wonder why Americans don't care about the rest of the world.
    1915 – German strategic bombing during World War I: German zeppelins bomb the towns of Great Yarmouth and King's Lynn in the United Kingdom killing at least 20 people, in the first major aerial bombardment of a civilian target.
    A surgical strike, if the British don't want their babies getting bombed, they should not have brought their babies to a warzone.
    1940 – You Nazty Spy!, the very first Hollywood film of any kind to satirize Adolf Hitler and the Nazis premieres, starring The Three Stooges, with Moe Howard as the character "Moe Hailstone" satirizing Hitler.

    Today the liberalmedia would declare it to be "normalizing" nazis and all three stooges would lose their careers.

    1953 – Almost 72% of all television sets in the United States are tuned into I Love Lucy to watch Lucy give birth.
    Wait WHAT?
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      Re: This Day in History: January 19th

      Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post

      1953 – Almost 72% of all television sets in the United States are tuned into I Love Lucy to watch Lucy give birth.
      Wait WHAT?
      Unbelievable. Even in the wholesome, Godly 1950s, Americans willingly watched soulless ginger communist Lucille Ball excrete a mongrel. Bear in mind, her husband was Desi Arnaz, Cuban spic and fellow communist, which makes her a race mixer as well. This was 1953! Not 1983, not 2013. 1953! Everything about this situation makes Jesus stomping mad!
      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        Re: This Day in History: January 19th

        Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post

        . . . .

        1983 - Apple releases the Lisa computer, which is the first of its kind to have a mouse and graphics. Pornographers and masturbators rejoice.
        "Lisa" was the name of Steve Jobs' live-in openly fornicating girl friend at the time. The "Lisa" introduced Apple's contribution to what was to become known as WIMP (Windows, Icons, Mice, and Pull downs) technology.

        Of course Apple's Steve Jobs, along with Microsoft's Bill Gates, didn't invent this technology - they both stole it from the Xerox Corporation. Xerox introduced the first practical copier where women could sit pantyless on a glass and take instant pictures of their cooters to pass around and lead men astray, promote whoredom, and wanton fornication.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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          Re: This Day in History: January 19th

          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
          Of course Apple's Steve Jobs, along with Microsoft's Bill Gates, didn't invent this technology - they both stole it
          At least that liberal nigra-lover Gates invented SOMETHING. Jobs invented NOTHING! He was a figurehead, a mascot. And still, a decade after God struck him dead, the nerds still worship him.
          I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
          Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
          But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
          From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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