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  • Wordle is a Tool of the Devil

    I'm alarmed at a new craze that is sweeping the nation, the word puzzle called Wordle. This game is the biggest attack on everything that Jesus and we Christians stand for since the hula hoop, which encouraged American children to engage in the Satanic rituals of Hawaiian pagans and to gyrate their pelvises in ways that lead young boys' thoughts to lust. Just consider:

    1) Wordle encourages reading. The only books people should be reading are the Bible, King James 1611 edition, The Art of the Deal by Donald J. Trump, or any of our own Pastor Ezekiel's many wonderful devotional self-help books such as Pray and Get Thin: No Diet or Exercise Needed or Submission: God's Amazing Plan for the Negro Race. Reading other books just causes us to question our relationship with Jesus.

    2) Wordle is owned by the New York Times, whose Jewish owners use it to spread their own radical Communist ideology.

    3) It excludes perfectly good words such as chink, Negro, slave, bitch, lynch, homos, and wench. This is a deliberate attempt by the Woke Warriors to destroy our history and to pervert white, Christian, male-led culture. Nothing the PC Police do anymore surprises me; they have no shame. But disguising this Socialist attempt to re-engineer society as a game is just beyond the pale.

    4) The puzzle is too darned hard to solve. I've got a good Bible college education, and I've played thousands of times without once correctly solving the puzzle (all before I realized the game had a demonic origin, of course). This teaches people to think they are failures, which inevitably leads to a culture of dependency and the welfare state where black welfare queens get rich at the expense of hard working Caucasian men.

    Wordle is of the Devil, and I encourage all Christians to boycott it. If you want to play a puzzle game, why not play something fun and wholesome such as Bible Baseball that does not make a mockery of our white, male, Christian values?
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    Re: Wordle is a Tool of the Devil

    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
    The only books people should be reading are the Bible, King James 1611 edition, The Art of the Deal by Donald J. Trump, or any of our own Pastor Ezekiel's many wonderful devotional self-help books such as Pray and Get Thin: No Diet or Exercise Needed or Submission: God's Amazing Plan for the Negro Race.
    I should put a plug in for my author friend Wyatt Saxon Lynch, author of such illuminating self-published books as Lies and the Jews Who Tell Them, Mubarak Hussein Osama: The Muslim N[.....]r Raping America, and Wicked Witch of the Left: What Hillary Clinton Wants To Do To Your Children.


    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
    3) It excludes perfectly good words such as chink, Negro, slave, bitch, lynch, and wench. This is a deliberate attempt by the Woke Warriors to destroy our history and to pervert white, Christian, male-led culture. Nothing the PC Police do anymore surprises me; they have no shame. But disguising this Socialist attempt to re-engineer society as a game is just beyond the pale.


    I bet all the clues are PC liberal words like trans, womyn, chimp, Obama, Prius, Biden, and Asian.
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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      Re: Wordle is a Tool of the Devil

      Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
      I should put a plug in for my author friend Wyatt Saxon Lynch, author of such illuminating self-published books as Lies and the Jews Who Tell Them, . . .


      Brother, I certainly hope that no one mixes up your author friend with Wyatt Sexton, "a former National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) American footballquarterback for the Florida State Seminoles. Sexton is well known for his performances on the field and for his suffering from the effects of Lyme disease. Sexton's career ended after he was doused with pepper spray by police officers who found him lying in the street and proclaiming himself as God in June 2005."
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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        Re: Wordle is a Tool of the Devil

        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
        Brother, I certainly hope that no one mixes up your author friend with Wyatt Sexton


        Unlikely. He's the guy with the beard:





        Currently awaiting trial for allegedly taking a dump in Dianne Feinstein's office on 1/6. He's a patriot and a hero, not some diseased football player.


        Oh yeah, and Wordle sucks and should be hated.
        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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        • #5
          Re: Wordle is a Tool of the Devil

          Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
          Wordle is of the Devil, and I encourage all Christians to boycott it. If you want to play a puzzle game, why not play something fun and wholesome such as Bible Baseball
          That was a very enjoyable puzzle game. I have no idea what a "single" or "triple" is but I got 20 points.

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            Re: Wordle is a Tool of the Devil

            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
            That was a very enjoyable puzzle game. I have no idea what a "single" or "triple" is but I got 20 points.
            Nice one! You did way better than I did . Knowing nothing and less about Baseball probably didn't help my score though.

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            • #7
              Re: Wordle is a Tool of the Devil

              I don't think you need to know anything about baseball. It's like rounders maybe – but I don't know anything about that either! The Bible questions were fairly straightforward and I can remember what all the characters did and the historical timeline. One thing I noticed (when I started reading at around 4 or 5) was how someone is going along quite well and you're following OK (as your reading improves so by now we're about 6 or 7) but then there's an interlude and you need to wait several chapters before you get back on the timeline. Abraham and Sarah for instance; I didn't mind that their names changed half way through, that was all explained and easy to understand, it was the page after page of something else before getting back to him and her.

              The best way, I now find, is to draw a simple chart as I go. Sometimes I post one here which I hope is helpful. Normally I don't include pictures, sometimes, maybe for King David (and Bathsheba) prior to the birth of Solomon who was the wisest man ever.


              (which was posted here https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show...20#post1292720 in Dec. 2021)

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                Re: Wordle is a Tool of the Devil

                I dont even know what this is but the word sounds like it was invented by some guy with a manbun and a lisp. Makes me sick!

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                • #9
                  Re: Wordle is a Tool of the Devil

                  Originally posted by its_faith View Post
                  I dont even know what this is but the word sounds like it was invented by some guy with a manbun and a lisp. Makes me sick!

                  Satanist Josh Wardle

                  I don't see a manbun but he sure looks like a beta cuck soyboy to me. Probably invented the game when the Nintendo Switch his wife's black boyfriend got him ran out of batteries. Little metrosexual bicurious Silicon Valley male feminist bougie hipster twerp. When he's not on Reddit, Blacked.com, or Buzzfeed, he's probably playing Pokemon Go or shaving his legs. This is a guy who voted for Hillary Clinton.
                  I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                  Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                  But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                  From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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