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Default And what is Santa bringing the Pastor? - 12-16-2009, 05:44 PM

Friends,
The War On Christmas has taken yet another turn.
"Merry Holidays" has become the vulgar refrain of heathen paki's at the local 7-11 store.
"Merry Holidays, do you want fries with that?" squawk the McNugget slaves employees........

Now, those who loathe Baby-Jesus have further turned Christmas into Xmas and avariciously promote a $450 Billion Dollar spending spree, fraught with buyer angst and massive credit card debt.

But Friends , there is a better way.
Instead of buying gifts that won't keep on giving ; why not think of donating/tithing/love-offering your Christmas gifting all to your Church Pastors?
Yes, he who leads your Church has labored all year spending your money on widows and orphans; and now, what better way to direct your cash than to give Pastor lots of Baby Jesus Birthday money to spend on Jesus'ie stuff that is tax deductible ???
The kids, family, and friends will truly understand that you are shoveling cash to a higher cause, and that the money will be spent by a professional ordained spender on only the most holy things.

Will you join the movement (but make sure too write your check to your local Landover Pastor) ? >>>>> http://www.time.com/time/nation/arti...947590,00.html

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
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Default Re: And what is Santa bringing the Pastor? - 12-24-2009, 02:40 AM

Though I do agree with you on some points, I would just like to inform you that "X" is a Greek letter which parallels to Christ.
They did not cross Christ's name from Christmas, they just used a shortened form of it.

Hope this helps some?
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Default Re: And what is Santa bringing the Pastor? - 12-24-2009, 05:52 AM

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