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  • #16
    Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women?

    one could say that you people are close minded

    actually you act more retarded, you are about what age? 40s, 50s, 60s? and the only way you can argue back to a 16 year old is telling him he's a retard, and describing him dressed as a viking?

    haha you're lost, get a life, suckers.

    of course i referred to deaner, nobar king is just too fanatized with his religion, but atleast he's not childish

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    • #17
      Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women?

      thanks for the compliment. And you're 16? You need to go back to school.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #18
        Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women?

        Originally posted by Viking View Post
        one could say that you people are close minded

        actually you act more retarded, you are about what age? 40s, 50s, 60s? and the only way you can argue back to a 16 year old is telling him he's a retard, and describing him dressed as a viking?

        haha you're lost, get a life, suckers.

        of course i referred to deaner, nobar king is just too fanatized with his religion, but atleast he's not childish
        As I suspected, you lied about your age, gothfag. We do not allow 16 year olds to post on our Godly forum.

        Enjoy hell.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women?

          yes, this forum is only for people who dont have a life, and have lost all chance of getting one, and also lost chance of getting a girl

          and of course, for piffleers like me, who just like to mess around with loosers when they're bored, cause they still have teenage angst

          enjoy heaven, with the few smartasses and hypocrites that will be there

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          • #20
            Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women?

            I thought we did have a women's forum where they traded recipes and talked about which detergent got your shirts whiter.
            Is it gone?
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • #21
              Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women?

              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
              I thought we did have a women's forum where they traded recipes and talked about which detergent got your shirts whiter.
              Is it gone?
              Dunno. I make it my policy not to pay any attention to anything women do or say, so it could be the busiest forum on these boards or totally non-existent and I'd be just as oblivious either way.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #22
                Re: why isnt there a 'promise enforcers' for women?

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Dunno. I make it my policy not to pay any attention to anything women do or say, so it could be the busiest forum on these boards or totally non-existent and I'd be just as oblivious either way.

                I knew there was one and here it is:
                Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=14
                For the women of Landover to discuss recipes, shoes, makeup tips, or whatever it is you natter about. Ensure you have the proper permission from your husband or father before posting.

                BUT, they're are some shenanigeens going on in there.
                Pastors, we need to issue some warnings over there.
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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