Re-(Visionist)Birth of a Nation Coming to Theaters

[handmaiden]

A blatant affront to a classic movie is coming to American theaters, (and possibly European theatres.)

Birth of a Nation has been re-made with a mostly black cast. And speaking of casting, this movie casts the white slave owners as the villains.


There is no mention of the economic struggles of the white property owners. Nobody seems to care about their problems. No, they are the bad guys even though they were building the sort of wealth that made this country great.


The worse part of the movie is when the black people twist scripture to bolster their own political agenda.They actually claim the Bible is anti-slavery. Apparently the producers of this film wanted to inject a little humor.


So, remember to pass up this piece of re-used handi-wipe. If no one goes to see it, maybe the movie will go away quickly. We don't need more people out there getting crazy ideas about the Bible.


Cautionarily Yours,
Handmaiden

[Levi Jones]

Re: Re-(Visionist)Birth of a Nation Coming to Theaters

This sounds nothing like the actual Birth of a Nation. This is about a slave revolt, apparently.

This uppity boy is made a Christian, given food, clothing and shelter. His kind master even taught him how to read the Bible.
When the ungrateful buck Nat is given spiritual gifts, his kind and wise master takes him on a preaching tour.

It's then that this thug reverts back to his wild savage nature and tries to kill the white men and rape their women.

As we all know, Jesus, Peter and Paul are a-okay with slavery.
Ephesians 6:5-8, 1 Timothy 6:1-2, Colossians 3:22, 1 Peter 2:18

Oh, and what kind of name is Nat? It sound Jewish or something.