[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

This is what happens when Hispaniards get involved in elections.

A massive electrical failure has left all of Argentina and Uruguay without power, according to a major Argentine electricity provider.Reports said the power cut had also affected parts of Brazil and Paraguay. Argentine media said the power cut occurred shortly after 07:00 (12:00 GMT), causing trains to be halted and failures with traffic signalling. It came as people in parts of Argentina were preparing to go to the polls for local elections.

Mayor Hold, Sir, I think Bobby Joe needs to be on red alert for possible sabotage of the electoral process.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

Johny boy, get your 'donkey' down here (that is my home the Flint Mansion) asap, and Jesus H. Christ bring that 1949 Mouton Rothschild that you've been hiding. No, not the 2013 nor the 2002 crap! Capisce?!
This. Was. Not. In. The. Deal. I told you it would be a BAD idea to call an election. Who is this uppity woman of papist descent? And an uppity Hindoo female?! Covfefe! In my town! Don't panic! We can still fix this. Breathe.

• Item: As always, registering as an eligible voter will, as always, require that the person complete the quiz about LBC history including the exploits of my late father, Lamentations Flint, who just turned in his grave not once but many many times. As always, I'll score the exam papers. A 95% score will give you voting rights if I decide so.
• Item: As always, I expect that there's going to be an open ballot.
• Item: As always, I presume that the MAN of a household will vote by proxy for his womenfolk and staff, including these uppity messicans.
• Item: WHO gave residence to this uppity woman and WHO did the paperwork registering her as a candidate?

This is once again a good example why I only take 14 yo Filipino houseboys under my tutelage and not these female types. Now, Johny, get your donkey here or THE DEAL IS OFF!

Thank you, Pastor Zeke. We do need to talk.

Just now I'm busy trying to book a Christian family singing group for a campaign event. The cheapest one I can find is The Garms Family Singers. But even they want $1,200 to drive down from Minnesota. Of course we'll need a big spread of food for the event. Whatever little $ folks could toss my way would be appreciated.

The Trumps profited from his campaign so I feel that would be ok in mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2JswoDsLVo

[Alejandra Larguez]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

Mr Hold and Mr Flint, please be aware that I am willing to do ANYTHING to have a clear, transparent election according with the 21st century we live in. This means secret vote, one person one vote and freedom to vote to any resident.

Mr Hold, have you been talking with the Pastor about certain photos I happen to have given to me by some non-so-loyal houseboy?


I demand free elections, Mr Hold. Next Friday I will be touring the city with Hillary and I don't want any harassment.


No. No THAT Hillary, Hillary the assistant librarian.


YES WE CAN.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

Miss Larguez. I am quite surprised that someone such as yourself ended up in Freehold. Are you even a US citizen? Were you bussed in? I have to ask if it is Satan himself who convinced you to show up and try to take down good Mister Hold. I’m sure a lot of people want answers. I’m personally going to help Mister Hold by avoiding sin and living a good Christian life. What are YOU doing with your life?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

Mayor Hold, I spent the evening with Bobby-Joe and the boys, we have worked out a plan to ensure the safety of all voters. Each voter will be vetted prior to entrance (be prepared to provide 100% verbatim recall of any passage from the KJV Holy Bible IN AMERICAN) to the voting area at the Crystal Cathedral. LBC photo ID is required! The entire time they are voting, they will have the assistance of a fully trained security man 'on your six' to ensure voting is performed according to LBC Charter. To simplify things and prevent 'chit gate', we have pre-completed forms for voter convince.

I think you are a shoe-in, based on my polling. I suspect the good Pastor is upset over his 'performance anxiety' at the 'Cubs and Bears' meeting.

Remember everyone, vote early, vote often!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

Ms Larguez

Do you know anyone in Colombia?

Please respond soon.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

• This is once again a good example why I only take 14 yo Filipino houseboys under my tutelage and not these female types.

I'm wondering, Pastor Zeke, if you have any other information about this Larguez woman. Now she is claiming she has compromising photographs of either you or I or both of us. She and her father were on my property for years--I don't like this.

If you have gained access to some top quality oppositional research firms in D.C. I'm thinking we could bring someone in to see if there is something in her background we could use. She went to the University of Iowa and there is a big homer community there. It would be worth a look at the records there:

https://multicultural.uiowa.edu/

[JamesH.B]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

Even though I am not a resident of Freehold, I am outraged by this Larguez harlot's attempts to challenge God's word and run against the Godly Mayor Hold. She claims to have lived in Freehold since she was a child, but clearly she hasn't read 1 Timothy 2:11-12 because if she had, she'd know better than to try to seek a position of power over Freehold's Godly men. If Esther ever announced that she was running for office, I'd do something about it and so should this woman's husband.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

Now she is claiming she has compromising photographs of either you or I or both of us.

That's very foolish of her. Wouldn't a veiled threat like that be some sort of federal offense - blackmail or extortion or whatever?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

I am outraged that Señorita Larguez has not responded to any of my posts. I may not live in Freehold, or even in Iowa, but I have powerful friends in Big Ag and various midwestern militia movements, and I have a vested interest in Johny Joe Hold's re-election, so my opinion matters.

To whom it may concern, I've done some digging around and found that Larguez has a couple of cousins, Juan and Paco, who are doing some work on my pal Bedford Stonewall's farm. They could be detained and shipped to Freehold in under three hours if anyone's interested.

[Alejandra Larguez]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

This has gone too far now. I must resume my campaign. My friends Bernie and Hillary told me to focus.

And I will. You will be hearing from me. Soon.


But no more private life discussion. Let's keep things focused on the greater good of Freehold.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

This has gone too far now. I must resume my campaign. My friends Bernie and Hillary told me to focus.

And I will. You will be hearing from me. Soon.


But no more private life discussion. Let's keep things focused on the greater good of Freehold.

Shouldn't you be out wringing chicken necks and scrubbing underwear in the river (or what ever you people do) for your husband?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

She hasn’t responded to me yet either.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

She hasn’t responded to me yet either.

Probably whoring at a cantina trying to buy votes. All those people do that. I believe it is called 'Bucking the vote'.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Mayor Hold Announces Reelection Campaign

Probably whoring at a cantina trying to buy votes. All those people do that. I believe it is called 'Bucking the vote'.

I just hope she doesn't hold any events like a political rally or something like that and disrupt the lives of our wonderful citizens.