[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Due to popular request, I have added:

JEB BUSH

Arguments for:

Bush!

Against:

Hates America:

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush said Saturday that it's time for the Republican Party to give up its "nostalgia" for the heyday of the Reagan era...
"You can't beat something with nothing, and the other side has something. I don't like it, but they have it..."

The former president's brother, often mentioned as a potential candidate in 2012, said President Obama's message of hope and change during the 2008 campaign clearly resonated with Americans.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Due to popular request, I have added:

JEB BUSH

Arguments for:

Bush!

Against:

Hates America:

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush said Saturday that it's time for the Republican Party to give up its "nostalgia" for the heyday of the Reagan era...
"You can't beat something with nothing, and the other side has something. I don't like it, but they have it..."

The former president's brother, often mentioned as a potential candidate in 2012, said President Obama's message of hope and change during the 2008 campaign clearly resonated with Americans.

Plus he's a Mary worshiper.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Sarah Palin has been honored by the NRA for her heroic defense of our Second Amendment right to shoot polar bears with machine guns from helicopters.

It's an M4 (a carbine, specially shortened for use in tight spaces such as helicopters) only upgraded to .50 caliber, a bullet size designed to shoot down aircraft, but also useful for polar bears. They provide 50 bullets, because no polar bear can be too dead. No word on if they are special igloo-piercing rounds.

Best of all, it's all-White, just like Sarah Palin's REAL AMERICANS.

[Nobar King]

It's a fancy gun, but I'm sure engraving constellations on it and not some Bible scripture was not the best design idea. The Big Dipper should have been reserved for Obama's commemorative gun, the Super-Tac Ultra-Ladel 556g.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond

Sarah Palin has been honored by the NRA for her heroic defense of our Second Amendment right to shoot polar bears with machine guns from helicopters.

It's an M4 (a carbine, specially shortened for use in tight spaces such as helicopters) only upgraded to .50 caliber, a bullet size designed to shoot down aircraft, but also useful for polar bears. They provide 50 bullets, because no polar bear can be too dead. No word on if they are special igloo-piercing rounds.

Best of all, it's all-White, just like Sarah Palin's REAL AMERICANS.

That will be a great gun to use on our upcoming wolf hunt in the Rockies.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

It's a mormon VS moose-hunter battle as Mitt Romney implied that Sarah Palin only got where she is because she's pretty:

Politico: In the latest instance of a high-profile GOP member taking a passing swipe at the party’s 2008 vice-presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Governor and GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney jokingly dismissed Sarah Palin’s inclusion on Time’s list of influential people in an interview broadcast Sunday.

He asked, was "the issue on the most beautiful people or the most influential people?"

The Palin campaign hit back with this ad:

Who won?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Barack Obama?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

More points for Sarah Palin!

It seems that Alaska's anti-harlot policies are so effective that Texas has adopted them! Considering that the governor of Texas is also a secessionist it's like Sarah Palin is also running Texas as well as Alaska! And we all know what happens to Texas Governors...

Texas has quietly decided to allow hospitals to charge a fee as high as $1800 to victims for the rape kits used to prove an attack.

Despite Texas' crime victim compensation fund being flush with cash, and most parts of the United States seeking to lessen the stress involved in a sexual assault investigation rather than increase it, Texan women have to hand over a credit card before their investigation can commence - or face debt collectors afterwards...

During her campaign for the vice presidency, Palin told a reporter at the Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman newspaper that such a rule was ridiculous, stating, "The entire notion of making a victim of a crime pay for anything is crazy. I do not believe, nor have I ever believed, that rape victims should have to pay for an evidence-gathering test."

And yet, when she was Mayor, Wasilla did just that, billing rape victims between $300 and $1200 after the fact for their test.

Wasilla is not alone. In North Carolina, the vast majority of rape victims were being asked to cover some or all of the cost of their rape kits, until the local Raleigh News & Observer newspaper brought the practice to light. A state victims compensation fund had reportedly run low on cash, meaning it could only cover around $1000 of the $1600 hospitals now charge in that state for the kit. Similar situations have been reported in Arkansas, Illinois, and Georgia.

Rape kits generally include bags for clothing, a comb to collect pubic hair, test tubes for blood collection, swabs for DNA checks and fluid, and a series of tests for sexually transmitted diseases, pregnancy and DNA collection.

[Nobar King]

We all know that there is a direct correlation between charging women for rape kits and the reduction of false accusations.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

GOP spokesnegro Mike Steal slams Mitt Romney, calling him a flip-flopper, a waffler, and most of all a MORMON.

STEELE: Yeah, but let me ask you. Ok, Jay, I’m there with you. But remember, it was the base that rejected Mitt because of his switch on pro-life, from pro-choice to pro-life. It was the base that rejected Mitt because it had issues with Mormonism. It was the base that rejected Mitch, Mitt, because they thought he was back and forth and waffling on those very economic issues you’re talking about. So, I mean, I hear what you’re saying, but before we even got to a primary vote, the base had made very clear they had issues with Mitt because if they didn’t, he would have defeated John McCain in those primaries in which he lost.

[apple9]

I think i would make a great presedent first off i would kill of maby 100 millon people you know the old the stupid those who didnt vote for me ect..(we have to many people should get rid of some). and then id just take everyones monney and use it to buy my self more apples.After that i would ban public schools.
but i guess palin wold be good to

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by apple9

I think i would make a great presedent first off i would kill of maby 100 millon people you know the old the stupid those who didnt vote for me ect..(we have to many people should get rid of some). and then id just take everyones monney and use it to buy my self more apples.After that i would ban public schools.
but i guess palin wold be good to

Can you do us all a favor and start with yourself? From the way you write, it sounds like you already banned public schools. Too bad, they could have really helped you.

[apple9]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Can you do us all a favor and start with yourself? From the way you write, it sounds like you already banned public schools. Too bad, they could have really helped you.

No that would go against my other plans.
and i dont care for grammar outside of school.

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by apple9

No that would go against my other plans.
and i dont care for grammar outside of school.

Thank the good Lord that they didn't let you write the constitution. You have the right to be stupid, bit I also have the right to be free from your stupidity.

[apple9]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Thank the good Lord that they didn't let you write the constitution. You have the right to be stupid, bit I also have the right to be free from your stupidity.

LOL good point.

[MirthMenace]

Having read and digested (mostly) this entire thread, can anybody give me one good reason why I should not cast my write-in vote for Lou Dobbs?

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by MirthMenace

Having read and digested (mostly) this entire thread, can anybody give me one good reason why I should not cast my write-in vote for Lou Dobbs?

Considering that he's not even mentioned once in the thread (besides by you), maybe you could tell us?

[MirthMenace]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Considering that he's not even mentioned once in the thread (besides by you), maybe you could tell us?

Actually, I am unable to come up with a reason why I should not cast my write-in vote for Lou Dobbs.

*note to self*

Thanks so very much, Nobar King!

[TinyJay]

I voted for Lou Dobbs.I could not vote for McCain/Palin.He is OK but she is dumber than a box of rocks.But as you have seen in previous posts she is hot,real hot. I would like to get to know her if ya catch my drift!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by BigJay

I voted for Lou Dobbs.I could not vote for McCain/Palin.He is OK but she is dumber than a box of rocks.But as you have seen in previous posts she is hot,real hot. I would like to get to know her if ya catch my drift!

She's old enough to be your mother. And she's married.

Oh, and this is about 2012. McCain/Palin already failed miserably in 2008. McLame won't run again.