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Default Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 01-30-2008, 11:02 AM

I for one do not understand THIS latest bit of "political correctness" from the prison nation down under. I mean, what is there to apologize for? These things eat maggots, for mercy sake! I seriously doubt if they would even comprehend the concept of forgiveness anyway. There's not a True Christian™ among them, and all they do is grunt as far as I've heard....

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Australia to apologize to Aborigines

CANBERRA, Australia - Australia will issue its first formal apology to the country's indigenous people next month, a senior minister said Wednesday, a milestone that could ease tensions with a minority once subjected to policies including the removal of mixed-blood children from families on the premise that their race was doomed.

The Feb. 13 apology to the so-called "stolen generation" of Aborigines will be the first item of business for the new Parliament, Indigenous Affairs Minister Jenny Macklin said. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, whose Labor Party won November elections, had promised to push for an apology, which has been debated in Australia for years.

"The apology will be made on behalf of the Australian government and does not attribute guilt to the current generation of Australian people," Macklin said in a statement.

Macklin and Rudd have previously ruled out financial compensation for the impoverished minority, and Macklin did not mention that subject Wednesday. But she said she sought broad input on the wording of the apology, which she hoped would signal the beginning of a new relationship between Australia and the impoverished minority.
Now honestly, what would these creatures do with money? The liberals cry because they're poor, but has anybody ever seen an abo spend money? They don't understand what its for. They're like children as I understand it...


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 01-30-2008, 12:06 PM

1 - You cant even spell it right you retard. Its Australians. You obviously have the brain of a tadpole!!!
2 - At least we have the decency to say sorry for taking children away from their parents and trying to turn them into white f_____g Baptists. Its like taking your kids away and turning them into Satanists. Christianity was the problem in the first place!!!Look at your disgraceful record of abuse: Cloumbus or whatever the retards name was wiped out the your indigenous people searching for gold!!!
3 - Columbus or whatever the retards name was wiped out your indigenous people searching for gold!!
4 - Hundreds of thousands of Baptist children all over the US and the world have grown up now and are taking your Faggot priests and church to court for being molested as kids.
5 - In the name of Christ you have wiped out millions of people world wide and started almost every war there ever was.
6 - Your Baptist religion is one of the top 100 businesses. Where do you get the money from? All the retards putting their hard earned cash in your collection tin so you can buy your Porsche and pound little kids!!!

Wake up because at the moment of death - you will be alone - incoherent of your surroundings - watching all the $h!t you call a life flash in front of your eyes - feeling sorry for yourself for not being yourself - waiting for God instead of being prepared for your own lonely death.

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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 01-30-2008, 12:47 PM

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Stu; you're an austrailian. Nobody listens to you. You've got a lot of nerve coming in here attacking Christians when the only thing you're country is known for is alcoholism. I'll be in Heaven laughing at sinners despite what you say because I've been washed clean by the Blood of the Lamb.

Now come on Stewie, settle down and get to know us. They're only stupid abos. They're like retarded American injuns mixed with a jungle darkie.
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 01-30-2008, 12:59 PM

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1 - You cant even spell it right you retard.

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Cloumbus
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4 - Hundreds of thousands of Baptist children all over the US and the world have grown up now and are taking your Faggot priests and church to court for being molested as kids.
We are not cathlycks, we are True Christians.

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5 - In the name of Christ you have wiped out millions of people world wide and started almost every war there ever was.
We're not mooslims either.

Stu, friend, something tells me you are angry with the Lord. Can you explain why you hate him so much?


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 01-30-2008, 04:15 PM

Too true. whats that word im looking for? AMEN! thats the one.

and for the rest of you that hasnt had first experience of it, please dnt make such judgemental comments.
look after your own actions first and mind other ppl's business, esp when all most of you just love to bag the crap out of australians.

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1 - You cant even spell it right you retard. Its Australians. You obviously have the brain of a tadpole!!!
2 - At least we have the decency to say sorry for taking children away from their parents and trying to turn them into white f_____g Baptists. Its like taking your kids away and turning them into Satanists. Christianity was the problem in the first place!!!Look at your disgraceful record of abuse: Cloumbus or whatever the retards name was wiped out the your indigenous people searching for gold!!!
3 - Columbus or whatever the retards name was wiped out your indigenous people searching for gold!!
4 - Hundreds of thousands of Baptist children all over the US and the world have grown up now and are taking your Faggot priests and church to court for being molested as kids.
5 - In the name of Christ you have wiped out millions of people world wide and started almost every war there ever was.
6 - Your Baptist religion is one of the top 100 businesses. Where do you get the money from? All the retards putting their hard earned cash in your collection tin so you can buy your Porsche and pound little kids!!!

Wake up because at the moment of death - you will be alone - incoherent of your surroundings - watching all the $h!t you call a life flash in front of your eyes - feeling sorry for yourself for not being yourself - waiting for God instead of being prepared for your own lonely death.

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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 01-31-2008, 12:15 AM

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Stu; you're an austrailian. Nobody listens to you. You've got a lot of nerve coming in here attacking Christians when the only thing you're country is known for is alcoholism. I'll be in Heaven laughing at sinners despite what you say because I've been washed clean by the Blood of the Lamb.

Now come on Stewie, settle down and get to know us. They're only stupid abos. They're like retarded American injuns mixed with a jungle darkie.
Australia was just voted the best country in the world to come to for retiring.
Australia is not in a recession and isn't about to see more than 10% of its entire population lose their house in the next 12 months
America has a much higher rate of alcoholism than australia. and obesity. and murder. and pretty much every crime statistic you can name America DID EXIST 2000 years ago, it had NATIVE AMERICANS living on it and JESUS still chose Jerusalem to appear at

I happen to be against apologising. but just because you've seen crocodile dundee does not mean you know anything about australia


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 01-31-2008, 04:25 AM

Greetings from Australie!

I had to wait for the power to come on in my block before I could make this post, I received a telegram in the mail about your lovely forum and then I couldnt wait untill it was my houses turn to have the power on for an hour!

I better make this quick then becuase I would be unhappy if I didnt make it in time and then couldnt check for another two weeks! Luckily my brand new Pentium 75 has internetting and word processing capabilites also!

We really do live in gods country in Australie and I think it is a little bit unfair for you americans to pigeon hole us all as alcoholics, my family only has a 2/6 alcoholic to non-alcholic ratio which is much lower than the national average of 4/6. Which in turn means that the statistics can be a little off.


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 01-31-2008, 07:27 PM

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Greetings from Australie!

I had to wait for the power to come on in my block before I could make this post...I couldnt wait untill it was my houses turn to have the power on for an hour!

We really do live in gods country in Australie...my family only has a 2/6 alcoholic to non-alcholic ratio which is much lower than the national average of 4/6.
The National average is 4/6??

Holy smokes, when can I move there? I can't imagine anywhere more I'd like to live where 67% of the population are a bunch of drunks running around in the dark. Does the government give you an hour of electricity a day so you can heat up some water to get washed?
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-01-2008, 04:28 AM

What can anyone expect from a "country" populated by criminals? Every person who came to the United States did so of their own free will, wanting to make better lives for themselves and their families. Everyone sent to Autistralia was banished there to protect decent folk from their criminal ways.
It gets even worse. We all know that prison drives prisoners to sodomy. So what happens when you have a whole "nation" that's a prison? There's a reason they call each other "mate" all the time, what with all the unnatural attempts at "mating" that go on! It's an island of homers!


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1 - You cant even spell it right you retard. Its Australians. You obviously have the brain of a tadpole!!!
2 - At least we have the decency to say sorry for taking children away from their parents and trying to turn them into white f_____g Baptists. Its like taking your kids away and turning them into Satanists. Christianity was the problem in the first place!!!Look at your disgraceful record of abuse: Cloumbus or whatever the retards name was wiped out the your indigenous people searching for gold!!!
3 - Columbus or whatever the retards name was wiped out your indigenous people searching for gold!!
4 - Hundreds of thousands of Baptist children all over the US and the world have grown up now and are taking your Faggot priests and church to court for being molested as kids.
5 - In the name of Christ you have wiped out millions of people world wide and started almost every war there ever was.
6 - Your Baptist religion is one of the top 100 businesses. Where do you get the money from? All the retards putting their hard earned cash in your collection tin so you can buy your Porsche and pound little kids!!!

Wake up because at the moment of death - you will be alone - incoherent of your surroundings - watching all the $h!t you call a life flash in front of your eyes - feeling sorry for yourself for not being yourself - waiting for God instead of being prepared for your own lonely death.

Stu

Mind your manners you swinish pockmark.

Did you go and apoligise to the aborigines yourself then or did someone else do it for you? Because if someone else did it...then you have no reason to post here, do you?

Develop an attitude here and I'll shove a didgeridoo up your flacid butt!



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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-01-2008, 11:16 AM

having lived in Australia for most of my life I can confirm that many
Australians are criminal alcoholic retards. That takes care of south Australia. The rest of Australia are mostly just Alcoholics.
Please refrain from stereotyping all Australians as nigger hating criminals who only sober up long enough to collect their social security cheques,.
Australians dont just hate niggers. Australians pretty much detest anyone with a foreign accent. We're very broadminded that way.


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2 - At least we have the decency to say sorry for taking children away from their parents and trying to turn them into white f_____g Baptists. Its like taking your kids away and turning them into Satanists. Christianity was the problem in the first place!!!Look at your disgraceful record of abuse: Cloumbus or whatever the retards name was wiped out the your indigenous people searching for gold!!!
If only. How do you explain the fact that drunken injuns still exist, then?
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Repeating an untrue statement doesn't make it true, no matter how much we wish it did.
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As Brother Wide-Open so rightly says, WE'RE NOT CATHOLICS.
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Almost every war there ever was? The Russian invasion of Finland? The civil war in the Congo? The Sino-Japanese war of 1894?
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What? You can buy little kids for a pound? Or are you saying there's a pound, like for dogs, but with little kids instead, and we buy them from there? You seem like a very confused little boy.
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Australia was just voted the best country in the world to come to for retiring.
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Can't blame Him. Would you appear in the middle of a bunch of savage Injuns if you had any choice about it? If He was born over there, as the Mormon cultist Mitt Romney claims, those barbarous Redskins would've scalped Him before He could say "Jiminy Cricket!"


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-03-2008, 02:13 AM

I wish to thank you for opening my eyes to this.

As a true christian myself, I cannot feel ashamed whenever the socialist run uniting church try and force such divisive tactics upon our country.

god bless you and may you continue to strive for freedom for the oppresive dogma of liberalism.
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-03-2008, 05:38 AM

I'm appointing myself as spokesman for the great Country of Australia,


1) Where do you people get off calling Australians a bunch of criminals and alco's when the US has far more cases of both.

2) Least we don't have shootings everyday cause some gun crazed bibblebashing nut-job gets a Hardin over his riffle and goes on a shooting spree to see if it works.

3) You have no idea on what the abbo's are like, they just expect money out of us for no reason, and the stolen generation, the parents were paid to give there children over BY THE BAPTIST CHURCH.

Stop overgeneralising the world and go back to school (if you even know what a school is, Americans aren't known for there intelligence) I think it's time for you people here to take a bowl of concrete, harden the piffle up and get on with your lives.
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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-03-2008, 07:38 AM

Thanks for pointing that out. Now that we know who is responsible, when ever there is a problem with you asses, we're coming to you, first.

Now we need a thread to describe all of the great things the Baptists have done for your godless continent.


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Americans aren't known for there intelligence
Satan certain enjoys irony in his minions, doesn't he?


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Default Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth - 02-04-2008, 05:45 AM

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What can anyone expect from a "country" populated by criminals? Every person who came to the United States did so of their own free will, wanting to make better lives for themselves and their families. Everyone sent to Autistralia was banished there to protect decent folk from their criminal ways.
It gets even worse. We all know that prison drives prisoners to sodomy. So what happens when you have a whole "nation" that's a prison? There's a reason they call each other "mate" all the time, what with all the unnatural attempts at "mating" that go on! It's an island of homers!
Actually 50,000 convicts were sent to America before the war started. Then they sent a significantly less amount of convicts to Australia.

Well done on the "information" though. I guess.
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Actually 50,000 convicts were sent to America before the war started. Then they sent a significantly less amount of convicts to Australia.

Well done on the "information" though. I guess.

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RIGHT!

I'VE HAD IT!

You are the umpteenth person to persecute us today.

Well done.

You do it badly, post up a picture that my 8 year old niece thinks is very yesteryears, and without any introduction (AS IT IS REQUIRED) you start attacking us.

Go back to the Wii hardware forum or where ever you come from. NOW!

Or be a good girl, and introduce yourself in the correct forum.

Don't say you didn't get a warning.


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Actually 50,000 convicts were sent to America before the war started. Then they sent a significantly less amount of convicts to Australia.

Well done on the "information" though. I guess.
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What war? Vietnam? Korea? War of 1812? If you're going to start throwing around "facts", perhaps you should consider padding them out a little to make them move believable.


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