[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The failing NBC news reports:

Online far-right movements are splintering in the wake of last week’s Capitol riot, as some radical anti-government movements show signs of disillusionment with the relatively hands-off approach of some QAnon conspiracy theorists amid warnings of future violence.

Users on... 4chan and TheDonald ... have become increasingly agitated with QAnon supporters, who are largely still in denial that President Donald Trump will no longer be in the Oval Office after Jan. 20.

Fortunately no sign of that happening at Landover Baptist. I suspect those fluffy bunny far-right movements never really had the stomach for what it takes to institute a Christian theocracy.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

The failing NBC news reports:

Fortunately no sign of that happening at Landover Baptist. I suspect those fluffy bunny far-right movements never really had the stomach for what it takes to institute a Christian theocracy.

Dr. Toole, you have taken on the most serious problem we True Christians™ are encountering. It is Christians-in-name-only splitting off and saying cruel things about other Christians.

We here at Landover Baptists will have none of that. We stand for unity in the faith. Our pastors and lay people are fearless in bringing outliers back into the fold of True Christianity. The growth of our church and national influence attests to the wisdom of our approach.

We don't waste our time fighting with other Christians. Leave that to Christians-in-name-only. What we do is point to sins of other Christians and put them back on the path that leads to an eternity in paradise. When they own up to their sinful ways these Christians are happy and forever grateful. Praise Jesus.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

We here at Landover Baptists will have none of that. We stand for unity in the faith. Our pastors and lay people are fearless in bringing outliers back into the fold of True Christianity. The growth of our church and national influence attests to the wisdom of our approach.

Praise Jesus! We are a beacon of hope for the far-right online. Once everyone settles on a common policy platform and the fake Christians admit they were deluded, we can accelerate towards Revelations and the end of times.

[Mary Etheldreda]

I REBUKE this infighting in the Name of JESUS! I REBUKE the antifa storming the Capital in the Name of JESUS!
I REBUKE the fraudulent elections in the Name of JESUS!
I REBUKE Communism, Socialism, Feminism, Globalism, Environmentalism, Hollywoodism, and Homosexualism in the Name of JESUS!

In JESUS' NAME we CALL DOWN THE ARMIES OF HEAVEN to Rid America of Satan and his minions! In JESUS' NAME we STAND FAST against the armies of darkness! In JESUS' NAME we follow the My Pillow Guy into Spiritual Battle and Claim President Trump President for at least four more years, ending any strife and selfish impulses Satan has been whispering in the ears of media moguls, social media CEOs and public radio employees!

There IS NO FRACTURE in Christ. There IS NO FRACTURE in the Body of Christ! There IS NO FRACTURE because we REBUKE Satan who would spread these lies about fractures and falsehoods and fake news!


Glory!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

PRAISE JESUS! I feel the SPIRIT MOVE Aka Raka Baka Waka Taka Laka Paka the Angels are flying in from [South] Africa right now!

Mary, thank you for your inspiring message. I hear the sound of an abundance of rain. I hear the sound of victory. I hear the fractured militias reforming right now, I hear crowds marching on... no wait, that's the national guard. I hear it's a time for healing and prayer, I hear the Lord forgives. I hear the President pardons federal crimes. I hear look forwards not backwards.

[WWJDnow]

I never got the whole Qanon thing. The only accurate prophesies are the ones in the Bible and the pronouncements of our Holy Landover pastors. It's clear that the End Times are upon us, but we need to take our country back from the libs like Mitch McConnell before Jesus raptures us out.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

I never got the whole Qanon thing. The only accurate prophesies are the ones in the Bible and the pronouncements of our Holy Landover pastors. It's clear that the End Times are upon us, but we need to take our country back from the libs like Mitch McConnell before Jesus raptures us out.

RINOs like Mitch McConnel are who's at fault. We need to simultaneously silence them mercilessly and entice them back into the fold with ever harder-right policies that people want.