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    False Christian Recipes

    Now ladies, you all know that I am not much of a cook, outside of my special pig-on-a-spit feasts that are now famous around Freehold. I don't like to brag, but....

    At any rate, I just wanted to warn you ladies about a false Christian website I ran across purely by accident (while I was looking at discount ammo dealers), and I couldn't believe my eyes. You can see what I mean HERE.

    They start off alright:
    Welcome to 123Christians.com. Here is a collection of different Christian recipes. These Christian recipes have been collected from numerous sources giving them a diverse and rich food culture. The recipes are written in a simple manner that makes them easy to understand.
    But then look at this blasphemy!!
    All the recipes listed hereunder are special for the different Christian occasions like Christmas, Thanksgiving and Halloween.
    How in Jesus' name do they figure satan's birthday is a "Christian occasion"?!

    And just look at this so-called recipe for "Christmas Salad"!

    Christmas Salad

    Ingredients

    1 can (15 oz/ 425 g) lychees in heavy syrup
    1 can (15 oz/ 425 g) stoneless red cherries in syrup
    4 tablespoons of Cointreau or Kirsch
    1/2 oz/ 15 g unsalted pistachio nuts
    Boiling water

    Method 1. Tip both fruits, with syrup, into a large dish; glass for preference so that the colors can show through.
    2. Add liquer and toss gently yo mix.
    3. Blanch pistachios by covering with boiling water and leaving for 1 minute. Drain and rinse under cold water.
    4. Slide off skins then finely chop. Sprinkle over top of salad. Cover and refrigerate at least 3 hours before serving.
    Why I don't even know what half of that stuff is. It sure doesn't sound like the delicious jello salad that Sister Thumper serves me, made with shredded carrots and Miracle Whip stirred in....

    I urge all you God-fearing ladies to stay clear of this sacrilege. Don't be trying to serve those "lieing chink nuts" to your True Christian Man! Try that once, and you'll wake up on the other side of the kitchen, Praise Jesus.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
    Tags: food for thought:let's eat!
  • #2
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    How in Jesus' name do they figure satan's birthday is a "Christian occasion"?!
    And just look at this so-called recipe for "Christmas Salad"!
    Pastor Zeke, that recipe made me shudder! I will assume these false Christians are Cathylickers, as Italyuns are always trying to find somewhere to hide their pistachios and booze. I once heard that people are all the same around the world, and that the latitude is what determines the kind of folks . . . if that's true, Italyuns are just Mediterranean Messicans and Oryentils are just Messicans who haven't learned how to shoplift. Anyway, all reicpes with more than a half dozen ingredients are suspect for being from the Devil's table. Finally, it goes without saying that real Christians celebrate Halloween by hunting witches!
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
      I will assume these false Christians are Cathylickers, as Italyuns are always trying to find somewhere to hide their pistachios and booze.
      The banner at the top of the page looks as though it had been designed by Romanists, with an Eastern Orthodontist icon thown in, so I suspect that you're right.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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      • #4
        How interesting - according to that site,Xmas is now secaular & Santa Claus is the reason for the season.

        And they trace the origins of Xmas back to pagan times.
        Apparently the Christians "borrowed" it.
        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by lilith View Post
          How interesting - according to that site,Xmas is now secaular & Santa Claus is the reason for the season.

          And they trace the origins of Xmas back to pagan times.
          Apparently the Christians "borrowed" it.
          NEVER post on this GODLY forum again when you are drunk!
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • #6
            Originally posted by lilith View Post
            How interesting - according to that site,Xmas is now secaular & Santa Claus is the reason for the season.

            And they trace the origins of Xmas back to pagan times.
            Apparently the Christians "borrowed" it.
            BLASPHEMY!!! God created Christmas to so we could celebrate the birth of our Saviour! If anything the pagans pre-stole the holiday.

            Jesus is the reason for the season and don't you forget it!
            The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
            Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              NEVER post on this GODLY forum again when you are drunk!
              Given that she's never sober, that pretty much bans her from ever fouling this site with her presence. I approve.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: False Christian Recipes

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Given that she's never sober, that pretty much bans her from ever fouling this site with her presence. I approve.


                He didn't mention anything else.
                Lucky,huh?
                In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                • #9
                  Re: False Christian Recipes

                  Originally posted by lilith View Post
                  He didn't mention anything else.
                  Lucky,huh?
                  If you consider being roasted alive over 1,000 degree molten lava with a skewer shoved clear through from your bum to your mouth LUCKY, then I guess you are.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: False Christian Recipes

                    Originally posted by lilith View Post
                    How interesting - according to that site,Xmas is now secaular & Santa Claus is the reason for the season.

                    And they trace the origins of Xmas back to pagan times.
                    Apparently the Christians "borrowed" it.

                    Santa Claus can be traced back to Pagan times. Seems the Finns used to eat this mushroom:


                    and then the magic raindeer God would take them flying through the air! Thus we can prove that Santa Claus is a drug crazed nightmare waiting to steal our children's souls!
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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