2 deaths for the price of One

[Brother Guy Bayard]

I don't know what annoys me more - Catholics or Vietnamese. If you combine the 2 to get papist gooks, you could come very close to creating the possibly most annoying sub-human group ever.
So when I read this article

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/world/witnesses-tell-of-carnage-in-texas-bus-wreck/2008/08/10/1218306635401.html

I knew beyond any shadow of a doubt that Jesus hates them as much as I do!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 2 deaths for the price of One

I remember when this happened. The cause of the accident was never fully explained but it is believed by most Christians in Texas that this was the work of terrorists operating out of Oklahoma. We've had a lot of trouble with Oklahoma ever since we made the Comanches go there. They have never found forgiveness in their hearts over that matter and it has led to a lot of tension. We even had to fight a brief war in 1931 with Oklahoma over a bridge crossing the Red River. It's called the Red River War and the thieves in Oklahoma started it by trying to claim land on our side of the river. Oklahoma called up the National Guard and we sent a few Texas Rangers. Oklahoma, fearing mass arrests and incarcerations in the Texas Department of Corrections, backed down and a general conflict was averted, but they are still angry and we do have some troubles with their terror groups.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: 2 deaths for the price of One

Let me just say that we had nothing to do with cathylick Vietnamese - it was the French that started it with their colonialism, and oddly enough they were not able to teach them how to cook.

The last time I was in an "authentic" Vietnamese restaurant there was the sound of B-52 bombers playing the the background.