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Its a girlyman nancyboy demoncrat thing. Makes me sick. That Darren homer is probably on the dope they're peddling in that commercial.Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I must say, that "Man" looked exactly like 'our' girlie-man, Darren Hyphen-Butt. No one but JESUS Himself can convince me it wasn't.
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It's the same lie-beral men that wear those ghastly devices to give themselves a "pregnant" belly to curry favor with the unwed trollops they impregnate.Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View PostProverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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That's the most absurd thing I've ever seen. What's next? A pill that makes me sleep on my porch so I can experience what it's like to be a negro?
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You don't even need to buy a pill for that, brother! Just go down to the nearest unemployment line, sleep outside in it for a few days and bingo -- you're a negro!
You can also be an injun -- grab a rock and run in circles and smack your face repeatedly with your fist whilst yelling like a banshee. That should help explain why they need to use hallucinogens just to try to think straight! No wonder they tried to kill the helpful Pilgrims who just tried toslaughter their people and take their landconvert them to the One True Religion!Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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Jon, I hate to say it, but that description doesn't come close to the full richness and variety of the Native American way of life. You need to be swigging from a bottle of cheap liquor to get the full Injun experience.Originally posted by JonFish85 View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Let's not forget the shameful casinos in which those injuns prey on the weak-minded whose money is better spent tithing.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostProverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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It was a joke. You guys take everything way too seriously.Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post"I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."
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Originally posted by hellion View Post
They're not the crispest beans in the vegetable bin. Remember that most of them barely read so be kind to them...it's what our Holy Father in Rome would have us do.
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Hey, Satan frequently disguises himself in a seemingly harmless form. And there's nothing funny about eternal damnation at all.Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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What? Joking on the Board of the Lord? Certainly, this will never do!Originally posted by hellion View Post
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No, eternal damnation isn't funny at all. It's hilarious!Originally posted by ProdigalSon View Post
Satan doesn't disguise himself as harmless jokes and pranks. You're just paranoid. If there wasn't even slightly sarcastic fun, humor, and pranks in the worls, we'd all die of boredom."I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."
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Hm, die of boredom or of hellfire....boredom or hellfire....hmm...can somebody help me out on this one?Originally posted by hellion View Post
Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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Hellfire, of course. What human could stand boredom? And what kind of sadistic diety would put humans through such torment as boredom? God would!Originally posted by ProdigalSon View PostHm, die of boredom or of hellfire....boredom or hellfire....hmm...can somebody help me out on this one?"I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."
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