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PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-05-2006, 03:05 AM
I don't know why any hetersexual man would want to take Monthly Man. Maybe it's a Democrat thing?
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-05-2006, 12:31 PM
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I don't know why any hetersexual man would want to take Monthly Man. Maybe it's a Democrat thing? |
Its a girlyman nancyboy demoncrat thing. Makes me sick. That Darren homer is probably on the dope they're peddling in that commercial. 
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-05-2006, 02:10 PM
I must say, that "Man" looked exactly like 'our' girlie-man, Darren Hyphen-Butt. No one but JESUS Himself can convince me it wasn't.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-05-2006, 05:19 PM
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I don't know why any hetersexual man would want to take Monthly Man. Maybe it's a Democrat thing? |
It's the same lie-beral men that wear those ghastly devices to give themselves a "pregnant" belly to curry favor with the unwed trollops they impregnate.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-05-2006, 06:02 PM
That's the most absurd thing I've ever seen. What's next? A pill that makes me sleep on my porch so I can experience what it's like to be a negro?
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-05-2006, 11:08 PM
You don't even need to buy a pill for that, brother! Just go down to the nearest unemployment line, sleep outside in it for a few days and bingo -- you're a negro!
You can also be an injun -- grab a rock and run in circles and smack your face repeatedly with your fist whilst yelling like a banshee. That should help explain why they need to use hallucinogens just to try to think straight! No wonder they tried to kill the helpful Pilgrims who just tried to slaughter their people and take their land convert them to the One True Religion!
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-06-2006, 12:34 AM
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You can also be an injun -- grab a rock and run in circles and smack your face repeatedly with your fist whilst yelling like a banshee. That should help explain why they need to use hallucinogens just to try to think straight! No wonder they tried to kill the helpful Pilgrims who just tried to slaughter their people and take their land convert them to the One True Religion!
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Jon, I hate to say it, but that description doesn't come close to the full richness and variety of the Native American way of life. You need to be swigging from a bottle of cheap liquor to get the full Injun experience.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-06-2006, 12:50 AM
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Jon, I hate to say it, but that description doesn't come close to the full richness and variety of the Native American way of life. You need to be swigging from a bottle of cheap liquor to get the full Injun experience.
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Let's not forget the shameful casinos in which those injuns prey on the weak-minded whose money is better spent tithing.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-07-2006, 12:38 AM
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I don't know why any hetersexual man would want to take Monthly Man. Maybe it's a Democrat thing? |
It was a joke. You guys take everything way too seriously.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-07-2006, 02:01 AM
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It was a joke. You guys take everything way too seriously.
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They're not the crispest beans in the vegetable bin. Remember that most of them barely read so be kind to them...it's what our Holy Father in Rome would have us do.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-07-2006, 02:36 AM
Hey, Satan frequently disguises himself in a seemingly harmless form. And there's nothing funny about eternal damnation at all.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-07-2006, 02:37 AM
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It was a joke. You guys take everything way too seriously.
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What? Joking on the Board of the Lord? Certainly, this will never do! 
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-07-2006, 03:29 AM
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Hey, Satan frequently disguises himself in a seemingly harmless form. And there's nothing funny about eternal damnation at all.
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No, eternal damnation isn't funny at all. It's hilarious!
Satan doesn't disguise himself as harmless jokes and pranks. You're just paranoid. If there wasn't even slightly sarcastic fun, humor, and pranks in the worls, we'd all die of boredom.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-07-2006, 12:32 PM
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No, eternal damnation isn't funny at all. It's hilarious!
Satan doesn't disguise himself as harmless jokes and pranks. You're just paranoid. If there wasn't even slightly sarcastic fun, humor, and pranks in the worls, we'd all die of boredom.
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Hm, die of boredom or of hellfire....boredom or hellfire....hmm...can somebody help me out on this one? 
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 12:04 AM
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Hm, die of boredom or of hellfire....boredom or hellfire....hmm...can somebody help me out on this one? |
Hellfire, of course. What human could stand boredom? And what kind of sadistic diety would put humans through such torment as boredom? God would!
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 01:07 AM
Miss Hellion, it does seem to me that, speaking of PMS, you suffer it all the time. Why else would you always be so angry?
Just like one of my precious kitties, once she wouldn't stop mewling and screeching. Well, I had to use the gaffer tape on my poor little kitty and that stopped that rude screeching right away, and when I took the tape off she never did it again.
Why hasn't your husband, or father if you don't have a husband (in other words the man who owns you) taped your mouth or fingers yet? It would surely help ever so much.
Maybe you'd even become nice enough to own a kitty. 
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 01:19 AM
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And what kind of sadistic diety would put humans through such torment as boredom? God would!
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So you admit God is real? And you don't think that having your face melted off might get a tiny bit tedious and monotonous after the first few thousand years?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 02:07 AM
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So you admit God is real? And you don't think that having your face melted off might get a tiny bit tedious and monotonous after the first few thousand years?
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No. I think Satan would much rather scheme up ways to take over heaven, than to torture me. Most likely, he'd use the rebellious souls as soldiers in his army. The more that will fight, the better.
Either way, I'm still undecided about the whole 'god is/isn't real' situation. I still believe the bible is full of crap. And if god is real and the bible is his true word, then I'm with Satan.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 02:12 AM
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Miss Hellion, it does seem to me that, speaking of PMS, you suffer it all the time. Why else would you always be so angry?
Just like one of my precious kitties, once she wouldn't stop mewling and screeching. Well, I had to use the gaffer tape on my poor little kitty and that stopped that rude screeching right away, and when I took the tape off she never did it again.
Why hasn't your husband, or father if you don't have a husband (in other words the man who owns you) taped your mouth or fingers yet? It would surely help ever so much.
Maybe you'd even become nice enough to own a kitty. |
Funny thing is, I never had PMS until I read these forums. It must be you that's pissing me off. I'm not owned by any man, woman, or god.
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Re: PMS for Men - NOPE! -
12-08-2006, 03:22 AM
Jist one more LIE from the PIT and the devil's DEMONS on earth! Men do NOT have PMS...never did...never will. What an ABOMINATION to even think of such! It's all jist SATAN'S continued attempt to FEMINIZE males and turn them into SODOMITES!!
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