[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Some days I am exhausted by all the wars and misery in the world. Then I switch on the news and am outraged. Then I get exhausted, and then outraged and then exhausted and then outraged then exhausted. I've started prescribing myself an opiate pain reliever to try and get some balance - don't worry, it's just until the emotional rollercoaster evens out.

After a long prayer session, I realized we need to prioritize our wars so we don't get so overwhelmed. Here is where we should focus the war effort - if Zeke is listening perhaps he can pass the list to the President for his consideration:

1. Christmas: obvious number 1 as there is no purpose to life unless we win this one
2. The election: more of a police action than a war but same difference (see no. 1)
3. Civil: duh, taking our country back - our top priority (well, no. 3)
4. Criminals and Mexicans: rape is wrong and somebody needs to say it - that is our job
5. Iran: to be honest I thought we already won this twice but the President still seems keen
6. Terrorists: not masked gunmen who kidnap governors but real ones that fill out visa applications
7. Drugs: serves to harmonize the negro vote count in places with a lot of criminals such as Florida

Further down the list... let me see: cancer, obesity, child poverty, online bullying, blah blah blah. Nothingburgers. I don't see much point carrying on with any of those.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Those of us True Christians™ never seem to get a year off. During the past few years it has been stopping "Happy Holiday" and "Cool Yule" among other atheist fads.

This year atheists have gone to a more subtle way of killing Christmas. They are ignoring it. Thank goodness there are national Christian organizations taking note of this and organizing boycotts. The two retailers ignoring Christmas almost entirely are Walgreens and Target. They deserve boycott and distain.

When we go into a store, we should be greeted with piped in religious Christmas music and a splash of red and green decorations. Every staff member we walk be should say, "Merry Christmas." Walgreens and Target have a few small decorations but it's all as if this is a low-key secular holiday. Do your shopping where they really love Baby Jesus, Hobby Lobby.

Target makes ‘naughty’ list of businesses that ‘censor’ Christmas | U.S. News (christianpost.com)

[Dennis Lukes]

"To save us all from Satan's power." Amen! Lyrics don't get much more Christian than this. Any other Christmas songs containing explicit references to the Devil and his works are requested.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I went for a drive in the metro area outside of Freehold tonight. I should not have done it, just made me mad.

In years past you would have seen a dozen inflatable snowmen with red Christmas trim. Tonight, I did not see even one inflatable Christmas snowman.

There can be no explanation for this except liberals conducting their War on Christmas. They are disgusting.

[Dennis Lukes]

Mayor Hold, I was informed by the above image posted on NASCAR's Twitter feed that today is the first day of Hanukkah, the Jew holiweek that celebrates the murder of Christ. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if those Christ-killers, in a fit of drunken revelry, were going around deflating snowmen, unstringing lights, and, naturally, desecrating manger scenes. No liberal hates Christmas as much as a Jew liberal.