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  • #16
    Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

    Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
    The school I go to used to sell food from Chic-Fil-A. The GLBT group at my school successfully petitioned to have Chic-Fil-A removed from campus. Score one for Satan!
    Fixed that for you.
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    • #17
      Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

      Originally posted by TinaSantafe View Post
      The school I go to used to sell food from Chic-Fil-A. The GLBT group at my school successfully petitioned to have Chic-Fil-A removed from campus. Score one for the queers!
      . . . and now all those minimum-wage employees are collecting welfare.

      Score one for Obama, the Food Stamp President!
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      • #18
        Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        I don't usually eat fried food, but it being Chick-Fil-A Appreciation Day, I met up with my entire congregation at the nearest restaurant. It's a haul, over in Plainfield; about a half hour drive, but we all agreed it was worth it.

        Then I found that the sodomites are trying to run Chick-Fil-A out of business by giving out the secret recipe!

        Jesus is going to toast that little wench's buns if she doesn't get with the Gospel and start witnessing to her "gay" friends instead of stealing Chick-Fil-A's trade secrets.
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        • #19
          Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

          Originally posted by TinaSantafe, whore View Post
          The school I go to used to sell food from Chic-Fil-A. The GLBT group at my school successfully petitioned to have Chic-Fil-A removed from campus. Score one for the queers!
          What kind of school promotes anal rape? This is sickening

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          • #20
            Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

            The communist propaganda show known as The Muppets now promoted anal rape for children



            Also look at how he's talking weird and shaking out of being anally fisted, disgusting

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            • #21
              Re: How Big Is the Chick-fil-A Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

              Liberals keep trying to defeat our heroic restaurant chain, Chick-Fil-a. They try to stop them from being the franchise whenever government owns the property. Christians everywhere want a good Christian anti homer restaurant along interstate highways. With Chick-Fil-a parents need not fear allowing their children to have a snack there.

              Here is another case where liberal politicians want to stop the crusade of Chick-Fil-a against homer marriage.

              Town officials want to ban Chick-fil-A from NJ highway rest stop | U.S. News (christianpost.com)
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              • #22
                Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

                Chick-fil-A does not discriminate. Fags can work there, fags can eat there. Sure, their hellbound deathstyle won't be coddled and enabled by corporate like it is at all the other "woke" companies, but then why not go to one of those instead? The forces of evil have KFC, Popeye's, Church's, Boston Market, and Buffalo Wild Wings. Let us have Chick-fil-A!
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                • #23
                  Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

                  We should retitle this thread, "How many ways are there to misspell Chick-fil-A?" Of course, no matter how you spell it, the food is 100% delicious and 200% anti-sodomite.
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                  • #24
                    Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

                    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                    We should retitle this thread, "How many ways are there to misspell Chick-fil-A?" Of course, no matter how you spell it, the food is 100% delicious and 200% anti-sodomite.
                    You are absolutely correct, dear Brother Now. Isn't the Chick-Fil-A food some of the finest take-out food that you've ever had? Goodness; Agatha (my sister) and I often go there after we've done a morning of personal evangelism at the corner. After handing out pamphlets and telling the Unsaved Trash about and his outreach program (and his need for a new jet aeroplane), we often stop in at the restaurant for some delicious nourishment and refreshment.

                    Mind you, we do realize that there have been protests at some restaurants. And, in New York, there was a bit of a problem with overbearing health inspectors. However, with any new business, there are often "kinks" to iron out, and I am confident that everything at Chick-Fil-A is now resolved. And, for that, I do thank !
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                    • #25
                      Re: How Big Is the Chic-A-Fila Anti Homer Fund? ($2 Million)

                      So some Godless heathens up in Jew York opened a Chic-Fil-a (or however the Hell it's spelled) franchise specifically so they could run it into the ground and wallow around in squalor and filth (as liberals are wont to do), thus tarnishing the chain's good name. What exactly does that prove? That Democrats love taking one bad apple out of context and using that to represent the entire group they're talking about? We already know they do that. Chik-filet has 2,773 other locations that pass health inspections and glorify Jesus. I defy any critic to inspect the kitchen at any faggot-run restaurant (like Long John Silver's, I presume - yuck) and I guarantee you'll find feces smeared on the walls, used drug needles on the counter, and AIDS swimming in the grease traps.
                      I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                      Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                      But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                      From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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