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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 02-13-2009, 04:19 AM

How does a fat skittles eating porker like you get a girlfriend? On the internet?


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 02-13-2009, 02:17 PM

wow after reading all this I am definitely carrying my .357 into every store, I will liberate every soul I see buying any colored candies because I do not want them becoming corrupted by the morals of this world.






WTF PEOPLE SERIOUSLY THEY ARE CANDIES, THEY ARE NOT SEEDS OF CORRUPTION, THEY ARE NOT PACKAGES OF GAY FRENZY INDUCING PILLS.

In the United States, a bag of Skittles candy contains: sugar, corn syrup, hydrogenated palm kernel oil, apple juice from concentrate, less than 2% - citric acid, dextrin, natural and artificial flavours, gelatin, food starch-modified, coloring (includes Yellow 6 lake, Red 40 lake, Yellow 5 lake, Blue 2 lake, Blue 1 lake, Yellow 5, Red 40, Yellow 6, Blue 1), ascorbic acid (Vitamin C).

OK I AM WRONG THEY CONTAIN APPLE JUICE, AND EVERYONE KNOWS APPLES ARE THE ORIGINAL FRUIT OF LUST AND SODOMY THAT'S WHY SATAN GAVE EVE ONE.


no wait Apples were the fruit of knowledge, so skittles make you smarter.

GOD didn't want people to have knowledge that's why he banned us from eating them.

Because with knowledge we realize a few things.

1.)Religion is a tool used to control the minds of the people and keep power in the hands of the few.

2.)If it was not for religion, our science and technology would be about 600-700 years ahead of where we are now-thank you dark ages and inquisition without you it would not be possible.

3.)I can list the last 600 people arrested for sodomy and or sexual crimes against children, and you will find that 95%+ of them claim Christianity as there religion, this includes all catholic priest accused of banging little boys bung holes. How many muslim/wiccan/buddist child molesters do you know?

Now I am a true blooded american man, and I voted for a BLACK president, even if I am a WASP.

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 02-13-2009, 02:20 PM

Thanks for proving our point.

I don't know why you post a picture of a guy who's tallywhacker is covered in skittles and then say we don't have a point.


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 02-14-2009, 03:46 PM

okay seriously you guys need to shut up. read my lips: ITS... JUST.... CANDY!!!!!!!!

i eat skittles and i'm only bisexual so obviously it doesn't make you GAY.

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 02-14-2009, 04:25 PM

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okay seriously you guys need to shut up. read my lips: ITS... JUST.... CANDY!!!!!!!!

i eat skittles and i'm only bisexual so obviously it doesn't make you GAY.

down with christ!
Even worse, skittles made you Bi, which is worse than gay.


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Even worse, skittles made you Bi, which is worse than gay.
yea sure just keep telling urself that, like you keep telling urself about your invisibe friend who 'loves' you by sending you to hell for eating the wrong candy.
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yea sure just keep telling urself that, like you keep telling urself about your invisibe friend who 'loves' you by sending you to hell for eating the wrong candy.
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yea sure just keep telling urself that, like you keep telling urself about your invisibe friend who 'loves' you by sending you to hell for eating the wrong candy.
I'm not going to hell, and I don't eat skittles.


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You put pigs on broomsticks?


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Remember Mayangel67? But it took a hefty broomstick!


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 02-18-2009, 09:14 AM

There are a lot of simmering Homosexual tensions here and the sort of denying behaviour that is very common amongst Homosexuals whom have not come out yet.

So a small piece of advise to Nobar King, Pastor Al E Pistle and Bobbie boy.

It is not healthy (physically, mentally and spiritually) to deny the homosexual feelings you guys obviously have.
Just let it out, maybe you can even help eachother out in experimenting and finding the true homosexual you.
All this frustration will get you no-where.

So go on and pop eachtothers gay cherry, I will promise you, you will feel a lot better for it.

And it is better to worship something that truely exists and that gives you true happiness (butt-plugs, gimp suits, Dildo's, Poppers) than to deny your true self and follow this imaginary friend come false idol you call god.

Seriously guys, I only want the best for your spiritual and mental health....
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 02-18-2009, 12:41 PM

hahahahahahaha! good joke!!!!!!! now i'm definitely going to feed my kids thousands of skittles!
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There are a lot of simmering Homosexual tensions here and the sort of denying behaviour that is very common amongst Homosexuals whom have not come out yet.

So a small piece of advise to Nobar King, Pastor Al E Pistle and Bobbie boy.
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Friend,

I am positively 100% NOT gay, Pastor Zeke certified this myself. As a member of the Freehold Security Staff I receive a monthly colonoscopy to ensue my bowls are Gay demon free. Keep you dirty sex fantasies to yourself pervert.



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I am positively 100% NOT gay, Pastor Zeke certified this myself. As a member of the Freehold Security Staff I receive a monthly colonoscopy to ensue my bowls are Gay demon free. Keep you dirty sex fantasies to yourself pervert.
So let me get this right good Man.

On a VOLUNTARILY BASE and as a REOCCURING EVENT (every month) you have tubes shoved up your rectum to prove you are not Gay?

Don;t you agree that that sounds at least a little bit like you might be a homosexual? Having stuff shoved up your Rectum and not minding that at all because you do this every month.

Come clean to yourself my son.
Stop suppressing these feelings and reveal your gay, colourfull true self!!
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So let me get this right good Man.
On a VOLUNTARILY BASE and as a REOCCURING EVENT (every month) you have tubes shoved up your rectum to prove you are not Gay?
Not at all. Our medical team checks for the presence of demons which are the cause of all disease. Some people go months without so much as a barium enema!


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Not at all. Our medical team checks for the presence of demons which are the cause of all disease. Some people go months without so much as a barium enema!
So nothing should be read into the fact that a bunch of grown up man like playing and checking out eachother's Asses on a regular base?

Sounds a bit iffy to me to be completely honest.

If you want to call it checking for demons, that is fine by me.
I call it gay play time when people shove phallic shaped attributes up eachothers ass.
Nothing wrong with it if that is your bag of tea, do not get me wrong.

But as you should also know, the devil hides in false pretentions and loves to fool people by making them believe they are doing something to please the Lord whilst they are actually having Homosexual intercourse like yourselves are having.

So if I were you I would do some more self reflection as to why you have other men shove penis shaped tools up your rectum at regular intervals.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 02-18-2009, 05:38 PM

Those tools are chosen for their ease of use, not for some perverted scheme you thought up.


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