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Cool hi there im baby tommerbobgaming - 01-19-2014, 01:41 PM

hi im tommerbobgaming and i make my living playing video games and no they are not bad for kids
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Default Re: hi there im tommerbobgaming - 01-19-2014, 03:35 PM

I'm guessing your career is on the rather low pay side.


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Default Re: hi there im tommerbobgaming - 01-19-2014, 03:41 PM

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hi im tommerbobgaming and i make my living playing video games and no they are not bad for kids
Hi, tommerbobgaming (I'm going to call you Bob, ok? Great).

That was a pretty bad introduction, Bob. In fact, I'd affirm up and down that some 14-year-old wrote it who hasn't read the requirements of the introduction thread, which are to tell us about yourself, what church you go to, how you came to find Jesus (or in your case, reject Him), how many kids you have (or in your case, whether or not you are one), and why and how you've come to Landover Baptist. It really isn't hard, friend.

But if you can't see how time-wasting videogames promote lawlessness and sexual immorality ruin a young soul, there may be little hope for you.

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Default Re: hi there im tommerbobgaming - 01-19-2014, 04:42 PM

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hi im tommerbobgaming and i make my living playing video games and no they are not bad for kids
I've said a prayer for you in Christian love. I owe you that much.

However: when I read your extremely poor introduction, here's what I see:

Hi, I am not man enough to use a real name, i am not man enough to get or hold a job, and I have no ideas as to how to raise a son to be a soldier for Christ. In fact, no quality woman will ever so much as give me a second thought.

God loves you - but He may wonder why.
There is still hope for you, if you accept His Son as your savior and grow a pair.

Sincerely,
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Default Re: hi there im tommerbobgaming - 01-19-2014, 09:03 PM

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hi im tommerbobgaming and i make my living playing video games and no they are not bad for kids
I agree with Pastor Lowman and Sister Naomi...your introduction is quite lacking. A lacking introduction is indicative of a lacking man, like a limp-noodled handshake. When I shake a man's hand, I expect a firm grip and penetrating eye contact, otherwise I know this is a man with something to hide and whom I should not trust.

So man up and do it properly, and then I will see if I should in fact welcome you to LBC.

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See then that yee walke circumspectly, not as fooles, but as wise,




I Kings 7:23

And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Default Re: hi there im tommerbobgaming - 01-19-2014, 11:29 PM

Are you suffering from a "toomer?" Have you Prayed about it? Because God can heal you, boy. He really can.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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You are hell bound my friend you need to get SAVED.


For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16
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Hi. I find it hard to believe that someone who uses computers and electronics on such a frequent basis as you must, would be unable to locate the "Shift" key (nor any other form of punctuation) on their keyboard (physical or virtual, before you attempt to use that out ). So are there any other reasons the True Christians™ should value your opinion above that of, say, any other random visitor of such obviously stellar academic credentials as yourself on so vital an issue?

Isn't it time to find a real job, settle down, and get on with your life?
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Default Re: hi there im baby tommerbobgaming - 01-20-2014, 09:11 PM

Tom,

Please be cautious in taking advice from someone whose every action tries to discredit our Lord and Savior. I won't mention names because that would be indiscreet. (Didymus)

Careful, resident atheist. Your usage of God's Holy Word may just find its way into that sin sick soul, seeping with satan's sediment, and wash you clean.

I've been secretly saying prayers of exorcism for you, laying hands on your every post in Jesus name. It won't be long until you're shouting HALLELUJAH with the rest of us come the glorious appearing.

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