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  • #16
    Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    I have a feeling this was no accident—the LORD's glorious handprints are all over it! This little slut was committing unimaginable whoredoms, using the drain's suction to stimulate her cooter and poo-hole, and she thought she could get away with it because nobody was watching... but Someone was. Now she'll have to live the rest of her pitiful life being fed through a tube and pooping into a plastic bag.

    The very thought of the disgusting things she was doing in that pool makes my stomach turn. It's kind of sad, really—we went from "The Andy Griffith Show" to this.

    What happened to this country?
    Huh. Well, that's something ya don't hear about every day.
    Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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    • #17
      Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

      Hmm. Young girls are learning the fornicationary ways earlier and earlier. No doubt her parents are Godless hippies. I hope she takes this lesson with her all her life and becomes Saved® Glory!!

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      • #18
        Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

        Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
        What do you mean by feminazi anyway?
        A disgusting femorrhoid extremist. A crazed, anti-God, hairy militant. A follower of, as the Godly Pat Robertson put it, a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. In short, someone who actually thinks that men and women should have equal rights. Can you imagine anything more horrific?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #19
          Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          A disgusting femorrhoid extremist. A crazed, anti-God, hairy militant. A follower of, as the Godly Pat Robertson put it, a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. In short, someone who actually thinks that men and women should have equal rights. Can you imagine anything more horrific?
          I have nothing against families, people can be in one if it makes them happy but if they prefer to be by themselves that's equally fine. I'm not particularly fond of children but I would never want any of them to be killed. As stated a million times before, I don't have any interest in witchcraft. I'm a capitalist, if a tad more on the liberal side. And, I'm not a lesbian, I may prefer more effeminate-looking men but I'm still straight.

          Therefore, it can be concluded that I'm not a 'feminazi.'
          "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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          • #20
            Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

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            • #21
              Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

              Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
              I have nothing against families, people can be in one if it makes them happy but if they prefer to be by themselves that's equally fine. I'm not particularly fond of children but I would never want any of them to be killed. As stated a million times before, I don't have any interest in witchcraft. I'm a capitalist, if a tad more on the liberal side. And, I'm not a lesbian, I may prefer more effeminate-looking men but I'm still straight.

              Therefore, it can be concluded that I'm not a 'feminazi.'
              Praise Jesus! It's good to know that you haven't fallen for any of that awful nonsense about men and women being equal.
              Originally posted by Omerta
              Boy, are you a retarded, or just drunk?
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #22
                Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

                In all honestly, and I mean all honesty, Brother. Neither. Why?

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                • #23
                  Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

                  Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                  In all honestly, and I mean all honesty, Brother. Neither. Why?
                  Why on earth would a sober, non-mongoloid, human being consider it a worthwhile use of their time to make a post consisting solely of:
                  Originally posted by Omerta
                  ?
                  I mean, seriously, why? What were you thinking? Were you thinking anything? Have you ever even thought of thinking?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

                    It was a sign of myself, thanking the lord, for not being on the path of evil. Yeah, I was thinking. Thinking about how great Jesus is.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

                      Where any where in the story did it say that this 6 year old child was fornicating with the drain as you so harshly accuse her of.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

                        It doesn't need to, it's implied. For what other reason would God do that to her? She deserved what she got.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

                          Originally posted by LogenNinefingers View Post
                          Where any where in the story did it say that this 6 year old child was fornicating with the drain as you so harshly accuse her of.

                          That's what I got out of it.....did we read the same story?

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                          • #28
                            Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

                            14Behold, with a great plague will the LORD smite thy people, and thy children, and thy wives, and all thy goods:
                            15And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day. - 2 Chronicles 21:14-15


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                            • #29
                              Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

                              Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                              I have a feeling this was no accident—the LORD's glorious handprints are all over it! This little slut was committing unimaginable whoredoms, using the drain's suction to stimulate her cooter and poo-hole,
                              No, no, no, everybody knows that you use the water jets in a pool (or hot tub )to get off on, not the drain. Wasn't there a quote in there about the liitle girl asking if she would be on the news? She obviously did it because she wanted to be on TV. (Not that God approves of that sort of attention seeking behaviour anyway.)

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              What's an "orgasms"?
                              Orgasms, Pastor Zeke, are a form of false religion. All that shouting out
                              " oh god, oh god " and quaking and shuddering with glorious relief.

                              Remembering Vaguely Yours,

                              Handmaiden
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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                              • #30
                                Re: Girl fornicates with pool drain, gets guts sucked out

                                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                                No, no, no, everybody knows that you use the water jets in a pool (or hot tub )to get off on, not the drain. Wasn't there a quote in there about the liitle girl asking if she would be on the news? She obviously did it because she wanted to be on TV. (Not that God approves of that sort of attention seeking behaviour anyway.)
                                Remembering Vaguely Yours,

                                Handmaiden
                                Sister in order to get off in a hot tub you have to get in a hot tub, how do you get a jet in the tub with you? Is it a small jet or a really big bath tub?

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