We need to vote GOP to abolish furry litterboxes in schools!

[its_faith]

I didnt know this was an issue until all the news articles about it today but apparantly children are allowed by law to pretend they are animals in schools and have gotten the right to have litterboxes, this needs to end!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: We need to vote GOP to abolish furry litterboxes in schools!

This may already be covered in another thread. Meanwhile there's the matter of diet. Is the public purse expected to cough up for zebra food (hay? or straw? I don't know what zebras eat) because Timmy thinks he's a zebra? And what about Grizelda who is really a lioness? I do know what lionesses eat.

They eat zebras.

Should Griz be aloud to eat Tim?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: We need to vote GOP to abolish furry litterboxes in schools!

Should Griz be aloud to eat Tim?

No. In Clown World all carnivorous animals are required to adopt gluten-free vegan diets. Cannibalism would be a fairly serious act of not checking one's privilege. Unless, of course, Griselda happens to be a person of indigineous descent, in which case it would be wonderful if she culturally enriched Tim by cannibalizing him, because diversity is our strength. And, you know, one less straight white male in the world.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: We need to vote GOP to abolish furry litterboxes in schools!

With a name like Grizelda she'd be of Northern European descent I guess: do those exceptions apply to European indigenes?

Luke 21:25 And there shall be signs in the sun,
and in the moon,
and in the stars;
and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity;
the sea and the waves roaring

If anyone ever wondered what distress of nations, with perplexity meant now is the time to look around and see. Most people prefer to live in a sort of cocoon. Read the astrology but never look at actual stars. Lounge around half naked in the sun but have no idea about the sunspot cycle. And the moon.

Why would anyone worship the moon? The few reasons I've heard are very much chicken & egg stuff: is the suggested reason a cause or an effect? It's possible that someone could think they were a zebra and a lioness at the same time. How will schools accommodate that? One thing we know (from the Luke 21 ref.) is that nothing you come up with will be as ridiculous as what will actually happen. Fortunately, we are promised, Jesus will return very soon now these things have started.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: We need to vote GOP to abolish furry litterboxes in schools!

With a name like Grizelda she'd be of Northern European descent I guess: do those exceptions apply to European indigenes?

Are the Laplanders cannibals?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: We need to vote GOP to abolish furry litterboxes in schools!

I don't suppose it's cannibalism if you're eating a prey species. Humans used to be a prey species, evolutionists (and therefore furries) contend, so for a trans-species lioness eating humans would be the same as eating zebras —— or sausages

You couldn't make it up!! Except I did just make that up so whatever's going on in the minds of furry educationalists will be more outré by definition. Let's hope the principal doesn't identify as a sausage. Voting is important but so is prayer. God must be wondering already knows why He's getting so many prayers featuring litterboxes: let's get our prayers worded correctly so He can act in this critical arena.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: We need to vote GOP to abolish furry litterboxes in schools!

Humans used to be a prey species, evolutionists (and therefore furries) contend, so for a trans-species lioness eating humans would be the same as eating zebras —— or sausages

Pro-immigration, pro-Islam libtards are a prey species still. LGBT SJWs are also predators at the same time, mostly of children but, like the jackal, they're not picky. If a man can put on a dress and claim to be a woman without even bothering to shave his hipster goatee, and get all the other virtue-signalling libtards to go along with this and claim that he's in fact always been a woman and that his body, including his facial hair, Y chromosomes, and penis are parts of a woman's body, then I don't see why they can't also claim to be a lion or a fox or a dragon. Species is a social construct, humans are just animals, or whatever these heathens believe.