[Capt. Aaron Portway]

On some stupid Hellywood award show, Jodie Foster admitted to being a filthy, rug-munching, bulldyke.

The 50-year-old actress, who has long kept her private life as guarded as anyone in Hollywood, came as close as she ever has to outing herself publicly as a lesbian as she accepted the Cecille B. DeMille Award for lifetime achievement at Sunday night’s Golden Globes.

Well, I for one am shocked, shocked I tell you!

She played an underage hooker in the docudrama Taxi Driver. I always assumed she was a tramp, but I at least figured she was a normal tramp, not some even grosser queer version addicted to licking ladyplaces!.

Then, a few years later, she played a slut who seduces a bunch of guys at a bar in The Accused. So I of course figured she was just a real-life slut who liked playing sluts in the movies. Oh, and in The Accused, like the typical slut she is, it turns out she cries rape after she lets like half the bar do her on a pinball machine.

And here she is with Honorary True Christian™ and noted Jew hater Mel Gibson AND super patriot & beef advocate James Garner! I liked this movie and thought that hey, maybe I was wrong about Jodie Foster being a complete whore. After all, why would these two great Americans agree to be in a movie with a she-fag? Well now I know! It was because she LIED about being a unnatural, disgusting sodomite for all those years!

[James Hutchins]

She also 'played' (I think it weas really just her being herself) a retard in 'Nell' too.


I for one, am not surprised she is a filthy, rug munching butch bull dyke lezbean. She has never given a single son to Jesus. That tells a decent person all they need to know!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Ew.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

She also 'played' (I think it weas really just her being herself) a retard in 'Nell' too.


I for one, am not surprised she is a filthy, rug munching butch bull dyke lezbean. She has never given a single son to Jesus. That tells a decent person all they need to know!

I never heard of that Nell deal. What kind of a sick mind wants to make a movie about a retard?

But I did see her in that stupid space movie Contact. She played a God-hating atheist that believed in a heliocentric solar system and a round earth.

[Nobar King]

I wonder if she'll ever decide to be a normal person?

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

I had a crush on Jodie Foster for a few years after Foxes.

A group of friends come of age in the asphalt desert of the San Fernando Valley set to a blazing soundtrack and endless drinking, drugs and sex.

I sent her a few fan letters but no wonder she never wrote me back.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

I wonder if she'll ever decide to be a normal person?

I doubt it. It's a known fact in Hollywood people make more money if they're gay. People pretend to be gay all the time for this reason. Let's talk in 5 years and see if she's still gay. If it's not trendy, she won't be.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

I suspect she is saying this to hide the brutal truth that she has been unable to find any gentleman willing to marry her.

Anyone else hear "Sour grapes"?

[Nobar King]

[Titus Templeton]

I think we all agree that corrective rape is a bad thing. But at the end it would give her a normal life with a husband and children. And that is what Jesus wants.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Never heard of her.

[IsusNoDickus]

Originally Posted by Capt. Aaron Portway

On some stupid Hellywood award show, Jodie Foster admitted to being a filthy, rug-munching, bulldyke.



Well, I for one am shocked, shocked I tell you!

She played an underage hooker in the docudrama Taxi Driver. I always assumed she was a tramp, but I at least figured she was a normal tramp, not some even grosser queer version addicted to licking ladyplaces!.

Then, a few years later, she played a slut who seduces a bunch of guys at a bar in The Accused. So I of course figured she was just a real-life slut who liked playing sluts in the movies. Oh, and in The Accused, like the typical slut she is, it turns out she cries rape after she lets like half the bar do her on a pinball machine.

And here she is with Honorary True Christian™ and noted Jew hater Mel Gibson AND super patriot & beef advocate James Garner! I liked this movie and thought that hey, maybe I was wrong about Jodie Foster being a complete whore. After all, why would these two great Americans agree to be in a movie with a she-fag? Well now I know! It was because she LIED about being a unnatural, disgusting sodomite for all those years!

I am apalled by the level of bigotry in this forum. I did not think your kind existed in real life. Don't you guys forget that your lord Jesus was a proper <<<expletive deleted>>> who loved sado-mazo. While jews screwed him, he asked for more. He said "if anyone spanks you on the right cheek, turn to him the other"! You didn't think he actually meant... c'mon guys He was more colorful than a pack of skittles. One thing he loved more than a good <<<reference not apt for a Christian forum>>>.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by IsusNoDickus

...Don't you guys forget that your lord Jesus was a proper...

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[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by IsusNoDickus

[Offending gutter-talk removed].

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[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

To return to Brother Capt. Portway's original post in January 2013:

Originally Posted by Capt. Aaron Portway

....she LIED about being a unnatural, disgusting sodomite for all those years!

I was curious to find out what the American People's response to this was.

I see that during the seven years since then, this ghastly woman (like Pastor Zeke, I had never heard of her) has only appeared in three movies. And I hadn't heard of any of them either. The first, Elysium, wasn't the greatest box-office success of the year. The second, Hotel Artemis, achieved an impressively low audience approval rating of 33%. And the third was a documentary in which she played herself.

She probably thought that "coming out" as a rug-muncher would be a good career move. But sadly for her, even the hairy-armpit dollar wasn't interested.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

She probably thought that "coming out" as a rug-muncher would be a good career move. But sadly for her, even the hairy-armpit dollar wasn't interested.

It makes me wonder - yet again - what do l*sbians actually do? 3 movies in 5 years is hardly a heavy work load. What has she been doing all day and all night long?

We've a number of ex-gay True Christians here who have provided vivid accounts of their disgusting acts under the spell of Satan's temptation. But to my knowledge, there are no former butch dykes. Perhaps their sin is too great, their soul too blackened, for them to come back? I for one would appreciate more information about that.