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Default Re: SORRY - Prop H8 gay judge still in MOTION DENIED - 06-16-2011, 10:29 PM

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women dont rape other men physical not possiblity.
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Default Re: SORRY - Prop H8 gay judge still in MOTION DENIED - 06-16-2011, 10:43 PM

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women dont rape other men physical not possiblity. I used to work as a nurse an we saw women come in treatment raped by MEN...not men 'raped by women'. Dont walk up and accuse my daughter of things she can't do when Again on the thin ice
Actually, I think it is possible(for us black women anyway, although I have never done it, and never will)read Pastor Billy-Reubens post in my intro threadhttp://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...t=66538&page=2
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Not true! Men get raped by obese lesbians such as yourself all the time! It's such a problem in our society that it was even addressed in a very special episode of Too Close for Comfort:
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sorry, if you got out of church once while and looked AROUND youd know things on TV aren't real. Clue number one Notice the audience is laughing? Because it's not real / not actual situation / fantasy like your briend Bob Joes
Hello, idiot, Too Close for Comfort was taped in front of a live studio audience in what city?

That's right, San Francisco!

And who makes up the majority of San Francisco residents, and hence, the majority of that live studio audience?

That's right, obese lesbians.

Are you now asking us to believe your cadre of enormous, Sapphic sisters wouldn't cackle with delight when presented with a docudrama addressing the epidemic of men being victimized by their kind?


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Default Re: Napa Valley Nan's sodomite-enabling thread - 06-16-2011, 11:38 PM

you people say anything to make it look right - twist facts all you want but its pretty safe bet that show was made in HOLLYWOOD you know, where the TV shows are done? Number 2, i wont even talk about the whole Lesbians Are All Fat lie...i happen to know my lesbian daughter and also her significant partner and they are not overweight Far from it! And to Mr Cursed I am sorry you think this happened to you but as a nurse i know its not possible sorry
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Default Re: Napa Valley Nan's sodomite-enabling thread - 06-16-2011, 11:54 PM

I will concede that some lesbians, specifically, the ones strung out on heroin and/or speed, can sometimes be slender.

I will not, however, tolerate you ridiculing a rape victim and telling him it didn't happen.

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you people say anything to make it look right - twist facts all you want but its pretty safe bet that show was made in HOLLYWOOD you know, where the TV shows are done? Number 2, i wont even talk about the whole Lesbians Are All Fat lie...i happen to know my lesbian daughter and also her significant partner and they are not overweight Far from it! And to Mr Cursed I am sorry you think this happened to you but as a nurse i know its not possible sorry
Why do you think rape can only be perpetrated by a penis?

Your poor husband, no wonder he's a drunk!

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guess YOU havent read MY posts. ha I am mother of 2 kids, same husband for 30 years
so think about that - do you know where babies come from
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Default Re: Napa Valley Nan's sodomite-enabling thread - 06-17-2011, 04:08 AM

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you people say anything to make it look right - twist facts all you want but its pretty safe bet that show was made in HOLLYWOOD you know, where the TV shows are done? Number 2, i wont even talk about the whole Lesbians Are All Fat lie...i happen to know my lesbian daughter and also her significant partner and they are not overweight Far from it! And to Mr Cursed I am sorry you think this happened to you but as a nurse i know its not possible sorry
Sorry, but that's just stupid. It's physically possible for anyone who doesn't want sex to be raped by anyone who does. Women can rape women, women can rape men, men can rape men, men can rape women. Try telling a little boy that he wasn't sexually abused by his foster-mother. Oh, and as a nurse, you should know what kind of damage could be done to someone who still has their foreskin attached; whether sexual, or nonsexual in nature. In fact, why don't you go to organizations like Darkness 2 Light, and give them your dime-store medical information? That's almost literally what it's worth. In fact, if you tried passing off the tripe you post to any competent medical board in the entire nation, you'd be laughed right out of your record as a nurse... LPN, or RN. I truly pity the poor souls that go to you for medical aide. Seriously, how do you sit there, and post something like that?!

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Sorry, but that's just stupid. It's physically possible for anyone who doesn't want sex to be raped by anyone who does. Women can rape women, women can rape men, men can rape men, men can rape women. Try telling a little boy that he wasn't sexually abused by his foster-mother. Oh, and as a nurse, you should know what kind of damage could be done to someone who still has their foreskin attached; whether sexual, or nonsexual in nature. In fact, why don't you go to organizations like Darkness 2 Light, and give them your dime-store medical information? That's almost literally what it's worth. In fact, if you tried passing off the tripe you post to any competent medical board in the entire nation, you'd be laughed right out of your record as a nurse... LPN, or RN. I truly pity the poor souls that go to you for medical aide. Seriously, how do you sit there, and post something like that?!

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Sorry, but that's just stupid. It's physically possible for anyone who doesn't want sex to be raped by anyone who does. Women can rape women, women can rape men, men can rape men, men can rape women. Try telling a little boy that he wasn't sexually abused by his foster-mother. Oh, and as a nurse, you should know what kind of damage could be done to someone who still has their foreskin attached; whether sexual, or nonsexual in nature. In fact, why don't you go to organizations like Darkness 2 Light, and give them your dime-store medical information? That's almost literally what it's worth. In fact, if you tried passing off the tripe you post to any competent medical board in the entire nation, you'd be laughed right out of your record as a nurse... LPN, or RN. I truly pity the poor souls that go to you for medical aide. Seriously, how do you sit there, and post something like that?!

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This is mostly good information, except for one thing. Men do not commit rape. Only women commit rape. They do so by dressing up as whores and forcing men to become aroused. Only women can be rapists.


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Actually, I think it is possible(for us black women anyway, although I have never done it, and never will)read Pastor Billy-Reubens post in my intro threadhttp://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...t=66538&page=2
Did you read the Pastor's post by going to the link NVN? He say's and KatyGirl a negro confirms that most black girls have clitouris larger than 4 inches, and the Pastor say's you could EASILY sodomize someone with that. You're wrong NVN and I think that was just proved. Women, especially negro women can rape ANYBODY!!
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This is mostly good information, except for one thing. Men do not commit rape. Only women commit rape. They do so by dressing up as whores and forcing men to become aroused. Only women can be rapists.
As somebody who was born and raised in Queer Francisco, California, I can tell you that men most certainly are capable of rape!

I wish I had a dime for every time I was wondering the streets of The Castro late at night, hoping to introduce some random, lost homosexual to Jesus Christ, and I wound up having do run for my life!

Or at least, my virtue.

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As somebody who was born and raised in Queer Francisco, California, I can tell you that men most certainly are capable of rape!

I wish I had a dime for every time I was wondering the streets of The Castro late at night, hoping to introduce some random, lost homosexual to Jesus Christ, and I wound up having do run for my life!

Or at least, my virtue.

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Well I just learned something new. We don't have black people up here so I don't know too much about them. The four inch negro clitoris capable of raping a man is shocking to me, but I take all knowledge and use it for good. You can bet I will be teaching my boys that they should not even approach one.

Simply shocking.

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Well I just learned something new. We don't have black people up here so I don't know too much about them. The four inch negro clitoris capable of raping a man is shocking to me, but I take all knowledge and use it for good. You can bet I will be teaching my boys that they should not even approach one.

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Although many of us have much, much larger ones, most would never do anything like rape with them.
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I accept your apologies DD. You have to understand as a Nurse I saw these things on the FRONT lines as the saying is, We saw everything and if theres something you dont see well it's not out there now is it. Never treated a 'female weilding rape on man' so no, reality is it is not the existence If it happened we'd see it.
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...if theres [SIC] something you dont [SIC] see well it's not out there now is it....

By that logic, God does not exist. Now I know you're crazy!


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By that logic, God does not exist. Now I know you're crazy!
your twisting is the worst i swear. I am saying if no one in history of hospitals tries for medical treatment of a 'complaint' then guess what, There is no complaint / the 'injury' does not exist! women cannot force intercourse and i am trying to put it politely on the Men BECAUS the men have to be arrroused for the act to ocurr. Get it? Dont make me draw a picture Maybe you are a virgin which is why you cant get this fact ANYWAY how did we get on this? thIS enforce THREAD IS about equal rights for the gays/lesbian/bi's
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