[hellion]

Originally Posted by JonFish85

I will stay my rage just enough to respond only to one portion of your post. The others will respond in good time. Sir, the Bible™ states that EVERY knee shall bow, yours especially.





One day, even though you reject His kindly offer of Aeverlasting Life™, you will be forced to bow to Him (presumably to practice bowing before Satan's engorged tallywhacker). Enjoy your stay in Hell, godless baby-hating homer.

God can't make me bow. I think Satan would rather take down heaven than see that I'm in pain. I'll help him. Haha. We're fighting for your souls...

[hellion]

Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker

Rubbish, if a man came and put a gun in your face, and told you to obey him. YOU WOULD, make no misstake about it.

[[I'd rather die.]]

I can draw that conclusion just reading your posts, you're really an insecure little girl searching for a higher purpose.
Jesus can provide you with that purpose, girl, just get on your knees and PRAISE JESUS!

Whatever such a man could do, Jesus could always do much worse.
He is going to get you raped, beaten and killed in life.
And then He will throw you into the eternal fire, for you to burn for the rest of eternity.

[[He can't do anything to me. If God's so powerful, then he'd be able to control free will. Why doesn't he? He would be able to stop me right now, and make me beg for mercy. But he can't. So is man more powerful than god? Answer me that.]]

UNLESS YOU REPENT AND WORSHIP HIM.
You may claim Jesus doesn't exist but He does, and even if you cannot accept that as fact...
Would you risk opposing Him incase He would exist? (Which He does.)

[[Yes. I hate him. If there is a god. I'll be at Satan's side fighting him. I will not bow to anyone.]]

Why not accept Jesus, and be on the safe side..?
After all, only He can save you from the torment and anguish that awaits you, and that will destroy you and your pitiful life.

[[I'm not the one kissing a god's ass. And you're calling me pitiful? He hates me, so why can't I hate him right back?]]

The choice is as simple as outlined in my signature.
JESUS OR HELL.
TURN OR BURN.

And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul:
But rather fear Him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.
Matthew 10:28

Try if you might, but God isn't real and he can't do anything to anyone. It's you who subject yourself to this demented fear of a false prophet.

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by hellion

God can't make me bow. I think Satan would rather take down heaven than see that I'm in pain. I'll help him. Haha. We're fighting for your souls...

And you're bound to lose.
Whetever you like it or not, YOU WILL BOW BEFORE GOD ALLMIGHTY.
You are powerless, you cannot even foresee what will happen the next second!
How could you ever hope to stand a chance against God, creator of the entire universe?

And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, And them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth:
And all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Revelation 19:19-21

[hellion]

Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker

And you're bound to lose.
Whetever you like it or not, YOU WILL BOW BEFORE GOD ALLMIGHTY.
You are powerless, you cannot even foresee what will happen the next second!
How could you ever hope to stand a chance against God, creator of the entire universe?

And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, And them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth:
And all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
Revelation 19:19-21

Well, prophecies do have a knack for not coming true...

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by hellion

Well, prophecies do have a knack for not coming true...

Feel free to give examples. Please cite chapter and verse.

[hellion]

Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou

Feel free to give examples. Please cite chapter and verse.

There are more prophecies than the bible. And they usually fail to come true in the end. The future is always uncertain.

[Jesus is Lord]

Originally Posted by hellion

There are more prophecies than the bible. And they usually fail to come true in the end. The future is always uncertain.

All other prophecies are false. Only the prophecies in the Bible are true. The future is not uncertain to God, He is the Beginning and the End, the Alpha and the Omega, so He knows what will happen.

[hellion]

Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord

All other prophecies are false. Only the prophecies in the Bible are true. The future is not uncertain to God, He is the Beginning and the End, the Alpha and the Omega, so He knows what will happen.

Prophecies forsee the future. Forseeing the future is witchcraft. The bible says not to practic witchcraft. So you shouldn't read the bible.

Prophecies like the bible have been passed down through the ages and have mostly come true. But they're pretty much, just predictions...Most of the bible contains stories with didactic themes and hints of diabolical meanings (used to scare christians into worshipping god) Only the last parts are actually prophecies. And most of them haven't even begun yet as far as we know.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by hellion

Prophecies like the bible have been passed down through the ages and have mostly come true.

That's the fastest about-face I've seen on this board. You are one truly confused little girl.

[hellion]

Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou

That's the fastest about-face I've seen on this board. You are one truly confused little girl.

Sure....

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by hellion

Sure....

Listen! Once and for all, are you going to send us your mother's credit cards, OR NOT?

[Student of Landover]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Listen! Once and for all, are you going to send us your mother's credit cards, OR NOT?

If I were you I'd do what the good Pastor says. He only cares about your immortal soul. He only wants you to send your mother's credit cards to Landover so that you can get right with Jesus.

[hellion]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Listen! Once and for all, are you going to send us your mother's credit cards, OR NOT?

Why would I? You can't even proven to me that god exists, and that's what I came here for on the most part. And to found out about Hell House, I want to see it. And don't give me those stupid 'Room read-abouts', I've already seen them. I want to see it for myself. You want money, you're going to have to earn it.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by hellion

Why would I? You can't even proven to me that god exists, and that's what I came here for on the most part. And to found out about Hell House, I want to see it. And don't give me those stupid 'Room read-abouts', I've already seen them. I want to see it for myself. You want money, you're going to have to earn it.

JESUS died for YOU on the cross and sent us, two THOUSAND years later, to give you the good news. If that isn't earning everything you have and more, I guess I don't know what is.

[hellion]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

JESUS died for YOU on the cross and sent us, two THOUSAND years later, to give you the good news. If that isn't earning everything you have and more, I guess I don't know what is.

You still haven't answered my question. I want to know how god exists other than the fact that 'the bible says so'. You asked me about evolution and I answered. But you still haven't told me about how your god exists.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

JESUS died for YOU on the cross and sent us, two THOUSAND years later, to give you the good news. If that isn't earning everything you have and more, I guess I don't know what is.

Pastor, please be sure to remind this Sinner that Jesus Died only temporarily for his Sins (as another Pastor styles it) or he may not be interested in Tithing to a Cause which is predicated around a Dead Body

[Ixi]

We are all alive. All of our souls are alive. Landover, you are wasting your lives away, you may think me and hellion are wasting ours. It doesn't matter. Where do we all go when we die? Is death the end? Life is made for life, it is not a test of bravery, intelligence, or honesty. When you die, it is all over. You are gone. Heaven, Hell, Summerland, it doesn't matter, you are done.

[Ixi]

Here here! If Jesus rapes and kills, who would want to worship the ol` fartface?

[Ixi]

Dreams are prophecies, they can come true. I remember many of my dreams coming true one way or another....

1.) I had a dream a beautiful bay horse broke down a week before Barbaro's Preakness.
2.) I had a dream of my friend sobbing and holding a bloody blanket a few days before her miscarriage.
3.) I had a dream my other friend got cancer a few months before she did.
4.) When our school had a bomb threat, I had a dream three boys were dead. The next day three boys got expelled.

Theres many more that I cannot remember, but dreams come true. Last night I had a dream that I was looking into a lake, than I plunged into it and heard a rapid heartbeat, then, "CONNER! NOO!" I don't know what it means.

[Ixi]

I want to see this "Hell House" too.