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Your (very heterosexual) Mother Glynndie is concerned for her UnGay friends. It seems Pastor Haggard is trying to convince folks that giving him money will help make him straight. But heed Mother Glynndie's warning . . . your misspent money will not help Pastor Phaggard raise his pintle skyward in the presence of the opposite sex, rather, your hard earned dollars will likely be spent on drugs and the kind of deep dark trouble only the most depraved of minds can imagine. So for our spiritually limp wristed friends who struggle with their devilish desires, the best advice is to save your spiritually salvating dollars for GOD's ONE TRUE CHURCH (LBC of course!)
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It takes a very special kind of fool to give them money.Colorado Springs, Colo. — The Rev. Ted Haggard, who left the megachurch he founded after admitting to "sexual immorality," has asked supporters for financial assistance while he and his wife pursue their studies.
Oh brother. Even though I am so tempted to dig into my pocket book, NOT
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Well, whenever me or Ira sees a po' person (when we's outside of Freehold, of course. I doesn't think we has no riff-raffs here in town), and they be beggin' fo' money or food, we gives them somethin' they can really use! We gives 'em a pocket-sized KJV1611, like the Lord command (Matthew 4:4). In a similar way, Ira said we's not gonna give Mista Haggard one dime, but if Mista Haggard contact him, he be mo' than happy to put a end to Mista Haggard's faggery once and fo' all.
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. - Matthew 5:29-30sigpic"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. BoykinComment
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Listen, Honey, if you are going to spend money on religion, there is only ONE WAY. Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and donate to JESUS directly, not through some homer. Fifty bucks minimum. Thanks for caring.Originally posted by Seeker View PostIt takes a very special kind of fool to give them money. Oh brother. Even though I am so tempted to dig into my pocket book, NOT
Pst. Al.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Well geez, I need a little mercy on this subject. It seems those "tithes" will keep this board a running. And I want it too to keep this true message out for loosers that follow BS. (can I say that here?)Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
My big problem is that I am paying on all my hospital bills right now or they will sue me! Yeah, that means with United Health Care insurance and I can't place the blame on GW when he spends his time fishing. I must be too rich for medicade and too rich that the health insurance wants to screw my ass big time. I had a letter in the mail confirm this today.
United health care (ain't that a funny name, health care "term" provider that those end time christians want to claim some "one world government." And they say that socialism is some of the devil's workshop. LOL!! Suckers and puppets!
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Don't even dish my cat...
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Argg, my pic is not gonna work here!! Curse*
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Gosh Seeker, that's a shame, since the $50 (Paid Subscription) Tithe to Jesus's favorite Baptist Church LBC, would have got you the nice turquoise-blue color and the title Member for your username; also use of the personal messaging and the edit-your-own-posts (for 10 minutes only after posting) feature! but hey, it's not the end of the world!Originally posted by Seeker View Post
... hope yooooou are having a good time on the forum, noddy
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Unless your name is Jesus Herald Christ you can pay the small fifteen-hundred dollar love offering to become a True Christian(TM) (and go to heaven). Until then stop whining.Comment
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I was just wondering why 50 bucks? How did you come up with that number? So say someone payed less it would not count?Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
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Anyone, bular...
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Someone who doesn't provide for his own has denied the faith and is worse than an infidel (I Tim. 5:8). That's on top of being a drug-addled homer, of course.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Erm, and this has got to do with the 50 bucks million dollar question?Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
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Of course, Jesus likes $100 dollar bills better than $50's. But I think we settled on $50 to make it easier for heathens to commence their salvation. Trust me, after a while, our Lord grows tired of stingy contributions and HE has been know to punish penny pinchers.*Originally posted by Seeker View Post
* I am reminded of Genesis CH4:3-5Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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I haven't tithed a cent and they made me a member for some strange reason.
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