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Default ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-26-2007, 04:23 AM

Many worthless freaks believe science is fact, while the Bible is a lie. I find that quite pathetic, since the only people who seem to come up with the actual 'proof' that science is fact are the scientists themselves. Well why wouldn't they? They have to protect their meaningless jobs.

I find that amuzing, since we know the truth. We believe in factual faith, where as they believe in 'science-fiction'. We are men of God, while they are losers of science.

Seriously, how are we meant to believe anything some worthless scientist tells us, when it is clearly a lie and fabrication to attack our God. ALL Scientists are in league with Lucifer, their plan to blast our heads so full of nonsense that we believe more in their far-out-trash, than God almighty.

Genetics, dinosaurs, men on the moon. All bullshit. For every co-called fact they can give me, i can dismiss it as fabricated nonsense. It's already a well-known-fact that all the moon landings were faked. Man has never set foot into space, and I would be willing to bet that nothing else has either. All the pictures from so-called sattelites ... FAKE, all pictures from other plantes ... FAKE, and how can we believe most so-called fossils are truly what they say if their so-called carbon dating bullshit comes from these perverting scientists too? In truth - We can't.

Oh we have all seen the pictures of a cloned sheep. Ha ha. Like all sheep don't look identical. Prove to me it was cloned, and not just some slight-of-hand magician's trick to make the masses actually believe cloning is possible.

So in an effort to prove these pathetic scientists wrong, I set them a task. They ask me to prove God exists? Well I asked them to prove to me the Earth is round, not flat. Prove this to me - NOT with so-called 'genuine' pictures from 'outerspace', or any of your other science fiction bullshit.

Because we know that it is flat, and that God lets people 'flip' to the other side safely.

Isaiah 40:22 says 'It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth', CIRCLE, NOT SPHERE. The Earth is a FLAT CIRCLE, every Christian knew that for 100's of years. But science has been working to blind of from that truth for decades! And they almost had us!

So, I asked them to prove me wrong, I asked him to prove to me the World was round WITHOUT science, or as I like to call it 'science fiction' - They could not.

In truth, I had half expected them to come up with some braindead reply about those flying mechanical metal birds dumb humans like to fly in. You know what I mean. The ones those dumb illiterate towel-headed pig-farmers used to destroy the twin towers. If God had intended man to fly he would have given him wings. Another abomination of science. Man has been trying to fly for centuries, they call this witchcraft. An air-plane is nothing but the evolution of the broomstick that witches used to fly 100s of years ago. They are the work of the Devil, and hated by God. Why do you think a massive metal object can actually fly through the air? Oh, don't give me some dumb scientific explanation, it is sorcery that powers these machines. Anyone who flies in a plane will burn in Hell! Praise Jesus!

God does not want us to meddle in his affairs, cloning humans, genetics bullshit, so-called scientific advancements are nothing but blasphemy, and can be accounted for as alchemy and sorcery. All filthy scientists will burn come Judgement Day for their part in the Satanic agenda of trying to disprove my God, which carried the ultimate punishment. The Second death, referred to in Revelation. And there shall be a great gnashing of teeth, and their skin shall burn off their bones, and their eyes shall melt into their sockets, and their pain shall last eternity. It's nothing less than they deserve. Amen!

I for one can't wait till you all burn, your blood is on your own heads. Halleluja!

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-26-2007, 12:11 PM

Hi! I'm new so be easy on me please!!
Try these little experiments yourself to see if the world is spherical or like you say, flat.
1: Launch a rocket at high latitude and take pictures of the earth.

2: Observing with binoculars, ships slowly "sinking" below the horizon as it sails farther and farther out to the ocean, then watch them come back. They certainly didn't fall off the edge of the earth! You can also sail or fly around the world.

Also keep in mind the 24hour time zones. When it is noon in Hawaii, it is approx. midnight in the middle east and vice versa. How can it be noon and midnight simultaneously? It is certainly immpossible with a flat earth and a sun millions of times more massive!
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-26-2007, 12:17 PM

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Hi! I'm new so be easy on me please!!
Try these little experiments yourself to see if the world is spherical or like you say, flat.
1: Launch a rocket at high latitude and take pictures of the earth.


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2: Observing with binoculars, ships slowly "sinking" below the horizon as it sails farther and farther out to the ocean, then watch them come back. They certainly didn't fall off the edge of the earth! You can also sail or fly around the world.
The earth isn't completely flat at the moment, it's puffed up due to all the water from the flood going into the earth:
The earth does have corners however (Isaiah 11:12 & Revelation 7:1) so it probably looks more like a cube than a sphere.
And nobody here denied that you cannot fall off the earth I'm sure.

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Also keep in mind the 24hour time zones. When it is noon in Hawaii, it is approx. midnight in the middle east and vice versa. How can it be noon and midnight simultaneously? It is certainly immpossible with a flat earth and a sun millions of times more massive!
Time zones are human inventions.
However, it can indeed be night and day at the same time, and that's because the earth is big, and the sun moves:
It cannot shine everywhere, you see.. That should be pretty straight-forward.

And how would you, personally, know for a fact that the sun is bigger than the earth?
Visited "space" have you?


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-26-2007, 12:37 PM

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"The earth isn't completely flat at the moment, it's puffed up due to all the water from the flood going into the earth:
The earth does have corners however (Isaiah 11:12 & Revelation 7:1) so it probably looks more like a cube than a sphere.
And nobody here denied that you cannot fall off the earth I'm sure."
Ok! you claim there is water going into the earth! please provide some evidence. and please prove the earth has corners, did that Isaiah guy go into space and see?
You wrote a double negative, quite confusing! You can't fall off the earth.


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"Time zones are human inventions.
However, it can indeed be night and day at the same time, and that's because the earth is big, and the sun moves:
It cannot shine everywhere, you see.. That should be pretty straight-forward."
Yes but if you claim the earth is flat then it should be daytime all the time and the time zone would be the same every where.
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And how would you, personally, know for a fact that the sun is bigger than the earth?
Visited "space" have you?
go on! that was really funny!, no I haven't I'm afraid. But umm... it has been scientifically proven, and it kindof is common sense.

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-26-2007, 12:41 PM

sorry i messed up with the quoting, my tex is in with the quotes!! sorry!
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-26-2007, 01:19 PM

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Ok! you claim there is water going into the earth! please provide some evidence. and please prove the earth has corners, did that Isaiah guy go into space and see?
No, he didn't claim there is water going into the earth, he claimed there had once been. Big difference.
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go on! that was really funny!, no I haven't I'm afraid. But umm... it has been scientifically proven, and it kindof is common sense.
How is it common sense? That thing looks tiny. And at one point, the four humours were considered to have been scientifically proven.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-26-2007, 01:58 PM

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No, he didn't claim there is water going into the earth, he claimed there had once been. Big difference.
How is it common sense? That thing looks tiny. And at one point, the four humours were considered to have been scientifically proven.
Oh, so once upon a time water started "flowing" into the earth, can you expand and explain a little more, I'm very curious about this.

The reason the sun looks tiny is because we are looking at it from a VERY long distance. Just like if you stand on the top of a mountain and look down at people, they look tiny, but aren't really.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 10-25-2010, 06:01 PM

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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-26-2007, 01:21 PM

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Ok! you claim there is water going into the earth! please provide some evidence.
There is no water in the earth?
Never heard of ground water?

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and please prove the earth has corners, did that Isaiah guy go into space and see?
Please prove it doesn't. Have YOU gone into space to see? No, of course not.
And why is Isiah's witness account less reliable than those of your beloved "scientists"?

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You wrote a double negative, quite confusing! You can't fall off the earth.
That's what I said, fool. It's only confusing for the slow of mind:
"Nobody here denied that you cannot fall off the earth."
Thus: We agree that you cannot fall off the earth, we do not deny that fact.
Simple enough english for you?

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Yes but if you claim the earth is flat then it should be daytime all the time and the time zone would be the same every where.
No, as even a flat object has two sides, moron. (An object so flat that it does not have two sides is an impossible, non-existant object.)
It would depend entirely on which side is pointed at the sun!

Try it yourself, hold a book with the front or back towards the sun, does the sun shine on both sides of it?
No, of course not, fool. One side is in shadow.

But the earth is, as I said, not completely flat either... More like a cube.
So stop this sillyness.

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go on! that was really funny!, no I haven't I'm afraid. But umm... it has been scientifically proven, and it kindof is common sense.
Proven? How? And common sense why?
And can you repeat the experiment they did to attain said "fact"?
No, because you don't have one of those 10billion$+ magic rockets, nor permission to "launch" one even if you had the money to get it.

Therefore, they can tell you whatsoever about "space", you have no way of checking if it's right.
Never heard of critical thinking have you?

And yes, this is indeed funny.
You follower of so-called science are very funny in your foolishness:
Astronomists claimed for "a fact" that the sun was inhabited during the 1700's.. !!
Why should I trust them now? Why must science be right NOW?
All previous theories in every scientific field has been wrong after all..
So that's what.. how many percentage of all theories have been incorrect? 99% maybe?
Friend, you're better off playing russian roulette than believing scientists, the chance to get that bullet is alot less than believing an incorrect theory..


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-26-2007, 01:54 PM

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There is no water in the earth?
Never heard of ground water?
Why would you claim there is no water on the earth, of course there is, but your theory that water is flowing into the earth (as if it's coming in from the outside) is false.


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And why is Isiah's witness account less reliable than those of your beloved "scientists"?
What exactly did Isiah witness?


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That's what I said, fool. It's only confusing for the slow of mind:
hey, no need to get worked up, please no hostility.
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"Nobody here denied that you cannot fall off the earth."





No, as even a flat object has two sides, moron. (An object so flat that it does not have two sides is an impossible, non-existant object.)
It would depend entirely on which side is pointed at the sun!
Oh! Are you claiming that the earth is say, for example like a cd, and there are countries on top and countries underneath, on the bottom?
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Try it yourself, hold a book with the front or back towards the sun, does the sun shine on both sides of it?
No, of course not, fool. One side is in shadow.

But the earth is, as I said, not completely flat either... More like a cube.
like a cube? so if the top and bottom of the earth has sun and moon, what about your cube's sides?

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Proven? How? And common sense why?
And can you repeat the experiment they did to attain said "fact"?
No, because you don't have one of those 10billion$+ magic rockets, nor permission to "launch" one even if you had the money to get it.
I'm sure you have a creative imagination, make it? there is nothing stopping you, and if your so certain that your hypothesis is correct then you don't have anything to worry about and you'll do the test! there, thats that sorted.
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Therefore, they can tell you whatsoever about "space", you have no way of checking if it's right.
Yes, we do, we have mathemattics and vast calculations.
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Never heard of critical thinking have you?
hey, thats all I'm doing with you!
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And yes, this is indeed funny.
You follower of so-called science are very funny in your foolishness:
Astronomists claimed for "a fact" that the sun was inhabited during the 1700's.. !!
LOL! that is the funniest joke I've ever heard, good one, I'll use that tonight!, (I hope to God, you are joking!)
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Why should I trust them now? Why must science be right NOW?
All previous theories in every scientific field has been wrong after all..
Ok, lets try and prove all your hypothesis right, okay! so I'm not on the attack any more! Let's see, which all previous theories have been wrong?

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it has been scientifically proven, and it kindof is common sense.
It is scientifically proven that science is proven... circular logic.


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Time zones are human inventions.
However, it can indeed be night and day at the same time, and that's because the earth is big, and the sun moves:
It cannot shine everywhere, you see.. That should be pretty straight-forward.

And how would you, personally, know for a fact that the sun is bigger than the earth?
Visited "space" have you?
The reason it is night and day at the same time on Earth is because God didn't want to desecrate true American Christians with being awake at the same time communist satan worshipper's in japan or Iraq. How would a good Christian not wake up knowing this?! and furthermore it seems that you believe in satan spawned science, which is the least straight forward subject of all time, full of homosexual demon scientist's constantly re writing thier lies of electrocity and gravity due to even dumb athiest's realizing that things don't add up, However the Lord's word is the most straight forward thing of all time as shown here,
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how is this difficult to understand? God never went and rewrote his Teachings because they are the truth. You never have to edit the truth


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The reason it is night and day at the same time on Earth is because God didn't want to desecrate true American Christians with being awake at the same time communist satan worshipper's in japan or Iraq. How would a good Christian not wake up knowing this?! and furthermore it seems that you believe in satan spawned science, which is the least straight forward subject of all time, full of homosexual demon scientist's constantly re writing thier lies of electrocity and gravity due to even dumb athiest's realizing that things don't add up, However the Lord's word is the most straight forward thing of all time as shown here,
There are six things the LORD hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked schemes, feet that are quick to rush into evil, a false witness who pours out lies and a man who stirs up dissension among brothers.- Proverbs 6:16-19
how is this difficult to understand? God never went and rewrote his Teachings because they are the truth. You never have to edit the truth
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-29-2007, 05:59 PM

Listen up, OK! You cannot prove the bible as true! You do not know! We have pictures of outer spae, differing time zones, etc. so shut the piffle up!


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-29-2007, 06:07 PM

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Listen up, OK! You cannot prove the bible as true! You do not know! We have pictures of outer spae, differing time zones, etc. so shut the piffle up!
Listen Bindi, we have all the proof we need.
We have our Bible which is REAL. Jesus is REAL. Persecution of True Christians™ like you is also very REAL.
How do you know your pictures of Outer Space are real? How do you know It's not been done by Servants of Satan just to fool you?
Your turn to shut the piffle up.....whatever that's supposed to mean.



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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-29-2007, 06:55 PM

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Listen up, OK! You cannot prove the bible as true! You do not know! We have pictures of outer spae, differing time zones, etc. so shut the piffle up!
Of course we can prove it's true. It is a rather comprehensive documentary. Go look at one of your pictures from 'space'. Do you see all the water? Have you noticed that no other planet ANYWHERE has water? Well, the earth used to be flat, just like a kitchen sponge. When GOD sent the Flood, He poured water on the earth until he drowned all the sinners, which was everyone except Noah and his family. The earth absorbed all the water it could hold and puffed up to it's present round shape. The extra is still covering three quarters of the earth today! How much more proof do you need? Every place mentioned in the Bible really exists. JESUS HIMSELF was discussed by an old JOO named Flavius Josephus who wrote a couple of books. One is entitled "War of the JOOS" and it is online.

If you don't believe the Bible, how about believing a Roman who cared nothing at all for Christianity! Josephus was the first investigative reported and his records were preserved so dumb bimbos like you can read it yourself. Start here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus

And don't backsass me, you dothead! Hindoos believe in ducks with 6 heads and twelve arms, so who is kidding whom?


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 08-29-2007, 07:11 PM

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Listen up, OK! You cannot prove the bible as true! You do not know! We have pictures of outer spae, differing time zones, etc. so shut the piffle up!
What does a differing time zone look like? Could you post one of these pictures of differing time zones? Frankly, I don't even think blonde dotheads exist, let alone any of this other nonsense.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 10-18-2007, 03:10 AM

I thought that Lucifer caused light to bend and this is why sinners see the Earth as round.
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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 10-18-2007, 04:54 AM

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I thought that Lucifer caused light to bend and this is why sinners see the Earth as round.
You thought wrong. Goodbye.


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Default Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT) - 09-14-2010, 06:47 PM

Well if all Science is Evil then you should not be using a PC or internet at all, so your point would have to be raised via letter and sent out to everyone by not plane or boat, both scientific inventions, nor wheels cos they are scientific as well, perhaps you just better go and hand deliver your message to everyone here. People have been using the basic principles of science for thousands of years, not just in this modern age. Even in the Bible they used wheels, astronomy, and other scientific principles to live by. So get real Mr and think through your arguments on Science before you go and hate everyone!
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