[Sister Kitty]

Re: Your Chance to Kill Beavers.

Why don't you like your penis Billy Bob? Did it not make enough sons for you?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Your Chance to Kill Beavers.

It looks like Mayor Timmy Mahoney might be one of those yellow dog democrats - the kind that might have some Republican blood in them that tries to save the taxpayers some money. Turn beaver killing into a sport and the problem will simply go away.

I might note that capitalism had solved the beaver problem by the end of the 19th Century when hunters and trappers had effectively wiped them out. It's been the pinko-enviro-commies that have brought them back - and before anyone gets on my case about this, note that beavers build "Lodges" just like the New World Order Free Masons.

Contrast this with the "Blue State" Democrats (Obama's Chicago) where they are paying over $4,000 each to remove these pests (just like the messicans that keep coming across the border).

In Chicago, several beavers have returned and made a home near the Lincoln Park's North Pond. The "Lincoln Park Beaver" has not been as well received by the Chicago Park District and the Lincoln Park Conservancy, which was concerned over damage to trees in the area. In March 2009, they hired an exterminator to remove a beaver family using live traps, and accidentally killed the mother when she got caught in a snare and drowned. Relocation costs $4,000–$4,500 per animal. Scott Garrow, District Wildlife Biologist with the Illinois Department of Natural Resources, opined that relocating the beavers may be "a waste of time", as there are records of beaver recolonizing North Pond in Lincoln Park in 1994, 2003, 2004, 2008 and 2009. As of fall 2009, a new beaver lodge has appeared on North Pond's northwest bank.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_beaver

We all know the Franklin Roosevelt was a commie, but even he had some common sense to get some actual work out of the beaver. Now if we could actually teach beavers to take care of our lawns and stop destroying trees we could stop having to use the messicans.

In the 1930s, the U.S. Government put 600 beaver to work alongside the Civilian Conservation Corps in projects to stop soil erosion by streams in Oregon, Washington, Wyoming, and Utah. At the time it was estimated that each beaver, whose initial cost was about $5, completed work worth $300.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_beaver

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Your Chance to Kill Beavers.

It is my understanding that Beavers do not believe in the Risen Christ and categorically reject the Good News when preached to. They must be exterminated.

Chronicles 15:13

That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Your Chance to Kill Beavers.

It is my understanding that Beavers do not believe in the Risen Christ and categorically reject the Good News when preached to. They must be exterminated.

What we True Christians™ are running into everywhere are humans and animals that do not believe in the risen Christ. I've noticed a lot of them, like the letter writer I linked, are women with hyphenated names.

I think I am correct that True Christian™ women always use the names of their fathers or that of their husbands and leave the previous name behind for ever.

In a way, this beaver hunt is a metaphor for the entire battle for Jesus.