[Didymus Much]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

I probably would've answered your stupid question if it weren't for that 700 second waiting time I have...

So a 700 second delay prevents you from answering for nearly ten hours? Riiiight.

Btw: the delay is meant to encourage you to formulate a properly thought-out answer. As 700 seconds is obviously insufficient in your case, it may be adjusted accordingly.

... Now I will answer your question. You can't make a rock form to a fish....dumbass.

Exactly (feeble "insult" overlooked). Evolution doesn't even attempt to answer the big question, "How did life originate?" The Bible does.

[TheEventHorizon]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

This guy keeps flip-flopping all over the place. First God existed for a short time, then He never did. First there was evolution, now it doesn't work. Now the monkey and hair thing? I wonder if this is a middle school student trying to pull a prank because surely an adult can't be that confused.

Really? Are you illiterate? Your stupidity enrages me. And as far as I've seen I know I have a superior intelligence than nearly everyone on the forums. I wouldn't blame you though for the hair thing though. I meant thicker and larger amounts of hair. Age barely has nothing to do with intelligence. By the way you're only confused because you have the intelligence of a simple minded person who's been abolished from being allowed to learn how to read.

[TheEventHorizon]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

So a 700 second delay prevents you from answering for nearly ten hours? Riiiight.

Btw: the delay is meant to encourage you to formulate a properly thought-out answer. As 700 seconds is obviously insufficient in your case, it may be adjusted accordingly.



Exactly (feeble "insult" overlooked). Evolution doesn't even attempt to answer the big question, "How did life originate?" The Bible does.

Nope, I had many more questions that required much more effort to be put into it. I'd rather post long meaningful answers to blabbering idiots than to wright a short, simple answer to that idiot.

[Didymus Much]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Really? Are you illiterate?...

Ok, Einstein, how would she read and post on a webforum if she was illiterate?

... Your stupidity enrages me...

I'm sure yours just saddens the True Christians(tm), as it does me.

...Age barely has nothing to do with intelligence...

Age has nothing to do with intelligence, but it does allow for maturity and education, little of either of which you've demonstrated so far.

...By the way you're only confused because you have the intelligence of a simple minded person who's been abolished from being allowed to learn how to read.

Please Wiki "ad hominem", and learn that using fallacious arguments and petty personal attacks do no good for your credibility.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Really? Are you illiterate? Your stupidity enrages me. And as far as I've seen I know I have a superior intelligence than nearly everyone on the forums. I wouldn't blame you though for the hair thing though. I meant thicker and larger amounts of hair. Age barely has nothing to do with intelligence. By the way you're only confused because you have the intelligence of a simple minded person who's been abolished from being allowed to learn how to read.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

I probably would've answered your stupid question if it weren't for that 700 second waiting time I have. Now I will answer your question. You can't make a rock form to a fish....dumbass.

You are clearly not a 'dumbass' as you have consistently shown that you can speak out of you arse very well indeed.

As intelligence isn't your 'thing' I will break the question down into manageable chunks. I don't normally need to do this but you are 'special'.

First there was nothing but rocks, yes?

Then there were creatures (including fishes), yes?

So at some stage the non living things like rocks became living things like fish, yes?

Now what I am asking you is how did that happen? If you don't know the answer and you are relying on faith just say but don't have another hissy fit.



Of course the correct answer is simple,

Genesis 1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

YIC

Jack

[TheEventHorizon]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

You are clearly not a 'dumbass' as you have consistently shown that you can speak out of you arse very well indeed.

As intelligence isn't your 'thing' I will break the question down into manageable chunks. I don't normally need to do this but you are 'special'.

First there was nothing but rocks, yes?

Then there were creatures (including fishes), yes?

So at some stage the non living things like rocks became living things like fish, yes?

Now what I am asking you is how did that happen? If you don't know the answer and you are relying on faith just say but don't have another hissy fit.



Of course the correct answer is simple,

Genesis 1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

YIC

Jack

WRONG WRONG WRONG! ROCKS DID NOT BECOME FISH! As far as I know what happened was that meteorites fell to the earth. They were carrying water but since space is cold the water would've obviously been in the form of ice. At this time though earth was quite hot since there was lots molten rock and lava. It would've been a place that was inhabitable to live in as the planet didn't have the conditions to support life. However thanks to the meteorites that brought water with them life could emerge millions of years later in the form of single celled organisms.

[Noah Sole]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

WRONG WRONG WRONG! ROCKS DID NOT BECOME FISH! As far as I know what happened was that meteorites fell to the earth. They were carrying water but since space is cold the water would've obviously been in the form of ice. At this time though earth was quite hot since there was lots molten rock and lava. It would've been a place that was inhabitable to live in as the planet didn't have the conditions to support life. However thanks to the meteorites that brought water with them life could emerge millions of years later in the form of single celled organisms.

Just because mummy tells you fairy stories at night to get you off to sleep doesn't mean they are true

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

WRONG WRONG WRONG! ROCKS DID NOT BECOME FISH! As far as I know what happened was that meteorites fell to the earth. They were carrying water but since space is cold the water would've obviously been in the form of ice. At this time though earth was quite hot since there was lots molten rock and lava. It would've been a place that was inhabitable to live in as the planet didn't have the conditions to support life. However thanks to the meteorites that brought water with them life could emerge millions of years later in the form of single celled organisms.

Completely dodged the question.

Ok, so we have wet rocks. How did life come from wet rocks?

Something not alive became something alive. How?

YIC

Jack

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Brother Jack, around this time they start talking about "primordial soup" or some such nonsense.

Many years ago, I decided to try a little experiment: I went to the supermarket and got one can of every soup they had (except for some joo matzo ball stuff), opened them up and left them in the yard to see if any of them would spontaneously sprout new life.

Well, of course that didn't happen, but I did end up shooting 7 raccoons and a feral cat that kept trying to eat the soup!



YiC,

Zech

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Brother Jack, around this time they start talking about "primordial soup" or some such nonsense.

Many years ago, I decided to try a little experiment: I went to the supermarket and got one can of every soup they had (except for some joo matzo ball stuff), opened them up and left them in the yard to see if any of them would spontaneously sprout new life.

Well, of course that didn't happen, but I did end up shooting 7 raccoons and a feral cat that kept trying to eat the soup!



YiC,

Zech

I believe that 'scientists' are trying to cook primordial soup to see if they get life. It has never happened.

If it did what would it prove? It would prove that intelligence is needed, therefore God exists!

As you say Brother Zech,

Jesus wins again.

[Noah Sole]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Brother Jack, around this time they start talking about "primordial soup" or some such nonsense.

Many years ago, I decided to try a little experiment: I went to the supermarket and got one can of every soup they had (except for some joo matzo ball stuff), opened them up and left them in the yard to see if any of them would spontaneously sprout new life.

Well, of course that didn't happen, but I did end up shooting 7 raccoons and a feral cat that kept trying to eat the soup!



YiC,

Zech

Brother, Primordial Soup is not nonsense, I have some in my cupboard.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Brother, Primordial Soup is not nonsense, I have some in my cupboard.

Cool! my son wants a hamster. Maybe one of the atheists can tell us how long you have to cook it? Make sure you keep an eye on it. I don't want you to leave it too long and find you have a hippo in your kitchen

YIC

Jack

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Cool! my son wants a hamster. Maybe one of the atheists can tell us how long you have to cook it? Make sure you keep an eye on it. I don't want you to leave it too long and find you have a hippo in your kitchen

YIC

Jack

This reminds me of the time my son started talking about evolution and would not stop. One of the reasons we homeschool is so these lies and conspiracies won't confuse our children, but one of the neighborhood children talked about it incessantly. Mr. Etheldreda decided to teach our boy once and for all about Satan's lie. Mr. Nibbles, our son's pet hamster, was placed in a fish tank filled with water. There was of course no escape. My sons watched (and dare say, probably prayed, ironically enough), but Mr. Nibbles never did evolve gills with which to breath and survive. So much for adapting to one's environment. It was a painful lesson for the boys but they learned never to trust neighborhood kids' babble if it isn't in the Bible.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

This reminds me of the time my son started talking about evolution and would not stop. One of the reasons we homeschool is so these lies and conspiracies won't confuse our children, but one of the neighborhood children talked about it incessantly. Mr. Etheldreda decided to teach our boy once and for all about Satan's lie. Mr. Nibbles, our son's pet hamster, was placed in a fish tank filled with water. There was of course no escape. My sons watched (and dare say, probably prayed, ironically enough), but Mr. Nibbles never did evolve gills with which to breath and survive. So much for adapting to one's environment. It was a painful lesson for the boys but they learned never to trust neighborhood kids' babble if it isn't in the Bible.

That was a good experiment and pretty similar to what atheists believe. The think fish climbed out of the sea and grew lungs .

They say evolution is a slow process but how would this work? How would a fish grow lungs? Evolution is about the survival of the fittest, the fittest fish stayed in the water. The fish that thought that they would go for a walk on the beach were dead in a minute or so. How did they pass on their genes?

Atheists are stupid.

YIC

Jack