[James Hutchins]

I've heard from quite a few scholars on this very subject over a round of Texas Hold 'Em with some of the Pastors at the Landovers Mens' Club.
These scholars and Pastors have devoted their lives to Biblical Proofs and as such, have 'seen it all'. Almost unanimously, they feel the Hungarian and most commies have tiny penises due to the potato diet and resulting tight rectums.
I did not quite understand all the technical jargon and even with visual aids, did not fully understand but over and over, I was told the words 'fit and finish'. I've never witnessed a man wear little more than a pair of leather chaps mounting another man, fully penetrating and repeatedly thrusting to explode a mixture of sweat, tobacco juice, cheap gin and Man Seed© deep in the confines of a mans' colon. To be honest, I could never even imagine it.

[Theenlightened]

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OMG How can one be such a schizoprenic insecure nutjob? I honestly have no words for this. If someone told you Ameritards, that the earth is flat would you also believe that? Oh wait, nevermind. 🤣🤣🤣
Looks like next to having a small penis, having less cranial matter than a piece of rock is an even bigger heavenly virtue isn't it? For real though you should also cut off that stub you call a penis while you're at it. It would prevent wastes of space like you from reproducing and most importantly it would make daddy jesus very proud of you.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Theenlightened

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OMG How can one be such a schizoprenic insecure nutjob? I honestly have no words for this. If someone told you Ameritards, that the earth is flat would you also believe that? Oh wait, nevermind. 🤣🤣🤣
Looks like next to having a small penis, having less cranial matter than a piece of rock is an even bigger heavenly virtue isn't it? For real though you should also cut off that stub you call a penis while you're at it. It would prevent wastes of space like you from reproducing and most importantly it would make daddy jesus very proud of you.

You surely must know that even if I wanted to cut off my male appendage (obviously, it is a tantalizingly attractive prospect to escape my marital duties), Jesus would never approve that.

Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Who are you anyway? It does seem that you are an example of Ezekiel 23:20, perhaps? Even if you are a sodomite (as it seems), we can help you. God hates you, we don't. With our advice you can Repent, gain a ticket to Heaven and secure a standard, albeit too prestigious, place at the feet of Christ!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Theenlightened]

YOU are the sodomite! YOU are the one who is constantly obsessed with another man's sexual orientation, [*** LINK TO DISGUSTING PORN SITE REMOVED BY CONSCIENTIOUS MODERATOR ***] ect. What's next? So no, I'm the one whose life revolves around whining constantly. It's you and your god who would send me to hell for not accepting that God Almighty knows that I deserve to burn for all of eternity.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Theenlightened

YOU are the sodomite! YOU are the one who is constantly obsessed with another man's sexual orientation, [*** LINK TO DISGUSTING PORN SITE REMOVED BY CONSCIENTIOUS MODERATOR ***] ect. What's next? So no, I'm the one whose life revolves around whining constantly. It's you and your god who would send me to hell for not accepting that God Almighty knows that I deserve to burn for all of eternity.

Reading this sentence, I have an image of you circling a large, round table and muttering under your breath. . . And for some reason, you are spinning on your own axis while making your laps around the table. Try not to get dizzy.

[Theenlightened]

What? Im sorry babe, but it seems you have forgotten to take your normal pills.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Theenlightened

YOU are the sodomite! YOU are the one who is constantly obsessed with another man's sexual orientation, [*** LINK TO DISGUSTING PORN SITE REMOVED BY CONSCIENTIOUS MODERATOR ***] ect. What's next? So no, I'm the one whose life revolves around whining constantly. It's you and your god who would send me to hell for not accepting that God Almighty knows that I deserve to burn for all of eternity.

Of course we are obsessed. Many of us have struggled with perversions but overcome them by the Grace of God. Denying your sinful instincts obviously makes your life on earth miserable. But. It. Supposed. To. Be. That. Way! Praise!

Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

Many men - perhaps most - might find mundane pleasure and decades of happiness in the arms of a strong Caucasian muscular youth, but our life is supposed to be awful - Jesus wants it to be that way. Once we are in Heaven we'll have an eternity of Bliss to compensate. I am praying that Jesus show Himself to your dark heart, too!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[James Hutchins]

I last posted in this thread in 2017, four years ago.

No a single solitary night has passed where the visualization of strapping young, virile Hungarian boys writing about in a pile of oiled and sweaty bodies, plunging deep into any available orifice fills my every thought.

It is a good thing I am a God Fearing™ Christian.

[Theenlightened]

That's a bit large commitment to make don't you think? Am I really supposed to throw my entire life away and cause much suffering to my loved ones? Werent you guys about spreading love? Im sorry, but i need to hear a bit more convincing argument than a sentence a guy said 2000 years ago. Do you get what im saying? Im trying to be as humble with you right now as much as my stomach allows it before I throw up in disgust. Have you ever considered the possibility that you are wrong about this? What then? You have suffered, made others suffer, commited countles atrocities all in vain?
Do you still think you are the good guys?

[Theenlightened]

I am a repressed homosexual.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Theenlightened

That's a bit large commitment to make don't you think? Am I really supposed to throw my entire life away and cause much suffering to my loved ones? Werent you guys about spreading love? Im sorry, but i need to hear a bit more convincing argument than a sentence a guy said 2000 years ago. Do you get what im saying? Im trying to be as humble with you right now as much as my stomach allows it before I throw up in disgust. Have you ever considered the possibility that you are wrong about this? What then? You have suffered, made others suffer, commited countles atrocities all in vain?
Do you still think you are the good guys?

Oh, yes, dear Miss Theen; we do consider ourselves to be the "good guys" (and ladies). How could we be anything else — when we are following the so faithfully and truthfully?

John 8:12 "Then spake again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life."

John 10:27 " My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:"

I Peter 2:21 "For even hereunto were ye called: because also suffered for us, leaving us an example, that ye should follow steps:"

[Theenlightened]

That's it? Just because Jesus said so? And? If I say i'm the REAL son of god, would you belive me? If so why not? Why does 's word more trustworthy than anyone else's? Did you see him? Hear him? Why are you so convinced? Is it really worth throwing your life, dignity, joy, honest feelings, love, everything away just because someone said something 2000 years ago? Hmm?

[Theenlightened]

Oh and by the way, would you stop writing in my name? Do you have no honor? How would you feel if someone masqueradeing as you said you are a lesbian? You would have pissed yourself ten times already afraid that daddy jesus wont forgive you.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Theenlightened

That's it? Just because Jesus said so? And? If I say i'm the REAL son of god, would you belive me? If so why not? Why does 's word more trustworthy than anyone else's? Did you see him? Hear him? Why are you so convinced? Is it really worth throwing your life, dignity, joy, honest feelings, love, everything away just because someone said something 2000 years ago? Hmm?

Dear Miss Theen: I will be thanking you to not take the lightly; and, to kindly refrain from making flippant remarks on .

Kindly study these precious verses, and you shall find the answer very quickly!

II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of , and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

John 14:6 " saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

[Theenlightened]

"I am right because I said Im right, now shut up" is not a proof neither an argument.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Theenlightened

"I am right because I said Im right, now shut up" is not a proof neither an argument.

Well, tell that to the when you stand before on your appointed time in the Halls of Judgment!

Matthew 7:23 "And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity."

Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:"

If you would give your life to , in true repentance, He will forgive you from your disgusting sins. And, then, you will have no worries about roasting in for eternity (which you deserve — so assuredly — because of your rebellious, sinful nature).

Once you are saved, the second part of the next verse will apply to you, and not the first part!

Matthew 25:46 "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal."

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Theenlightened

"I am right because I said Im right, now shut up" is not a proof neither an argument.

She didn't do that.


She said, "The Bible says I'm right about what the Bible says", and then provided the proof of what the Bible says.


You're the one who's offered nothing but personal opinion.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Theenlightened

That's a bit large commitment to make don't you think? Am I really supposed to throw my entire life away and cause much suffering to my loved ones? Werent you guys about spreading love? Im sorry, but i need to hear a bit more convincing argument than a sentence a guy said 2000 years ago. Do you get what im saying? Im trying to be as humble with you right now as much as my stomach allows it before I throw up in disgust. Have you ever considered the possibility that you are wrong about this? What then? You have suffered, made others suffer, commited countles atrocities all in vain?
Do you still think you are the good guys?

Of course we are 'the good guys'. God loves us. He hates the sinner as does everyone. But we will try as hard as we can to provide them with a path to His Love®.

A short 100 years in servitude is nothing compared to eternal bliss.

Originally Posted by Theenlightened

I am a repressed homosexual.

And you wonder why you are miserable. You are far from 'enlightened'. More like burdened with self loathing.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Theenlightened

That's a bit large commitment to make don't you think? Am I really supposed to throw my entire life away and cause much suffering to my loved ones?

Yes.

Werent you guys about spreading love?

No. We are about spreading God's Word the way it is written in the Bible.

Im sorry, but i need to hear a bit more convincing argument than a sentence a guy said 2000 years ago. Do you get what im saying?

I do. You reject the Bible as the Word of God. That is your right, this is why God gave you free will. Our duty is to simply to inform you that you made the wrong choice and will be burning in Hell for eternity.

Have you ever considered the possibility that you are wrong about this?

Not really. Christianity is the most wide-spread religion of the world, and that many millions of people simply cannot be wrong.

Originally Posted by Theenlightened

That's it? Just because Jesus said so? And? If I say i'm the REAL son of god, would you belive me?

We are all children of God:

Galatians 3:26 - For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.

Why does 's word more trustworthy than anyone else's? Did you see him? Hear him? Why are you so convinced? Is it really worth throwing your life, dignity, joy, honest feelings, love, everything away just because someone said something 2000 years ago? Hmm?

Because the Holy Bible says so. As a Christian I have to believe that the Bible is 100% true Word of God. If I didn't, I wouldn't be Christian.

[Theenlightened]

Im the one fantasizing about homosexual hungarian boys putting certain things in orifices. One of your honorless rat nutjob keeps editing my replies, very mature christian of them. I don't know why im still arguing with you, you can't be reasoned with. You only know how to fear and hate. Real love, reason and the sorts are not comprehensible for you. Maybe Comrade Stalin had the right idea about your kind.