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    List of Catholic gods

    Brother King has asked how many gods the Catholics worship, and to be honest, I've lost count. So that we can better know the enemies of Jesus, let's compile a list of what the mackerel snappers worship. Feel free to post your entries.
    • Dagon
    • The Blessed Virgin Semiramis Mary
    • The death cookie
    • The popes (even Alexander VI)
    • Altar-boy butts
    • Any Near Eastern, Graeco-Roman, or Celtic deity that they can re-brand as a Romanist "saint"
    • A grilled-cheese sandwich with a scorch mark that happens to resemble any of the above
    • last, but not least, Satan


    Mr. Mo, Mr. Rast, and the Martian sisters, feel free to tell us what you worship, since we know it isn't Jesus.
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    Each and every pederast priest, since they address them all with a title reserved for Our Father.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #3
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      And they all serve the greatest Catholic god of them all: Mammon.

      And as we all know, ye cannot serve God and mammon. (Matt. 6:24)
      A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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      • #4
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        Baal, a Babylonian sun demon, is the central object of worship in the Catholic faith.
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        • #5
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          You will be laughed at if you go ask any Catholic priest how many gods they have.

          It's one God. Lets stop making up stuff, okay?

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          • #6
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            Which one?
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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Dancing With Myself View Post
              You will be laughed at if you go ask any Catholic priest how many gods they have.

              It's one God. Lets stop making up stuff, okay?
              That's just nonsense. Cathylicks have many "gods" and minor deities that they pray to and ask for intercession. They are constantly making up new ones – it's called "canonization". The latest one they are working on is Mother Teresa. They are called "saints" and they make statues of them, light candles, and venerate them just like other "pagan" religions.
              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
              ...and get off my lawn
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              • #8
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                Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                That's just nonsense. Cathylicks have many "gods" and minor deities that they pray to and ask for intercession. They are constantly making up new ones – it's called "canonization". The latest one they are working on is Mother Teresa. They are called "saints" and they make statues of them, light candles, and venerate them just like other "pagan" religions.
                Not really, no.

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                • #9
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                  In addition to drawing attributes from Semiramis, the "Virgin Mary" is also based on Venus.

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by Dancing With Myself View Post
                    Not really, no.
                    So are you saying that Catholics do NOT make statues and stained glass windows of "saints", and light candles to them, and pray to them (asking for intercession)?
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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Dancing With Myself View Post
                      You will be laughed at if you go ask any Catholic priest how many gods they have.

                      It's one God. Lets stop making up stuff, okay?
                      Yes, they would say that. Look at how long they denied their kiddy-fiddling scandal.
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                      • #12
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                        Im catholica and I worship God the holy spirit and Jesus and do you even know why we pray to saints?

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by noob2kill View Post
                          do you even know why we pray to saints?
                          Because you hate God.

                          Okay, do tell us your reason why you pray to saints. Be sure you take into account the following:

                          1 Tim. 2:5: For [there is] one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus.
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                          • #14
                            Re: List of Catholic gods

                            Sorry, but praying to saints is not as prevelant in my Church as many other churches, but I can explain the purpose of canonization if that is any help. We canonize people in our congregation that provide a strong example of how to live in Christ. We hope that if we can bring attention to those who have exemplified Christ in their life to those struggling in their faith, we may have a chance to enlighten them more.
                            John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by St.Plompy View Post
                              Sorry, but praying to saints is not as prevelant in my Church as many other churches, but I can explain the purpose of canonization if that is any help. We canonize people in our congregation that provide a strong example of how to live in Christ. We hope that if we can bring attention to those who have exemplified Christ in their life to those struggling in their faith, we may have a chance to enlighten them more.
                              No you don't. You "cannonize" dead papist scum because your dark master satan has commanded it. You are a member of the false church of the whore of babylon, and you will have alot to answer for when you appear on bended knee in front of Jesus on Judgement Day.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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