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  • #46
    Re: Support Joseph Kony

    Let the banning commence.

    You people are in dire need of help. I hope to be near any of you, especially you Pastor Ezekiel, when you die. That way you can hear my laughter as you realize there is no heaven, God, or Hell. The way you treat people is terrible, you are supporting Joseph Kony, and you think you have some righteous mission to cleanse the world of filth. You should start by cleansing yourselves, as clearly you are unclean. The earth is not flat, gravity is real, women are not property, and rock music is not made by Satan. Hopefully some people here will be able to get out of their downward spiral to doom and despair, but it's doubtful given the restrains you place on these poor people. Darwin was not a communist as he died before Communism as you know it took hold. I also like how you have an ex-gay teaching little boys. Nothing strange happening there. Nope, not at all. I hope all of you have a wonderful day on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way Galaxy, as the universe expands ever onwards towards its eventual end.

    Oh, Pastor Ezekiel is an ignorant fool who hides behind his Bible to feel superior. He probably gets sodomized in the bathroom every Sunday but he'd never admit it.

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    • #47
      Re: Support Joseph Kony

      Originally posted by Arbruk View Post
      Let the banning commence.

      You people are in dire need of help. I hope to be near any of you, especially you Pastor Ezekiel, when you die. That way you can hear my laughter as you realize there is no heaven, God, or Hell. The way you treat people is terrible, you are supporting Joseph Kony, and you think you have some righteous mission to cleanse the world of filth. You should start by cleansing yourselves, as clearly you are unclean. The earth is not flat, gravity is real, women are not property, and rock music is not made by Satan. Hopefully some people here will be able to get out of their downward spiral to doom and despair, but it's doubtful given the restrains you place on these poor people. Darwin was not a communist as he died before Communism as you know it took hold. I also like how you have an ex-gay teaching little boys. Nothing strange happening there. Nope, not at all. I hope all of you have a wonderful day on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way Galaxy, as the universe expands ever onwards towards its eventual end.

      Oh, Pastor Ezekiel is an ignorant fool who hides behind his Bible to feel superior. He probably gets sodomized in the bathroom every Sunday but he'd never admit it.
      Any time someone tells you that atheists don't need the moral guidance provided by God in the Bible, think about the pure cruelty and unbridled hatred in the post above.



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • #48
        Re: Support Joseph Kony

        Originally posted by colemanstryker View Post
        Let the banning commence.

        You people are in dire need of help. I hope to be near any of you, especially you Pastor Ezekiel, when you die. That way you can hear my laughter as you realize there is no heaven, God, or Hell. The way you treat people is terrible, you are supporting Joseph Kony, and you think you have some righteous mission to cleanse the world of filth. You should start by cleansing yourselves, as clearly you are unclean. The earth is not flat, gravity is real, women are not property, and rock music is not made by Satan. Hopefully some people here will be able to get out of their downward spiral to doom and despair, but it's doubtful given the restrains you place on these poor people. Darwin was not a communist as he died before Communism as you know it took hold. I also like how you have an ex-gay teaching little boys. Nothing strange happening there. Nope, not at all. I hope all of you have a wonderful day on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way Galaxy, as the universe expands ever onwards towards its eventual end.

        Oh, Pastor Ezekiel is an ignorant fool who hides behind his Bible to feel superior. He probably gets sodomized in the bathroom every Sunday but he'd never admit it.
        Dear Godmocking Atheist Scum;

        Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
        5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
        5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
        Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

        YIC,

        --Pastor Ezekiel
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #49
          Re: Support Joseph Kony

          Originally posted by Orient View Post
          Just kidding, all of you are piffleing retards. Don't even know what it means to be a Christian. I'm an Atheist and I know how to be a better Christian. LONG LIVE THE FROG LORD!
          Please provide Biblical proof that anything I said goes against the teaching of our Lord.
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          • #50
            Re: Support Joseph Kony

            Originally posted by colemanstryker View Post
            Let the banning commence.

            You people are in dire need of help. I hope to be near any of you, especially you Pastor Ezekiel, when you die. That way you can hear my laughter as you realize there is no heaven, God, or Hell. The way you treat people is terrible, you are supporting Joseph Kony, and you think you have some righteous mission to cleanse the world of filth. You should start by cleansing yourselves, as clearly you are unclean. The earth is not flat, gravity is real, women are not property, and rock music is not made by Satan. Hopefully some people here will be able to get out of their downward spiral to doom and despair, but it's doubtful given the restrains you place on these poor people. Darwin was not a communist as he died before Communism as you know it took hold. I also like how you have an ex-gay teaching little boys. Nothing strange happening there. Nope, not at all. I hope all of you have a wonderful day on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way Galaxy, as the universe expands ever onwards towards its eventual end.

            Oh, Pastor Ezekiel is an ignorant fool who hides behind his Bible to feel superior. He probably gets sodomized in the bathroom every Sunday but he'd never admit it.
            The Bible supports none of what you have said. Why do you reject the Holy Bible and its teachings?
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • #51
              Re: Support Joseph Kony

              Doesn't the bible say..?

              1 Thessalonians 4:3
              For this is the will of God, even your sanctification, that ye should abstain from fornication:



              I'm not allowed by god to have sex with anyone other than my (future) wife. I would never dream of it! Why are sex slaves permitted?

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              • #52
                Re: Support Joseph Kony

                Originally posted by LMartinez View Post
                ! Why are sex slaves permitted?
                That's just liberal propaganda.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #53
                  Re: Support Joseph Kony

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  That's just liberal propaganda.

                  So, if I become a Christian, I can have slaves?
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • #54
                    Re: Support Joseph Kony

                    Originally posted by logo73 View Post
                    So, if I become a Christian, I can have slaves?
                    Of course! If it's legal in your area.

                    Please see Romans 13:1 for guidance.

                    YiC,

                    Zech
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                    • #55
                      Re: Support Joseph Kony

                      Originally posted by logo73 View Post
                      So, if I become a Christian, I can have slaves?
                      Of course you can! After all, the bible is God's "literal" word, no need to pick and choose statements, especially if they're all true!. Personally, I think its rather wrong and inhumane to own slaves, just as it is to support a genocidal maniac who tears children from their loving parents and family, even sometimes forcing the kid to kill the parents him/herself, only cause Kony believes in God!

                      I really can't begin to comprehend how people would actually support such horrendous acts such as the ones Kony are actively responsible for, only just because he's a believer. He can say Meshuggah is his favorite band all he wants but I'd still be enthusiastic for his capture and "neutralization". Which I'm quite confident will happen, no matter how long it takes, his luck will run out!
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Support Joseph Kony

                        Originally posted by Rational Gaze View Post
                        Of course you can! After all, the bible is God's "literal" word, no need to pick and choose statements, especially if they're all true!. Personally, I think its rather wrong and inhumane to own slaves, just as it is to support a genocidal maniac who tears children from their loving parents and family, even sometimes forcing the kid to kill the parents him/herself, only cause Kony believes in God!

                        I really can't begin to comprehend how people would actually support such horrendous acts such as the ones Kony are actively responsible for, only just because he's a believer. He can say Meshuggah is his favorite band all he wants but I'd still be enthusiastic for his capture and "neutralization". Which I'm quite confident will happen, no matter how long it takes, his luck will run out!
                        Meshuggah? Is that some joo band?



                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
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                        • #57
                          Re: Support Joseph Kony

                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                          Meshuggah? Is that some joo band?



                          Yours in Christ,

                          Z. Smyth
                          Indeed, yiddish for 'crazy' and a fitting name for a Swedish metal band that is, well crazy. Hypothetically speaking, I was saying that even if Kony supported something that I approve of myself, it is by no means justification for his acts of terrorism. That leads down a bad road, a belief in God does not justify heinous deeds.
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • #58
                            Re: Support Joseph Kony

                            Originally posted by Rational Gaze View Post
                            Indeed, yiddish for 'crazy' and a fitting name for a Swedish metal band that is, well crazy. Hypothetically speaking, I was saying that even if Kony supported something that I approve of myself, it is by no means justification for his acts of terrorism. That leads down a bad road, a belief in God does not justify heinous deeds.
                            If said deeds are condoned and sanctified by God, they are not heinous. See below:

                            Originally posted by God in theKJV1611

                            Numbers 31:1-18

                            1*And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying,

                            2*Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites: afterward shalt thou be gathered unto thy people.

                            3*And Moses spake unto the people, saying, Arm some of yourselves unto the war, and let them go against the Midianites, and avenge the Lord of Midian.

                            4*Of every tribe a thousand, throughout all the tribes of Israel, shall ye send to the war.

                            5*So there were delivered out of the thousands of Israel, a thousand of every tribe, twelve thousand armed for war.

                            6*And Moses sent them to the war, a thousand of every tribe, them and Phinehas the son of Eleazar the priest, to the war, with the holy instruments, and the trumpets to blow in his hand.

                            7*And they warred against the Midianites, as the Lord commanded Moses; and they slew all the males.

                            8*And they slew the kings of Midian, beside the rest of them that were slain; namely, Evi, and Rekem, and Zur, and Hur, and Reba, five kings of Midian: Balaam also the son of Beor they slew with the sword.

                            9*And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones, and took the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods.

                            10*And they burnt all their cities wherein they dwelt, and all their goodly castles, with fire.

                            11*And they took all the spoil, and all the prey, both of men and of beasts.

                            12*And they brought the captives, and the prey, and the spoil, unto Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and unto the congregation of the children of Israel, unto the camp at the plains of Moab, which are by Jordan near Jericho.

                            13*And Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the congregation, went forth to meet them without the camp.

                            14*And Moses was wroth with the officers of the host, with the captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, which came from the battle.

                            15*And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive?

                            16*Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the Lord in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the Lord.

                            17*Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

                            18*But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
                            And it gets even more specific after that, talking about all the people that God helped the Jews kill and all the loot they plundered. See, killing and plundering and keeping the virgins for yourself is fine as long as it's done in the name of God. Does that help?
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                            • #59
                              Re: Support Joseph Kony

                              Bless Kony, giving needing children a job. Kony for President 2012 everyone.
                              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                              • #60
                                Re: Support Joseph Kony

                                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                                See, killing and plundering and keeping the virgins for yourself is fine as long as it's done in the name of God. Does that help?
                                This.

                                If God says to drive a bulldozer into a crowded shopping centre while heaving breezeblocks onto the heads of injured men and non virgin women then that is a fundementally moral and ethical thing to do.

                                After all the 613 moral and ethical statutes we hold dear come from the Bible (KJV1611) and this is God's Holy Word©.

                                Nuff said.

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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