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  • #16
    Re: God Hates England

    Further evidence that England is a cesspool of sin and extreme perversion: THIS man likes to fornicate with cars!

    I can't imagine that Jesus would approve...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #17
      Re: God Hates England

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Further evidence that England is a cesspool of sin and extreme perversion: THIS man likes to fornicate with cars!

      I can't imagine that Jesus would approve...

      Sheesh what a sick, perverted homer.

      Gives a new meaning to "taking it up the tail pipe" doesn't it.

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      • #18
        Re: God Hates England

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        As everyone knows, homerism is rampant in the godless U.K. Now it seems that the sodomite recruitment program has focused on pre-teens, as THIS story of perversion illustrates.



        Well of COURSE its an illness! And JESUS is the cure! This story just makes me sick. But there is one ray of hope: the perverted chopping and slicing of these joo doctors is REVERSIBLE! Let us all pray hard that Jesus will intervene to save this boy from a life of bleeding from his genitals and and afterlife of eternal torment in hell.
        Pastor, maybe a different and compassionate way around this "unfortunate" person's problem would be to convert them to True Christianity™ after all, Jesus© loves a Eunuch.
        I'm sure the trivial matter of wearing dresses and other Ladies clothing could be cured with a good Ministering?

        As for that person Fornicating with cars, I can only say that looking at his choice of partner, the Guy simply has no taste. There was only one American Automobile on his list. No Hummer, no Cadillac and poor SUV must be really feeling forgotten!!
        This is nearly as bad as hearing about those Dykes on Bikes who get their "Jollies" by buying a Harley Davidson Motorcycle so they can have the sensation of something Big and powerful between their Heathen thighs.

        Jesus© weeps

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • #19
          Re: God Hates England

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Further evidence that England is a cesspool of sin and extreme perversion: THIS man likes to fornicate with cars!

          I can't imagine that Jesus would approve...
          Originally posted by The Sun (NOT The Son)
          Chris said: “It’s all about imagination and creativity. There’s more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay.”
          And he bragged: “I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded.
          “The firm never asked why — but I loved the view while she was up on the ramp and they were working on her. I love all aspects of cars. Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.”
          Well, as long as he's not going too far...
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #20
            Re: God Hates England

            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
            Pastor, maybe a different and compassionate way around this "unfortunate" person's problem would be to convert them to True Christianity™ after all, Jesus© loves a Eunuch.
            I'm sure the trivial matter of wearing dresses and other Ladies clothing could be cured with a good Ministering?
            I agree with Sister T, however, we are talking about a non-American here, so we must assume he is a victim of the Homoeuropean Phenomenon. In Europe, homosexuality, bestiality, even wounded pigeon is considered normal sex . . . so this car thing is not taken seriously, rather, it is treated as a joke as witnessed in this video.

            The only solution (in my expert opinion) is to offer refuge to all Baptist Eurohomers and let our Godly US Marine Corps clean up the mess. DISGUSTED GLENDORA
            Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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            • #21
              Re: God Hates England

              Apparently, things have degenerated so badly in Godless England that a dothead professor has designed a "game" the is supposed to "get your ready" for the vile heathenistic life of an average brit. THIS goes completely against God's word, as it is clearly aimed at desensitizing normal people to the revolting debauchery they are bound to witness on the streets of the UK.

              All they need is the Holy Bible, and Jesus will clean up all the scum who reject Him.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #22
                Re: God Hates England

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                THIS story is simply revolting. A day care center (i.e., some communist child corral for pagan hippie mothers who can't be bothered to raise their own children), is being sued because they attempted to teach songs about Jesus to the ignorant, abused and neglected polack children in their care. As with all things British, it is a mess.



                This is just obscene. It is surely true that God Hates England.
                If the name of the place contains the word "Christian" then ou would expect it to be religiously based. Parents ought to be able to figure that one out.

                But if you're going to operate as a religious group, or under the umbrella of a religious group, then you should not be eligible for government funding in the first place.

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                • #23
                  Re: God Hates England

                  Let's face it; this causes me some shock, as well:

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                  • #24
                    Re: God Hates England

                    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                    Let's face it; this causes me some shock, as well:

                    Yes, it's true. They really ought to hang a sign over the Channel Tunnel:
                    "Welcome to England. WARNING: May contain emos."
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #25
                      Re: God Hates England

                      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                      Let's face it; this causes me some shock, as well:


                      Yes, she really should be using a straw to drink from a can.

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                      • #26
                        Re: God Hates England

                        Originally posted by Phoenix Risen View Post
                        Yes, she really should be using a straw to drink from a can.
                        You think that thing's a she? Leaving aside the possibility that it's just a bull someone's given a novelty wig as a practical joke, the sad truth is that that's what the average "male" emo poofter looks like in the UK nowadays. It's a sick, sad world.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #27
                          Re: God Hates England

                          Here's another example of why God hates England.

                          Can you imagine any Godly American Marine acting like this??

                          How Malcolm the tough-guy Marine turned into Bulgarian Miss Margaret

                          When retired commando Malcolm McPherson started house-hunting in the Bulgarian village of Jyulnitza after a distinguished career in the Royal Marines, locals thought they were welcoming a tough military man.

                          So when a genteel woman called Margaret McPherson, who looked uncannily like the ex-marine, moved into his house several months later they assumed she was his sister.

                          But Mr and Miss McPherson were one and the same.

                          The former Warrant Officer had decided that, along with a change of home, he would have a change of gender.

                          Miss McPherson, 64, served with the Royal Marines – undergoing their tough commando training – and with the Intelligence Corps in Northern Ireland at the height of the Troubles.

                          Photographs show her dramatic change from a tough, bearded soldier – who also spent 17 years training the Sultan of Oman's forces – to a quiet, unassuming woman.

                          In one, the camouflage-clad soldier poses casually in the desert, clutching an Austrian-made Steyr AUG while on patrol near the disputed Yemeni border in the Eighties.

                          The other photograph, taken last week, shows a woman in a plaid skirt sitting comfortably at home surrounded by ornaments and knick-knacks.

                          Miss McPherson, who has an adult daughter from a previous marriage, has not undergone any medical treatment to change gender.

                          She was advised by her doctor that it could have serious health implications at her age.

                          "I made the change on my 64th birthday and I feel very happy now," she added.

                          "A lot of us have been in the military because we try to suppress our longing by doing the most macho thing possible."
                          I won't post these revolting photograhs, but the link will allow you to see them if you must. I don't advise it....
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #28
                            Re: God Hates England

                            God hates your mum.

                            What are u going to do?

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                            • #29
                              Re: God Hates England

                              Originally posted by Luc!fer View Post
                              God hates your mum.

                              What are u going to do?
                              That's not quite true friend.
                              God actually commands us to hate our Parents.

                              If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." (Luke 14:26)

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                              • #30
                                Re: God Hates England

                                you lot seriously need to be sectioned.

                                i think you're disgusting.

                                how do you live with yourselves?

                                oh, don't tell me - God.

                                You can follow a religion, but you guys take it far too seriously, to the extent where what i would consider you are turning into bullies, calling people "fags" etc, now what would God think of that?

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