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    Pray For God to open Tony Bennett's Eyes.

    Folk's singer Tony Bennett had a big 90th birthday bash some time ago. During the televised program, I learned that he fought in the Battle of the Bulge.

    Praise Jesus, I thought. A real American hero, this guy, risking his life against those horrible Nazi's who were out to get us, right?

    But get this! Thanks to his experiences in the war, Bennett became a pacifist. What a coward! And then he had the nerve to march in some Civil Rights get together in Salami, Alabama or someplace.

    So yeah, you're a pacifist, but you're going to march right up in somebody's face and break the law. Why did he go over there and fight the Nazis if he was just going disrespect our country by marching in some protest movement intended to intimidate all the law abiding citizens?

    Clearly, some people do not know what it means to support their country.

    Please pray that Jesus can convince this guy to look at what is happening in this country and become a real American by speaking out before it's too late. He is so mixed up with his values, he's bound to be bound for hell. He was smart enough to become an ex-Italian, maybe he can give up his sinful notions of "equality" if Jesus opens his eyes to the Bible.


    Concernedly Yours,
    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy
    Tags: civil rights, italians, music, selma, tony bennett
  • #2
    Re: Pray For God to open Tony Bennett's Eyes.

    We might have suspected such a thing from one who became famous for singing, I Left My Heart in San Francisco.

    That is code language for "I love a city full of homers." This guy is a one-man PR firm for Satan.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • #3
      Re: Pray For God to open Tony Bennett's Eyes.

      I thought he was long dead. But maybe I am confusing him with Tony Soprano. In any event, 2016 has been a bumper year for The Hell Train and we still have a couple of days to go.
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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      • #4
        Re: Pray For God to open Tony Bennett's Eyes.

        Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
        I thought he was long dead. But maybe I am confusing him with Tony Soprano. In any event, 2016 has been a bumper year for The Hell Train and we still have a couple of days to go.
        That's cool. I can't tell De Niro from Pacino and I'm Italian.

        Of course, thanks to LBC, I'm an ex-Eyetalian, really. My hair is so much less greasy and my mustache is barely noticeable! I no longer say "yous guys" and I've stopped talking with my hands. I've even developed a tolerance for bland foods. The best part is how fine and fair my skin has become. My swarthy, olive complexion is a thing of the past. Praise Jesus!

        Caucasionally Yours,
        Handmaiden
        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

        Guns For God and the Economy

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        • #5
          Re: Pray For God to open Tony Bennett's Eyes.

          I stopped caring for Tony Bennett when he began cavorting with fake Christian Lady Gaga, whose lyrics often mention Jesus Christ but then ramble on about being "born this way" and taking rides on disco sticks. If he was any kind of true hero, he would be recording music that is acceptable to our Lord instead of allowing Gaga to ride on his coattails. Just my opinion, but the Lord directs my thoughts and words as a True Christian(TM) (Psalm 139:4)


          I will pray for him, sparingly.
          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
          Amen and Amen

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          • #6
            Re: Pray For God to open Tony Bennett's Eyes.

            I'm praying for him, but I won't hold my breath for a favorable answer to my prayer.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #7
              Re: Pray For God to open Tony Bennett's Eyes.

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              I'm praying for him, but I won't hold my breath for a favorable answer to my prayer.

              More evidence Tony Bennett's soul will have a tough time escaping hell is his long term friendship, collaboration and admiration of lesbian KD Lang. They are best of buds.


              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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